SWEET BUTT GUYS

We discuss the release of Pokemon Go, the craze that is sweeping the nation right now. Then, our heroes face the creature from the depths of the tower. Will they finally escape? Or will they finally turn upon each other? I know what we’re rooting for! Alternate titles: Allrighty | I put my hand up | Are we playing a dumb game? | We’re not going to murder Volst |.. Read More

Even by SBG standards, we get banter heavy. Diesel minute. Larp minute. Everyone wonders where their jackets went. And another rope is made… it goes as ropes tend to go. Alternate titles: It’s not gay if you rolled for it | Everyone have their pants on?

Watch out for spoilers in our semi-regular Game of Thrones minute. Someone dies. Alternate titles: The dreamcast | Someone put cinnamon on top of my dog | 50% of his arms are gone | Dead weight

A burning hallway, viscious transparent flying fish on fire from the inside, and team of pals. An arm is torn off in a fiery blaze, flame and blood drifting in the low grav. Alternate titles: Everyone is sad that the healer is dead | The rise of Super Wine

Our heroes venture into the oily deep, to face unknown terrors. Their strategy, as usual, revolves around trying to tie a decent rope.

John Travolta minute is edited out, and nothing of value is lost. Killing perdy goes… badly. We meet a murderous young gent, George O’Dowd, who now joins the guys center stage. A traitor is revealed to be among the squad. An oily gloom is faced.

A full hour of everybody trying to kill Perdy.

SBG Pokémon edition. The mystery of the poop on the pants is investigated, and elaborated on at length. Can our guardsmen escape, or will they be walled in with the horror? Friction among the squad increases. Alternate titles: Close the door, you’re letting all the warp energy out

We reminisce on days past. Sandwiches dreams of his love, who was definitely called Angelica. An Ork is chainsawed. The horrors of the red corridor crushes their sanity. Alternate titles: Clit damage

SBG catches up on current events… four years ago. And then straight into psychic phenomena! Alternate titles: Thaddeus team Jason | Thaddeus same flag | Left in an ork-ward position | Strenuous Simon

A secret is divulged. A red corridor is found. Poop is discussed. Alternate titles: Biscuit tin boys | The red X is definitely a warning… or a destination! | In for a space penny, in for a space pound

Our heroes enjoy some downtime – more or less. Pooping rolls are failed. Our heroes are given the opportunity to name their squad: The lampshades | Cactusmen | The acockaplease | Cool guys 11 | Radical cactusmen 20 | The shiny lightbulbs | Squad lampshades | Bunting crew | ETA cravers

We enjoy some important new minutes: Game of Thrones spoiler minute (lol), belly button minutePerdicles is stuck inside a mantrap… will the guys save him? Or accidentally shoot him in the head? Alternate titles: Good things come to those who are noble

Volst’s legs are trapped in the maw, while the vine that has gorged on the unwary guardsman is on the move. Meanwhile, has Perdicles finally pushed everyone too far? We muse on Sandwiches wife’s name: Pretty sure it’s Persephone. Alternate titles: Bigoted sergeant leads heroic troops | Worm time | The Emperor favours the nobleman | I’m sure it’s three or more syllables

Tension rises among the squad, as hierarchical differences raise their little head. We are faced with a selection of doors in the mysterious upper emporium… and who is this Rodriguez Stamina character anyway? Marvel as we throw some sand down a corridor, and end up in a jungle terror! Alternate titles: Don’t worry, I would have shot you

TW: Explicit sexual content Trapped inside the mysterious black box… how will they get back? The only way they know how. Outrageously.But more importantly, tune in for the scintillating backstory of Muscles Biscuit, the man who we’re here for. Alternate titles: That’s the worst one yet | Just trying to find a way to kill Purdie | We should probably conserve our urine| Definitely un-erect | I’m not that bothered.. Read More

Will they make it into the tower? Plasticite shatters, a screech fills the air, sand explodes into the air… Thaddeus officially introduces us to this seasons crew:Perdicles Morrisious Spencer the Third: Noble assholeBartley Trotter: Teaching everyone how to BartleyEloric: The man who knows what’s whatSandwiches Johnston: Just wants to get back to the love of his life… what was her name again? Magdalene?Muscles Biscuit: Last, but definitely not least

The guys try dig their way into the mysterious black tower while the ork attack intensifies. They also eat some stew. Alternate titles: We’ll try get it back on track next week

Everyone mucks around for ages sorting out carrying weight, while the DM nurses his hangover. Loved ones are remembered – and forgotten. Classic SBG ACTION! Alternate titles: They gave me some grenades | I was gonna shoot you guys | Orderly super wine | Angelica Ukelele

Join us for Episode 1 where the Sweet Butt Guys welcome a special guest, get introduced to Only War, create new characters, roll some dice, and, of course, heroically jack it and cry.