
The Political Orphanage
Politics
Politics minus bile plus jokes. Comedian and avowed independent Andrew Heaton interviews authors and thought leaders about policy and big thinky stuff.
Location:
United States
Description:
Politics minus bile plus jokes. Comedian and avowed independent Andrew Heaton interviews authors and thought leaders about policy and big thinky stuff.
Language:
English
Website:
http://www.mightyheaton.com
Episodes
War Without Coffins
4/15/2026
Why now? Why did the United States go to war with Iran this year, as opposed to last year, or ten years ago? Michael Tint is a data scientist and aerospace expert, and is here to talk about the Iran War–and why it's a different sort of conflict.
Duration:00:44:55
The Travails of Afroman and Lindy West (WSPN)
4/9/2026
The World's Smartest Podcast Network returns to discuss:
Universities dumping peripheral majors in favor of practical ones
The trials, tribulations, and musical comeback of Afroman
Lindy West, and Millennial Feminism
TURNER'S COMEDY SPECIAL, "Turner Sparks: Buttoned Up and Unhinged: https://www.angel.com/watch/shared/f0106e78-f95b-4aad-91dd-65c43cf80c38
Duration:01:12:55
How To Deal with Political Lizard People
4/1/2026
Sociopaths and narcissists are both drawn to politics. How do we spot folks with faulty moral compasses before they get elected, and what do we do when they slip by?
Bill Eddy is a therapist, lawyer, and mediator. He is the Director of Innovation at the High Conflict Institute. He is the author of over twenty books on high-conflict behavior and how to manage it, but we will be discussing the most pertinent of these works, "Why We Elect Narcissists and Sociopaths and How We Can Stop."
Duration:01:30:00
Interview with the Mega Warden
3/27/2026
Randall Liberty is the Commissioner for Maine's Department of Corrections, overseeing the state's entire prison system, after previously serving as a warden, and a sheriff. He's largely responsible for implementing the "Maine Model," and shifting the state's prison resources away from punitive emphases to rehabilitation.
Part V of Prison Week
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Duration:01:09:45
What's Prison Hooch Taste Like?
3/26/2026
What's prison wine taste like? How's trade work? Where do people get the ink for prison tattoos? If someone sees you cry in the slammer, do you get beaten up? If they beat you up, can you whittle your toothbrush down and shank 'em later? And, crucially, how is prison debate different than high school debate, if at all?
Duration:01:19:47
Parenting Behind Bars
3/25/2026
How hard is it to raise kids when you're inside a penitentiary? How do you maintain relationships in general? In this episode, Part III of Prison Week, we head to the Maine Correctional Center's Women Prison to interview a resident.
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Duration:00:29:12
Maine is Smarter Than Your State about Prison
3/24/2026
In Part II of Prison Week, we meet prison teachers, visit the computer lab, and check out Anime in the prison library. The "Maine Model" is focused on rehabilitation and trying to get residents prepped for life on the outside. It's a method contrasted to older penitentiary models in the United States, which focus primarily on punishment and deterrence.
Duration:01:14:26
Heaton Goes to Prison
3/23/2026
In this special, host Andrew Heaton visits the Maine Correctional Center for a day to speak with residents, corrections officers and administrators. About life in prison in general, and the "Maine Model," focused on rehabilitation specifically.
Part I of "Prison Week"
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Duration:01:09:44
Richer Than Ever, Miserable Anyway
3/18/2026
Brink Lindsey is the Senior Vice President at the Niskannen Center. He is the author of "The Permanent Problem: The Uncertain Transition from Mass Plenty to Mass Flourishing." You can find it at mightyheaton.com/featured
Duration:00:59:50
A.I. and the Future of Scams
3/11/2026
Brian Brushwood is by trade a magician, but of late has become a security expert. The FBI flew him to Quantico to brief agents on how scams work, and he's become a popular speaker and consultant for large corporations on how to shield against sophisticated scams. The host of "World's Greatest Con" joins to advise Heaton on how not to get screwed.
On YouTube at: https://youtu.be/_5PnMjvxTDg
Duration:01:09:19
Undeclared Wars
3/5/2026
When was the last time the United States actually declared war?
Why did it stop officially declaring war, if nonetheless bombing folks?
And when is the president authorized to attack another country without explicit congressional authorization?
What is the War Powers Act, and why did it piss of Nixon?
All that and more in this history and constitutional deep dive.
Duration:01:00:20
How the Court Neutered Trump
2/25/2026
The Supreme Court just struck down Donald Trump's sweeping emergency tariffs, but this case is about far more than slinkies and sombreros. When Congress passes an ambiguous law, does the president get broad discretion, or only the specific powers clearly granted to him? We unpack the Major Questions Doctrine, Justice Roberts' loaded-gun theory of taxation, Gorsuch's blistering concurrence calling out judicial inconsistency, and the surprising dissents from Kavanaugh and Thomas. This is an episode about tariffs — but it's really about who holds the power to tax, and whether the Constitution still means what it says.
