Almost Friday Podcast

We dive into the ethics of microtransactions and the "Senior Assassin" water gun games that are landing high schoolers in real-life jail. Will admits to blowing his emergency debit card on Robux as a ten-year-old, Liam details his failed attempt to buy a Marlins hat with his mom’s credit card, and Binder recaps her weekend at Coachella. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Barebells Protein Soda – protein and caffeine in one. Find it at Target, and hit up barebells.com with code FRIDAY for 15% off If you’re ever injured, check out Morgan & Morgan: https://www.forthepeople.com/AFPOD Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. Head to https://www.drsquatch.com or find Dr. Squatch in stores. Let your stick do the talking. Timestamps 00:00 - Liam's New Game / Micro-transactions 06:49 - Pedos on Roblox?! 08:21 - Vrabel Scandal 17:27 - Binderchella 27:35 - Cereal Krillers 34:55 - Cracker of the Week 42:25 - Molly Comedowns 51:37 - Ai is Dangerous 57:16 - S4 Bob Lazar 1:04:16 - Senior Assassins 1:08:01 - Characters 1:14:43 - Tour Dates Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week’s episode features a "hindsight hating" session on a rooftop Weezer concert and the mystery of the Lake Arrowhead maintenance man, and our coworker Tanner joins the pod to share an absolute Binder Brain Melt of a story. Will is drinking microplastics, Liam is passionate about the new Bob Lazar movie, and Emily brought a penis ice luge on her friends’ boat. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Use code FRIDAY for 20% off a pair of Stoke shoes at https://www.stokeshoes.com Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/AFPOD with promo code AFPOD. Get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box with code AFPOD50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/afpod50off DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “AFPOD"!!! https://www.betterhelp.com/afpod (00:00) - Intro (09:15) - Weezer Flopped (15:15) - Catch 22 (22:45) - Lake Arrowhead (26:44) - Tanner Joins the Pod (Binder Brain Melt) (32:38) - Ad (37:14) - Cracker of the Week (40:56) - Age of Attraction (45:17) - Ad (48:08) - Will’s Reading Updates (49:42) - Characters (54:40) - Headbandz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skyler stops by the pod to recount a "chilling" supermarket heist and the group performs a post-mortem analysis on his storytelling skills. We’re also joined by Billy Langdon who does not know the difference between Kid Rock and Kevin Rudolf. Liam reveals Skyler’s bizarre 3:30 AM dietary habits involving witches and Will is touched by the story of the struggles of a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader’s husband. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod FOLLOW BILLY: https://www.instagram.com/stilllwell/ SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. Find Pinnacle Vodka near you and see why smooth doesn't have to be expensive: https://www.pinnaclevodka.com/ (00:00) - Intro + Billy Langdon Joins the Pod (01:52) - The Scotch Heist ft. Skyler (03:54) - Reflecting on Skyler’s Story (09:08) - Retelling the Scotch Heist (23:45) - Skyler’s Diet (32:20) - Salty Liam (34:09) - Cracker of the Week (Kid Rock, Zoom Court, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader's Husband) (52:23) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Joey Avery joins the pod and boy do things take a turn FAST in typical Binder Blunder fashion. The boys went to VeGUS, Joey has a new special out, and Binder needs to stop using ChatGPT. Follow Joey: https://www.instagram.com/joeyavery/?hl=en Joey's Special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4xlXat3ck4 SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Get up to 43% off your entire order, + free shipping + a free rechargeable frother when you use code AFPOD at https://mudwtr.com/ New customers get 50% Off with code AFPOD at https://www.gld.com/ Head to https://www.barebells.com and use code FRIDAY for 15% off DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 Timestamps (00:33) - Pilgrims J-ing Off (03:48) - 30 Flirty and Thriving (09:25) - The Pizza Movie (11:35) - VeGUS (22:20) - Joey Avery Joins the Pod (29:45) - Binder Blunder 5000 (34:52) - New Pod Idea (45:37) - AI Sucks (47:14) - Palantir CEO is off his Rocker (55:16) - Pokemon Go (57:25) - Disrespecting Waymos (1:03:19) - Conspiracies (1:07:44) - Fire in the Sky (1:11:50) - Project Hail Mary (1:13:57) - Man Spider (1:19:28) - J-ing Off Convos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are spicing things up on today’s episode with a fun game and listener submissions, including some truly insane neighbor stories. Liam is celebrating St. Patrick’s Day with shots of Jameson, Will accidentally gets into a stranger’s car, and Emily brings a chaotic new game to the show. