F*CK THIS MURDER
Elizabeth Land Quant
Autistic, divorced, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new Bed and Breakfast that will save her family’s beautiful Victorian home, but her murdered guests and a plague of unexplained accidents keep getting in the...
Location:
United States
Networks:
Elizabeth Land Quant
Emma Marion Love
F*CK THIS MURDER SERIES
Blue Nose Publishing
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Description:
Autistic, divorced, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new Bed and Breakfast that will save her family’s beautiful Victorian home, but her murdered guests and a plague of unexplained accidents keep getting in the way. It doesn’t help that Maggie’s guests for a high-stakes week of wedding festivities are her old high-school nemeses and there’s a sweltering heat wave gripping their touristy mountain town. Or that she still has feelings for her ex-girlfriend Alice, the local game warden who is currently dating one of the wedding party. To make matters worse, the morning the wedding guests arrive, Maggie’s first guest inconveniently dies upstairs while the hotel inspector conducts his final tour. Maggie and her best friends Mia and Sutton stash the body, but the mystery remains, and chaotic mishaps abound. In the wake of food poisoning, a collapsing dock, rogue alligator, and a swarm of bees flying out of a disco ball at the roller-rink, it will be a miracle if Maggie can keep it together until her big payday at the end of the week, pay her mortgage, and save her guests from a murderer. Duration - 8h 40m. Author - Elizabeth Land Quant. Narrator - Emma Marion Love. Published Date - Monday, 19 January 2026. Copyright - © 2025 The Unpopular Publishing Co ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:15
Trigger Warnings
Duration:00:00:14
Chapter 1: The Inspector & The Corpse
Duration:00:36:25
Chapter 2: The More, The Merrier
Duration:00:32:14
Chapter 3: Mingling Under The Loblollies
Duration:00:35:32
Chapter 4: You Say Stalagmitel I Say Stalactite
Duration:00:24:59
Chapter 5: It's Tough When You're In The Closet
Duration:00:17:37
Chapter 6: Pass The Calamine
Duration:00:28:56
Chapter 7: I Got You, Babe
Duration:00:17:29
Chapter 8: Midnight Madness
Duration:00:28:00
Chapter 9: Who Remembers Mr. Gustaffson
Duration:00:26:15
Chapter 10: The Naked Now
Duration:00:23:58
Chapter 11: Cat Squids And Mermaid Bears
Duration:00:11:16
Chapter 12: I'll Stop The World And Skate With You
Duration:00:20:35
Chapter 13: They Came From Everywhere And Nowhere
Duration:00:22:54
Chapter 14: Guess Who's Coming To Brunch?
Duration:00:19:18
Chapter 15: It Takes A Village
Duration:00:13:33
Chapter 16: What's A Body Part Between Friends?
Duration:00:17:10
Chapter 17: There Goes That
Duration:00:19:06
Chapter 18: I Ain't Afraid
Duration:00:20:04
Chapter 19: Scooby Do Or Die
Duration:00:17:32
Chapter 20: Dark Night Of The Soul
Duration:00:25:12
Chapter 21: You Make Your Ancestors Cry
Duration:00:17:37
Chapter 22: I Know What You Did That Night
Duration:00:14:44
Chapter 23: Who Saw That Coming?
Duration:00:17:55
Chapter 24: Love Is A Flower You Must Fondle
Duration:00:10:48
Closing Credits
Duration:00:01:07