Duration:00:38:14
Grover Norquist at Burning Man (Rebroadcast)
2/19/2026
Burning Man is a giant, 80,000-person party in the desert, complete with a crazy amount of neon, bicycles, and narcotics. Grover Norquist is a powerful Republican, alternately famous or infamous for compelling GOP leaders to pledge never to increase spending, who attends Burning Man every year. He joins the podcast to talk about Burning Man, influential secret societies, his foray into standup comedy, and of course, taxes.
Original air date Sep 5th, 2019
Duration:01:07:22
Governing through Blockchain: Techno-Communes (Preview)
2/17/2026
Jonathan Hillis is the founder and caretaker of Cabin, a network of co-living spaces which link up and vet members in other communities via blockchain technology. His "neighborhood" of intentional living is in beautiful Texas Hill Country an hour outside of Austin, where he lives with friends in a hub-and-spoke model of private accommodation surrounding communal social spaces.
He's the former CTO of Coinbase, and you can see how his tech background influences his obsession with scalability (we talk about Metcalf's Law, and the optimum size of "one sauna teams") as well as the non-financial elements of blockchain to that end. It actually reminds me a bit of Neil Stephenson's Franchise-Organized Quasi-National Entities or "burbclaves" in Snow Crash.
Cabin strikes me as a kind of libertarian commune (though neither Hillis nor myself ever uses the term). It's big scattered geographic network of modular co-ops you can plug into and out of. Vetting community members is a big thing in communes, and Cabin relies on blockchain technology and somethin akin to personal Yelp reviews to allow people to skip up from Austin, TX to like-minded communities in Santa Fe or Portland, or wherever.
He joins to discuss his model, and what day-to-day life is like living in an intentional co-living community.
Duration:00:15:27
How to Build a Commune: Samwise Rodriguez
2/16/2026
If you wanted to live with a bunch of buddies in a house, how would you do it? What are the mechanics of setting up, financing, and socially maintaining a commune? Samwise Rodriguez runs a commune—which combines their skills as a philanthropist, entrepreneur (and to some extent, as a polyamorist). This week we explore: how do you build your own commune?
Duration:01:12:13
Jeff Flake Alone on an Island with a Knife
2/11/2026
What happens when Trump leaves office? Do the Republicans reform or catalyze?
Jeff Flake is the former Executive Director of the Goldwater Institute, Ambassador to Turkey, and representative and then Senator from the great state of Arizona. He is also a Knight of the Kingdom of Sweden.
He joins to discuss what a post-Trump Republican Party will look like.
Duration:00:49:45
The Map That Explains Everything About America: Colin Woodard
2/4/2026
Colin Woodard posits that America is not really a country, it's a dozen or so distinct nations with their own cultures and ideologies which are constantly battling for supremacy. His new book "Nations Apart: How Clashing Regional Cultures Shattered America." In it he argues that
argues that deep-seated cultural divisions, stemming from different colonial settlement patterns, are the root cause of modern American political polarization, inequality, and threats to democracy. The book uses historical and data-driven analysis to show how these regional cultures clash on issues like gun control, immigration, and abortion, and proposes a renewal based on the unifying ideals of the Declaration of Independence.
"America is Eleven Different Countries"
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/america-is-eleven-different-countries/id1439837349?i=1000646222225
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Duration:01:21:48
America is Eleven Different Countries (Rebroadcast)
2/3/2026
Rudyard William Lynch is the host of WhatifAlHist, a popular history channel on YouTube.
He joins to discuss how the origins and circumstances of America's regions permanently imprinted on its cultures and political outlooks.
Colin Woodard's Map: https://www.businessinsider.com/the-11-nations-of-the-united-states-2015-7
Rudyard's Map: https://preview.redd.it/cultural-map-of-america-done-by-whatifalthist-on-youtube-v0-7clddg9nunpa1.jpg?auto=webp&s=663b38b9434bdf7791fac983f0d5e5beb643b779
Relevant Book: American Nations: A History of the Eleven Rival Regional Cultures of North America, by Colin Woodard
Duration:02:12:33
I Time Traveled to Talk to Medieval Yokels about Economics
1/28/2026
What did people in the Dark Ages think about economics? Why did poverty exist, and how do you alleviate it? To find out, I took my time machine to 1282 and 1314, to speak to barflies and a priest.
Fr. Richard Kirby is a fourteenth century prior of Whitby Abbey and formerly the sacrist of St. Mungo's. He is a specialist in Just Price Theory, and joins the show to discuss how his fellows in the Dark Ages approach economics.
Duration:00:55:57
MLK and Color Blindness
1/19/2026
Clayborne Carson is the Director of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Research and Education institute, and hand-picked by Coretta King to publish the letters of his late husband. He's one of the foremost historians on MLK and his legacy. He joins to discuss King, color blindness, and the three approaches of the Civil Rights movement.
Duration:00:48:07