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Grab a Voodoo Ranger G-Force, the 11% supercharged IPA. Upload your receipt at https://www.betoneleven.com for a chance to win $11K Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 (00:01:00) - Liam is Back From Hollywood (00:10:00) - What’s Gibby Up To? (00:14:25) - Canceling Birthdays (00:17:05) - Frat Tours (00:22:50) - Wrong Car Panic (00:27:06) - Miss Ruby Tuesday (00:32:05) - Crazy Neighbor Submissions (00:58:59) - Headbandz Game (01:17:05) - Character Segment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Apologies in advance of today’s episode. We discuss the new Neighbors docuseries and slowly disintegrate into thin air as the technical difficulties arise. Liam’s off to Toronto to film a tv show, Will spent the weekend starting a new beach tradition, and Emily was stuck in NYC dog sitting a puppy that could not be left alone. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Grab a Voodoo Ranger G-Force, the 11% supercharged IPA. Upload your receipt at https://www.betoneleven.com for a chance to win $11K Get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box with code AFPOD50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/afpod50off HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and get 20% off your first purchase with code FRIDAY at checkout. (01:39) - Two-Factor Authentication Is a Scam(07:05) - 2 A.M. Horror Movie Decisions(14:27) - Timothée Is in Hot Water(18:37) - Neighbors HBO Series(29:53) - Binder’s Dogsitting Prison Sentence(39:07) - The Studio Completely Breaks(47:34) - Binder Finally Finished Breaking Bad(52:17) - Cracker of the Week Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Luke Null is BACK in town to talk ghost hunting on the Queen Mary, shark discourse, and a woman who drinks 100 cups of coffee. Liam and Luke Null explored a haunted ship, Will went to the Magic Castle, and Binder is calling in from New York. FOLLOW LUKE: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/ LUKE'S UPCOMING SHOWS: https://www.lukenull.com/live-shows SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: If you’re ever injured, check out Morgan & Morgan: https://www.forthepeople.com/AFPOD Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/AFPOD with promo code AFPOD. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. Use code FRIDAY for 20% off a pair of Stoke shoes at https://www.stokeshoes.com Chapters / Timestamps (00:00) - Intro (01:11) - Ghost Hunting on the Queen Mary (12:15) - Dream Recaps / Magic Castle (22:30) - Shia LaBeouf Interview (26:14) - The Taking of Deborah Logan (30:08) - Bad Sketch Ideas (43:01) - Sharks (51:46) - Surfing (56:59) - Cracker of the Week (1:11:49) - Scream 7 (1:18:38) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re joined by our friend of the progrum and comedian Ali Macofsky for an episode that covers everything from Japanese Jesus lore to the BAFTA Awards mishap and creeping on our neighbors. Will spirals over hyper-specific AI musical ads ruining the internet, Liam shares his passion for Bigfoot, and Ali reveals her dad used to run beach “Survivor” challenges during his short-lived era as an active parent. FOLLOW ALI: https://www.instagram.com/notalimac/?hl=en CLICK HERE TO FIND ALI'S UPCOMING SHOWS BUG HATS ARE RESTOCKED! https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Barebells just dropped Brownie Batter -- 20 grams of protein, no added sugar, and a gooey batter center. Code FRIDAY for 15% off at https://barebells.com/ Find Pinnacle Vodka near you and see why smooth doesn't have to be expensive: https://www.pinnaclevodka.com/ Win a VIP trip to the Court of Legends: DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 Timestamps (01:11) - Ali Macofsky Joins (06:13) - Gaps in Jesus Christ’s Life (15:32) - Ali Is Her Father’s Daughter (23:41) - Wi Spa (31:10) - Punch the Monkey (35:06) - Show It To Me Rachel (37:00) - How White is White (38:39) - USA Hockey Wins Gold (44:32) - Cracker of the Week (46:54) - AI Videos (54:00) - BAFTA Awards Mishap (1:06:57) - Frat Hazing Caught by Police (1:09:10) - Old Pictures of Ourselves (1:13:43) - Monsterpalooza (1:19:47) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve got Presidents Day presidents, sketchy massages, and some light reptilian discourse today. Liam gets heckled by a homeless man in public and lives to tell the tale, Will goes deep on the Epstein emails, and Emily is once again terrorized by the worst neighbor on earth. BUG HATS RESTOCK: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Our listeners get the Harry’s Plus Trial Set for only $10 at https://www.Harrys.com/AFPOD #Harryspod Barebells Protein Milk -- protein and taste without all the sugar. Hit up https://barebells.com/ with code FRIDAY for 15% off. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! (03:46) - Eating Babies?! (15:14) - Homeless Run Ins (20:48) - A Letter From Big Red (27:46) - Netflix is a Joke (32:42) - New Game of Thrones (33:56) - Nirvana (39:13) - Funnel Necks (49:35) - Downstairs Neighbor Updates (53:43) - Worst Massage Ever (1:00:30) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Super Bowl was a sh*t show, the commercials were a sh*t show, and the Turning Point Halftime show? Also a sh*t show. Join us and our pal Billy Langdon for some some commercial sh*t talk, a discussion on famous kidnappings, and some spider facts. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and get 20% off your first order with code FRIDAY at checkout. Valentine's Day is coming up -- if your person is all about protein, Barebells is the move. Code FRIDAY for 15% off at https://shop.barebells.com/ DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “AFPOD"!!! https://www.betterhelp.com/afpod Get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box with code AFPOD50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/afpod50off Timestamps (6:21) - Dick Hammer // Marlboro Boys (8:33) - Turning Point Halftime Show (13:00) - Michael Jackson's Halftime Show (17:54) - Kidnapping: Savannah Guthrie's Mom (22:56) - Famous Kidnappings (27:29) - VR Rooms (30:01) - We Had A Mentalist In The Office (31:29) - Mentalist Name Insert (32:56) - Nonsense From Billy's Mom (38:22) - Superbowl Commercials (47:26) - Dog Medicine Hands Guy (51:27) - Svedka Superbowl Commercial (56:16) - Breaking Bad Check In (58:20) - Spider Facts (1:09:03) - Cracker of the Week (1:12:26) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This eppy covers everything from the "Justin Timberlake effect" to the bizarre details of the Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Gates emails. Liam reveals he went to fat camp as a kid, Will dives into Brandon Sanderson’s movie/show adaptations of the Stormlight Archives, and Binder explains why she eats yogurt during every recording session. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpodFOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500Find Pinnacle Vodka near you and see why smooth doesn't have to be expensive: https://www.pinnaclevodka.com/ ind LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/AFPOD with promo code AFPOD. Timestamps (00:00) - Intro (01:37) - Checking in with Dom (02:44) - Ski Trips (07:42) - Mirage (10:41) - Tanner (17:04) - Brandon Sanderson Movie Adaptations (23:41) - Ryan Gosling (30:10) - Cracker of the Week (30:32) - Bill Gates / Epstein Files (36:36) - 2000s Heartthrobs (45:02) - The Cosmere (46:42) - Liam's Cracker (52:28) - Upcoming Standup Shows (54:10) - Skin things (1:02:02) - Fat Camp (1:04:37) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A snow storm traps Liam in travel purgatory and he spends $300 on airport beer. Will just got back from snowboarding (not skiing), and Emily just finished season 1 of Breaking Bad. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code AFPOD at https://www.Ridge.com/AFPOD #Ridgepod DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS!Barebells Protein Soda – protein and caffeine in one. Find it at Target, and hit up barebells.com with code FRIDAY for 15% offhttps://shop.barebells.com/?srsltid=AfmBOor-szvnekX1TyxqY-ie3WXFV5gybR_fWKMonuk7pTNCndNM93Ca Timestamps 00:00 - Getting Stuck In The Storm 14:20 - EMP Blast 15:46 - Andor 17:06 - What’s Relevant Clip 21:42 - Gifts 28:04 - Breaking Bad 36:25 - Sydney Sweeney & The Hollywood Sign 41:56 - New Mushroom Just Dropped 46:05 - It’s So Relevant 57:05 - Dunn Falls 1:02:23 - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we are joined by the newest member of the AFTV team, Willie Simon. Liam breaks down The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, Willie discusses what it’s like growing up in Hawaii, and Will declares Jared Leto his #1 enemy. FOLLOW WILLIE SIMON: https://www.instagram.com/williesimoncomedy/ SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 Don’t sleep on [@ultrapouches]. New customers get 15% Off with code AFPOD at https://www.takeultra.com! #UltraPouches #ad Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. Timestamps (06:29) - Willie Simon Joins The Pod (08:01) - Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (22:37) - Inside Man (26:07) - Trump at the Ford Factory (33:17) - Hawaii (42:33) - Motorcycles (57:55) - Jared Leto / Method Acting (1:03:58) - Drinking in High School (1:18:51) - Top Hawaiians (1:25:10) - Scuba (1:31:59) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The piece police is here and haircuts are under surveillance. The boys debate whether Survivor has lost its soul, react to possibly one of the worst movie trailers of all time, and make a Frog and Toad universe that nobody asked for. SHOP OUR NEWEST MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Grab Barebells at Target, Walmart, or https://shop.barebells.com/ with code FRIDAY for 15% off! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at lucy.co/AFPOD with promo code AFPOD. DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “AFPOD"!!! https://www.betterhelp.com/afpod DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 Timestamps (00:26) - Piece Police (02:43) - Hanukkah Gift for Blinder (07:24) - Smoov As Hell (10:00) - Scott Adams (16:06) - Golden Globes (19:03) - Blinderest Blast (25:09) - Sticky Bandit Prostitute (32:53) - Survivor (37:24) - Cracker of the Week (41:59) - War of the World (47:29) - Pole to Pole (51:06) - Rachel Sennott (54:15) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New year, new ins and outs with Luke Null. Liam went to Japan, Luke has Stranger Things on the brain, and Will does his biggest razz yet. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Grab Barebells at Target, Walmart, or https://shop.barebells.com/ with code FRIDAY for 15% off! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! Get 50% off plus FREE shipping on your first box with code AFPOD50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/afpod50off Timestamps (01:08) - Welcome Back Luke (06:49) - Liam Went to Japan (10:55) - Pooping in the Pool (19:38) - Luke’s Chicago Move (23:33) - Stranger Things (31:32) - 2026 Ins and Outs (46:26) - Best Gifts (53:51) - Cracker of the Week (1:04:21) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HAPPY 2026! You guys asked, and we delivered. We are bringing you 20 of our favorite all-time characters in one compilation. Plus, a little mini episode from the guys at home. SHOP OUR NEW MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO https://rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY CHAPTERS (00:02) - The Rotting Stench (12:57) - New Year’s Resolutions (17:18) - Binder’s Stone Crab Date (20:08) - Heated Rivalry (25:47) - Greg Blandino (32:11) - Meester Bug (39:03) - Corey Pipeline (41:19) - The Eyeball Man (48:09) - Nicholas Orlando / Preston Blackwood (53:03) - Snake Man (55:16) - Foam (1:00:02) - Lunch (1:03:36) - Guy Who Can’t Do Finger Guns (1:05:22) - Worst Guy On a Zoom Call (1:16:01) - Danny Disappear (1:16:28) - Gary Grave (1:23:39) - Big Time Dinosaur (1:25:54) - Scott Fang (1:27:21) - Sorting Hat (1:28:38) - Clydia (1:32:45) - Chudley Griggs (1:34:03) - Tommy Troubleshoot (1:35:50) - Tommy Oyster Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

MERRY CHRISTMAS! On today’s holiday-themed episode, Liam tries to convince us that Santa ties back to psychedelics. We talk iconic Christmas movies, whether or not Jewish people understand the holiday spirit, and we might even play with some Christmas toys. SHOP OUR NEW MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO https://rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY. Promo Code ALMOSTFRIDAY So next time you’re craving something cold, frothy, and packed with unapologetic flavor — crack open a MUG Root Beer. Find MUG Root Beer at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer. Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Timestamps (00:00) Merry Christmas (04:31) - Dino Talk (07:47) - Jewish Christmas Traditions (11:43) - Christmas Movies (13:11) - Psychedelic Santa? (16:29) - Reindeer Are Real? (21:48) - Family Stone (24:29) - Emily’s First Time Decorating a Tree (28:41) - Secret Santa (34:46) - Mohels (37:50) - Magnolia (45:36) - Catching the Jo Bros (49:59) - Jehovah’s Witness Call (54:38) - Best Holiday Gifts (57:20) - Will and Liam’s Playdate (1:01:46) - Cracker of the Week (1:04:30) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today the boys cover their Mount Rushmore of Hottest Chicks, Pennywise nightmares, and overnight oat recipes. Liam saved our building from being lit on fire, Will unveils his deeply unsettling clay wall of rejected crushes, and Emily does what she does best: repeats a story she already told and tells another story where the best parts are bleeped. SHOP OUR NEW MERCH COLLECTION: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: CANCEL YOUR UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTIONS BY GOING TO https://rocketmoney.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY. Promo Code ALMOSTFRIDAY (04:26) - Raking Meat(06:52) - Welcome to Derry Nightmare(11:02) - Mount Rushmore Hottest Chicks(17:46) - Pre COTW Cracker(19:51) - Overnight Oats(23:34) - Liam is a Hero(31:02) - Cracker of the Week(38:03) - ARC Raiders(53:01) - Biggest Loser Doc(53:01) - Binder’s Bleeped Lore(1:02:44) - YOU ARE NOTHIN(1:05:13) - Retelling the Story of Binder’s Grandpa & His Illegitimate Child(1:13:18) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our pals Eilise Patton and Billy Langdon join us and help us share some big news. Eilise just got back from Cancun where her husband may or may not have bought her $1200 earrings, Billy may or may not have new tattoos, and Liam may or may not have had diarrhea in a hot tub. NEW MERCH COLLECTION JUST DROPPED 🔥https://almostfriday.shop/collections/afpod Follow Billy: https://www.instagram.com/stilllwell/?hl=en Follow Eilise: https://www.instagram.com/itseilisepatton/?hl=en FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY. Promo Code ALMOSTFRIDAY So next time you’re craving something cold, frothy, and packed with unapologetic flavor — crack open a MUG Root Beer. Find MUG Root Beer at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! https://apps.apple.com/gb/app/betmgm-sports-betting-casino/id6446248500 (00:00) - Special Surprise Announcement(00:44) - Billy & Elise Join the Progrum(16:04) - How Will’s Departure Affected Liam(19:57) - Movies vs. Billy’s Mom(25:52) - “$1200 Earrings”(34:25) - Walking to Work(38:24) - Elise & Emily Got Dinner(42:33) - YouTube Wrapped(51:46) - Pre-Cracker Cracker(57:05) - Cracker of the Week(01:03:19) - Roommate Pranks(01:14:42) - Christmas Gifts(01:24:00) - Merch Haul Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will’s back from filming his viral Hollywood movie. Liam is stuck in Stranger Things. Emily is decentering men (or at least trying to) and the boys stomp on her like demogorgons. SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/ALMOSTFRIDAY. Promo Code ALMOSTFRIDAY So next time you’re craving something cold, frothy, and packed with unapologetic flavor — crack open a MUG Root Beer. Find MUG Root Beer at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer. Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/FRIDAY! #trueclassicpod Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. (00:10) - Something New? (03:26) - Back on the Sauce? (05:09) - Reuniting (08:06) - “Worms” (15:57) - Will’s Hairline is Messed Up (21:32) - Show Premiere? (25:30) - Lane Kiffen (32:06) - Missed Field Goal Kick (34:17) - Christian Ellis (45:45) - First First Class Experience (01:01:16) - Tarantino’s Top 20 Films of the 20th Century (01:15:42) - Cracker of the Week (01:25:24) - Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices