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From comedy and weird news to celebrity gossip and sports, The Rizzuto Show brings the chaos and questionable logic of St. Louis’ favorite morning show to a daily comedy podcast. Join Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott as they chop it up and dish it in a hilarious daily show—bustin’ chops, talking trends, and keeping it real. 🎙️ Expect funny clips, interviews, behind-the-scenes moments, and full Rizz Show daily comedy podcast episodes—all in one place. Don't miss a minute of your favorite comedy show. Subscribe/Follow now and laugh along with The Rizzuto Show - trying to save the world one funny podcast at a time! You can also hear The Rizzuto Show live on the radio every weekday from 6am-10am on 105.7 The Point - Everything Alternative - Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, Missouri - Part of the Gamut Podcast Network.

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St. Louis, MO

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From comedy and weird news to celebrity gossip and sports, The Rizzuto Show brings the chaos and questionable logic of St. Louis’ favorite morning show to a daily comedy podcast. Join Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott as they chop it up and dish it in a hilarious daily show—bustin’ chops, talking trends, and keeping it real. 🎙️ Expect funny clips, interviews, behind-the-scenes moments, and full Rizz Show daily comedy podcast episodes—all in one place. Don't miss a minute of your favorite comedy show. Subscribe/Follow now and laugh along with The Rizzuto Show - trying to save the world one funny podcast at a time! You can also hear The Rizzuto Show live on the radio every weekday from 6am-10am on 105.7 The Point - Everything Alternative - Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, Missouri - Part of the Gamut Podcast Network.

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@rizzshow

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English

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314-692-5537


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With That Area She’s Kissing Everything | The Rizzuto Show

2/5/2026
Welcome to another FULL SHOW episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy podcast where common sense taps out and chaos takes the wheel. On today’s episode, the crew tackles winter survival mistakes, social etiquette nightmares, and the very thin line between being helpful and becoming a Dateline episode. We kick things off with cold-weather car chaos, including why pouring boiling water on your windshield is a fast track to buying a new one. From broken ice scrapers to keys snapping off in car doors, the show relives some truly traumatic winter vehicle memories—proving once again that our parents somehow survived the ‘90s without hand sanitizer or logic. Things escalate when Lern admits to waking up a stranger who was asleep in her running car at a gas pump. Was it the right thing to do? Was it wildly unsafe? Should you ever approach a sleeping stranger? The room splits immediately, instant feedback pours in, and suddenly paramedics, gut instincts, and Ted Bundy references enter the chat. Just another calm morning on a daily comedy show. From there, the crew debates the art of car napping, the safest places to snooze between jobs, and why sleeping near playgrounds is always a hard no. Add in rest stop horror stories, debit-card-out-the-window driving hacks, and aggressive opinions about heater naps, and you’ve got a masterclass in American exhaustion. The episode also tackles one of life’s biggest modern dilemmas: is it rude not to talk to your Uber driver? From quiet ride preferences to unhinged conspiracy chats, the gang breaks down the polite ways to avoid conversation without becoming a monster. Bonus content includes massage therapists who chew ice mid-session and why that should absolutely be illegal. Then it’s time for Facebook Marketplace Price Is Right, featuring a homemade Predator helmet with real dreadlocks, questionable pricing strategies, and immediate rule disputes—because nothing says democracy like arguing over cosplay gear from Eureka, Missouri. The chaos continues with National Fart Day, showering-with-a-friend discourse, disaster preparedness reminders, and a shocking realization that some people don’t know where their smoke detectors are. The show wraps with some hometown pride as St. Louis racks up major nominations as one of the best beer cities in America—because if there’s one thing STL knows, it’s brewing and arguing. If you like sarcastic humor, awkward social situations, weird news, and conversations that spiral wildly out of control, this daily comedy podcast is exactly what you deserve. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. Winter driving hacks you should (and shouldn't) tryMale Cook Died In Olive Garden HorrorEastbourne: Former public toilet to become Mexican restaurant and shop as plans approvedThe Best Super Bowl Snack Of All Time, According To Delish FansHoney product recalled over undeclared erectile dysfunction ingredientSt. Louis Galleria restaurant recently closed with little notice after more than 30 yearsNew study finds the “100 Most Romantic Restaurants” across the countryThe Most Romantic Drive-Thru in the U.S. Is Opening Just in Time for Valentine’s DaySt. Louis nominated top beer city in USA TODAY 10Best awards See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:02:39:26

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Is It Rude to Ignore Your Uber Driver? (Plus: Facebook Marketplace Gets Unhinged) Daily Comedy Show

2/5/2026
Is it actually rude to not talk to your Uber driver, or are we all just prisoners of awkward Midwestern politeness? On today’s daily comedy show, The Rizzuto Show tackles one of modern society’s greatest moral dilemmas: how much small talk is required before you’re allowed to stare at your phone in peace. From “quiet ride” preferences to drivers who don’t understand social cues (or reality), the gang breaks down the fine line between being polite and protecting your sanity. Then the show takes a hard left into complete madness with another round of Facebook Marketplace Price Is Right, a game that proves the internet should not be allowed to sell things. The crew bids on some truly unhinged local listings, including a Predator cosplay helmet with real dreadlocks, a biblically accurate angel tree topper straight out of a fever dream, a rare 1986 Zimmer Quicksilver that looks like multiple cars lost a fight, and a secondhand Vagisil bath bomb that comes with a very aggressive “do not call me” warning. Things escalate when a $10,000 wood-fired pizza oven enters the chat, nearly convincing Riz to replace patriotism with mozzarella and become the undisputed king of Wildwood. This daily comedy show delivers awkward stories, weird news, bad financial decisions, and the kind of conversations that only happen on a microphone — all wrapped in sarcastic humor and self-inflicted chaos. If you’re into funny podcasts, uncomfortable social situations, strange marketplace finds, and a daily comedy show that proudly derails itself before lunchtime, this episode is absolutely for you. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:31:45

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National Fart Day, Missing Celebrities & Beer City Glory | Celebrity News

2/5/2026
Welcome to another beautifully unhinged celebrity news segment of The Rizzuto Show — the funny podcast that starts with Nutella and ends with you questioning how smoke detectors work. Today’s celebrity news chaos kicks off with a rundown of the weirdest holidays imaginable, including National Fart Day, which we treat with the scientific seriousness it deserves. Add in showering-with-a-friend logic, chili-based emergencies, and one truly alarming smoke detector story, and we’re already off the rails. From there, the show shifts into full St. Louis pride mode as the city earns major recognition in USA Today’s Beer City nominations. We argue breweries, tours, free beers, and why some of us have lived here forever without ever taking the tour everyone swears by. Local love meets mild judgment — it’s kind of our brand. Crap On Celebrities delivers wall-to-wall entertainment news, including Foo Fighters teasing new music, a surprise supergroup made of rock royalty offspring that actually slaps, and Jason Momoa casually showing up to play bass in a tiny pub like a walking Marvel movie. Things take a serious turn as we discuss missing celebrity family members, ongoing investigations, and hopeful updates — because even a funny podcast knows when to pump the brakes. Then it’s back to nonsense. We celebrate health wins, inspect tongues on-air (sorry), and spiral into a savage Instagram followers game that humbles almost everyone except Cristiano Ronaldo. Birthdays, deep cuts, ridiculous trivia, and one legendary porno birthday later, we somehow wrap this thing up without HR getting involved. If you want a funny podcast that blends pop culture, weird news, local pride, and zero impulse control — congratulations. You’re already one of us. This funny podcast is The Rizzuto Show doing exactly what it does best: controlled chaos with microphones. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:24:50

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Cold Cars, Car Naps & Questionable Life Choices | Daily Comedy Show

2/5/2026
Welcome to another beautifully unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy show where common sense goes to die — usually in a parking lot. The crew kicks things off battling brutal St. Louis winter temps and the internet’s worst cold-weather car advice (yes, people are still pouring boiling water on windshields… please stop). From socks on side mirrors to CD cases as ice scrapers, the gang relives the lawless era of frozen cars and bad decisions — including Moon’s legendary rust-bucket meltdown that literally lost pieces of its door. Things escalate fast when Lern admits she keeps waking up strangers sleeping in their cars — at gas pumps, Menards parking lots, basically anywhere exhaustion meets poor timing. Is she a hero? A future Dateline episode? Or just Midwest-nice to a fault? Paramedics weigh in, the crew panics for her safety, and suddenly everyone’s debating when it’s okay to nap in a car without someone calling 911. From there, the show swerves hard into pop culture chaos: the unfortunate downfall of the name “Jeffrey,” why being named Jeff might be safer for your résumé, and how some names simply cannot recover from bad PR. Add in wild restaurant stories (including one that absolutely ruins Olive Garden for everyone), a debate over whether you’d eat at a restaurant that used to be a public bathroom, and a terrifyingly detailed breakdown of outdoor street urinals. And just when you think things can’t get more serious — it’s Super Bowl food time. Wings vs sliders. Nachos vs chili. Buffalo chicken dip vs spinach artichoke dip. Friendships are tested. Lines are drawn. Sandwich guy is absolutely roasted. It’s a daily comedy show that somehow covers winter survival, human kindness, food rankings, and name shame — all before lunch. If you like funny stories, questionable judgment, and a morning show that openly argues with itself, congratulations. You’re home. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:15:06

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Was Helen Keller A Fraud? | Stupiracy

2/5/2026
There’s a brand new season of Stupiracy — the podcast where stupidity and conspiracy meet. In Season 2, Episode 1, Riz and Tim go deep on one of the wildest internet theories trending on TikTok and YouTube: Was Helen Keller a fraud? Helen Keller — the deaf-blind author, activist, and historical icon who wrote 14 books, met 12 U.S. presidents, graduated from Radcliffe College, and became a global symbol of perseverance — is now the target of a bizarre conspiracy claiming her life story was fake and that her achievements were impossible. From questions about her writing and handwriting to viral claims that she wasn’t even real, this episode unpacks the origins and spread of the theory, why it’s gaining traction online, and what the historical record really shows about Keller’s life and legacy. Follow the Stupiracy Podcast for more stupid history, or stay confused. Your call. Presented by CARSTAR – your auto body repair experts – locally owned with a nationwide guarantee. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:20:06

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Making Money on the Big Game | The Spread Zone

2/4/2026
Coming off a profitable Championship Weekend for The Spread Zone, the guys are back to earn you cash for the Big Game. Do the Patriots cover the spread, or do the Seahawks run away with the lead? Find out which team to fade, and which team to follow, on the new episode of The Spread Zone, presented by FanDuel Sportsbook. LEGAL DISCLAIMER We provide information about sports betting for entertainment purposes only. Please confirm gambling regulations in your state of residence. To participate in sports gaming, you must be 21 years of age or older and be physically present in a state where sports betting is legal. If you or someone you know has a sports betting or gambling problem, please call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org for more information and further assistance. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:21:07

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Chip Caray, Kerbs, Mind Meld Chaos & The Seattle vs Boston Rock War | The Rizzuto Show

2/4/2026
If you’re looking for calm, structure, and professionalism… you are aggressively lost. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a daily comedy show operating at full chaos capacity. We kick things off with one of the most on-brand news stories in American history: a police officer named John Murica hitching a ride on the back of a Ford pickup truck to catch a bike thief. Was it the Fourth of July? Sadly no. Was “Fortunate Son” playing? Absolutely yes. Is this the most patriotic thing to happen this year? We’re saying yes without hesitation. Then things spiral into a brand-new game: Around the Horn – Mind Meld Edition, where the gang attempts to think alike and instead exposes just how differently their brains are wired. Winter activities, ice cream toppings, body parts, doctor’s offices — friendships are tested, conspiracies are accused, and Scott’s handwriting once again becomes the villain. From there, we dive headfirst into one of the most heated debates the show has ever hosted: Seattle vs Boston — which city is the better rock town? Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Hendrix, Aerosmith, Dropkick Murphys… the receipts are pulled, the bias is admitted, and an expert is called in to officially settle it. (Boston fans, maybe sit this one out.) Sports fans aren’t left behind either. Cardinals broadcaster Chip Carey joins the show to finally explain what the hell is going on with Cardinals games, streaming, cable, MLB involvement, and why it shouldn’t feel this complicated to watch baseball in 2026. We also get into trades, prospects, Yadi’s new role, and what the future actually looks like — minus the usual panic spiral. And just when you think things might settle down, Rizz casually reviews Rafe’s new house live on the air, assigning it a numerical score like it’s a kitchen remodel on HGTV. There are opinions on shoveling, floating stairs, blind dogs, grocery-bag moving strategies, and whether knocking on walls is normal human behavior. It’s messy. It’s loud. It’s heartfelt for like 12 seconds before someone ruins it. In other words, it’s a daily comedy show doing exactly what it does best. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. Minivans Are Making a Comeback For All the Right Reasons Justin Fischer Costco x Nike SB Dunk Resale Prices: Inside the NumbersWashington Police Officer Named Merica Hops in Back of Resident’s Pickup Truck to Catch up to Suspect on a BicycleSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:02:41:03

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Daily Comedy Show: Officer ‘Merica, Pickup Truck Justice & A Game That Almost Ended Friendships

2/4/2026
If you’ve ever wondered what peak American efficiency looks like, allow us to introduce Officer John ‘Merica — who literally hopped into the back of a Ford pickup truck to help catch a bike thief while Fortunate Son played like it was scripted by the universe. That alone earns this episode a permanent place in daily comedy show history. But that’s just the opening act. The real chaos begins when the Rizz Show crew unveils Around the Horn: Mind Meld Edition, a seemingly innocent word game that immediately exposes competitive instincts, questionable handwriting, defensive strategies, and one of the most intense debates over whether “Tequila” and “Tequila Sunrise” are legally the same thing. (They are not. According to Riz. Final ruling.) From winter activities that absolutely shouldn’t count, to body parts no one planned on saying out loud, to sudden death purse contents deciding the final winners — this episode spirals exactly the way you want a daily comedy show to spiral: loudly, unnecessarily, and with just enough confusion to keep it interesting. Accusations of conspiracies fly. Southern Illinois logic makes an appearance. Tang is deployed as a strategic answer. And somehow, through all of this, two winners emerge while everyone else questions their life choices. This is the Rizz Show at its finest — weird news, competitive nonsense, and real-time arguments that only make sense if you were there… which is why you should be here. If you like your daily comedy show messy, loud, and unapologetically stupid in the best way, welcome home. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:19:07

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Celebrity News: Seattle vs. Boston: The Rock City Super Bowl Nobody Asked For

2/4/2026
Today's Celebrity News: If you’ve ever argued about which city makes better music, this episode is about to ruin your friendships—in the best way possible. The Rizzuto Show dives headfirst into the ultimate rock debate: Seattle vs. Boston. Grunge legends, classic rock icons, fake hometown claims, and personal biases all get dragged into what becomes a full-blown rock city Super Bowl. Is Seattle just a “moment in time,” or does Boston’s legacy really hold up? Spoiler: nobody fully agrees, but everyone has strong feelings. Then Cardinals broadcaster Chip Caray jumps on to clear up the absolute mess that has been watching Cardinals baseball lately. From how fans will actually watch games this season, to the emotional gut punch of the Brendan Donovan trade, to what the front office is truly building toward—this is one of the most honest Cardinals conversations you’ll hear. It’s baseball reality, not sugarcoated nonsense. And because this is a funny podcast, the show immediately swerves into celebrity chaos. Matthew Lillard launches Ghostface Vodka, Quentin Tarantino randomly roasts actors who kind of look like him, and the gang debates whether Van Halen’s 5150 still rules or belongs in a straight-to-VHS karate montage. Ozfest rumors pop up, the Breaking Bad house drops in price, and Florida somehow becomes cold enough for iguanas to fall out of trees like scaly Christmas ornaments. The episode wraps with Winter Olympics conspiracies, snowboarding supremacy, curling respect, celebrity birthdays, and a Porn Star Birthday that absolutely didn’t need to exist—but here we are. This funny podcast is peak Rizzuto Show energy: music debates, sports truth bombs, pop culture chaos, and jokes that make you laugh while wondering why you’re learning these things at all. If you like your daily comedy loud, sarcastic, and slightly unhinged, congratulations—you’re in the right place. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:43:31

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Funny News: Kirkland Dunks, Minivan Dads & Rating Your Friend’s House Like Zillow

2/4/2026
This funny news show starts with Valentine’s Day confusion and quickly spirals into a full-on identity crisis. Rizz is possibly spending Valentine’s Day alone, possibly with DJ Pauly D, definitely not wearing pants—and that’s just the beginning. From not knowing zodiac signs (but somehow surviving marriage) to realizing that birthdays close to Valentine’s Day are a strategic advantage, the crew kicks things off with peak relationship chaos. Then comes the house rating heard ’round St. Louis. Rafe’s new place gets evaluated like a Zillow listing with emotional baggage, complete with debates over shoveling etiquette, floating stairs, blind dogs, and the slowest move-in process known to man. Somehow, this leads to lunch, which turns into a bit, which turns into strangers questioning reality as Rafe pretends to be a superfan in public. Normal stuff. From there, the show leans hard into the realization that everyone is officially old now. Grocery stores are playing bangers. Bars are confusing. Costco is no longer a chore—it’s an experience. Socks slap. Grapes are elite. Clothes are “not that bad.” And the biggest shock of all? Costco and Nike teaming up to release Kirkland Dunks that immediately resell for stupid money. The dads are not okay. The episode wraps with minivan supremacy, sneaker generational debates, knowing where the nearest hospital is at all times, and the quiet acceptance that this daily comedy show is now powered by dad logic, utility vehicles, and bulk pricing. Laugh through the pain—it’s cheaper than therapy. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:08:27

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Why February Is The Safest Month For Your Face (But Not Your Butt) | The Rizzuto Show

2/3/2026
Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, the daily comedy show that asks the important questions — like what genre is your life, why are all malls dying, and how did a World War I artillery shell end up in a man’s body? The crew kicks things off by breaking down life as a movie genre. Is Rizz living a straight-up comedy? Is Lern trapped in a rom-com she didn’t audition for? Is Moon starring in an action movie with jokes sprinkled in? And is Scott legally obligated to live inside a spaghetti western forever? Spoiler: Rafe’s life may be a psychological thriller directed by someone who should not be allowed near a camera. From there, the show takes a nostalgic (and slightly depressing) turn as Eddie Bauer officially joins the retail graveyard. The gang runs through dead mall staples like Borders, Blockbuster, KB Toys, Gadzooks, Sports Authority, and basically your entire childhood. Crestwood Mall gets a full eulogy, Mid Rivers Mall gets absolutely roasted, and everyone agrees: online shopping killed the food court vibes. Then it’s Super Bowl chaos. Kid Rock vs. Bad Bunny, alternative halftime shows, cultural representation, and why people are still mad about Maroon 5 years later. The crew also ranks the worst halftime performances of all time, and yes — Adam Levine’s shirt removal is still haunting America. In news you didn’t know you needed, February is statistically the safest month to not get punched in the face. Science says cold weather equals fewer fights, which leads to personal punch histories, parking-lot ego confessions, and a shocking chair-throwing fail from Australia where a guy absolutely destroys his own friend instead of a bouncer. And just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, doctors in France discover a World War I shell inside a patient, triggering a hospital evacuation and a bomb squad visit no one wanted. It’s a public service announcement wrapped in a cautionary tale wrapped in “please stop putting stuff there.” The episode also dives into rising U.S. life expectancy (good news!), Branson magician crime headlines (very bad news), and a man attempting to spend an entire year locked in one room to “get healthy,” which the crew debates is either inspiring discipline or a live-streamed mental breakdown. It’s another daily comedy show episode that somehow educates, horrifies, and entertains — often at the same time. Laugh, cringe, and maybe stay indoors this February… for your face. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO Australian man is hit with flying chair thrown by his friend outside strip clubFrenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rearMan Has Locked Himself in a Room for 365 Days to Improve His Health — and Is Now Livestreaming His 'Isolation Year' 24/7106-year-old retailer closing US stores in Chapter 11 bankruptcySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:02:39:55

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Celebrity News: What Genre Is Your Life? (And Why Ours Is Definitely a Mess)

2/3/2026
Our Celebrity News starts with a Welcome back to The Rizzuto Show, your favorite daily comedy show where deep philosophical questions last about 90 seconds before turning into chaos. Today’s episode starts deceptively thoughtful: What genre is your life? Comedy? Horror? Rom-com? Greek tragedy? Straight-to-DVD disappointment? The crew breaks it down in the only way they know how — by roasting each other, name-dropping directors, and somehow landing on Tim Burton, Judd Apatow, Michael Bay, and Tommy Wiseau in the same breath. From there, things escalate fast. The gang debates the worst Super Bowl halftime show of all time, re-litigates Maroon 5’s shirtless crimes against humanity, and tries (and fails) to agree on whether Bad Bunny, Kid Rock, or literally anyone else should be allowed near a halftime stage ever again. Spoiler: nobody wins. For you music nerds get fed too. KISS casually hits one billion YouTube views, Queen’s touring future sparks debate, Aerosmith dreams are manifested aggressively, and a wild Paste Magazine “Top Guitarists of All Time” list sends the room into full disbelief when legends are left off and Prince reigns supreme. There’s also real-world stuff mixed into the madness — heartfelt tributes, shocking news updates, and moments where the show accidentally becomes emotional before immediately undercutting it with jokes (as tradition demands). Basically, this daily comedy show has everything: If you’re here for a funny podcast, a daily show that refuses to stay on topic, or a comedy podcast that feels like your group chat came to life on the radio — congratulations, you’re home. Stick around, subscribe, and prepare to question what genre your life is… while we absolutely do not fix ours. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:35:33

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Eddie Bauer Is Dead, Mall Nostalgia Is Thriving, & Criminals Are Getting Way Too Techy Daily Comedy Podcast

2/3/2026
Pour one out for Eddie Bauer, because today’s daily comedy podcast starts with the official death of yet another mall staple — and immediately spirals into a full-blown nostalgia spiral that only The Rizzuto Show could pull off. What starts as bad news for quilted jackets turns into an emotional support group for anyone who ever owned an Eddie Bauer Bronco, Explorer, or vest their dad still refuses to throw away. From there, the crew goes deep into the archives of dead retail dreams. Blockbuster. Borders. KB Toys. Gadzooks. Sam Goody. Tower Records. Crestwood Mall (but ONLY the correct year). Everyone has a store they’d resurrect if given the chance, and the list keeps growing until it becomes painfully clear that malls didn’t die — we just stopped going. Mostly because now we can buy everything online while wearing sweatpants and avoiding eye contact. Then things get darker. Way darker. The show reacts in real time to shocking news out of Branson involving a once-famous magician duo now facing serious federal charges. It’s uncomfortable, infuriating, and handled the only way this daily comedy show knows how — honest reactions, zero tolerance, and immediate career-ending “ta-da.” Thankfully, the mood rebounds with actual good news (we know, weird): America’s life expectancy just hit an all-time high. The crew debates what that means, who’s optimistic, who’s pessimistic, and whether eating garbage fast food within 100 yards of your house might be holding us back as a nation. Spoiler: it is. But criminals aren’t done stealing the spotlight. High-tech thieves are now planting hidden cameras in shrubs to case houses, cloning key fobs to steal luxury vehicles, and proving once again that crime is apparently a tech startup now. The gang swaps personal horror stories about lost keys, cloned cars, and the terrifying realization that someone may have broken into a vehicle… and left because they couldn’t drive stick. We wrap with scam text warnings, why replying “STOP” is a trap, and one absolutely unhinged car wash story involving a man who tried to enter through the exit like rules are optional suggestions. All of it adds up to another beautifully chaotic daily comedy show where the news is weird, the nostalgia hurts, and no one should ever trust a magician again. Branson magicians accused of sexual exploitation of childrenBurglars planting hidden cameras to scout Bay Area homesN.J. auto theft ring stole "millions of dollars worth" of vehicles, used Bronx garages as showroomsNEVER respond to junk or spam text messagesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:32:35

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Funny News: February Is Punch-Proof, Chairs Are Weapons, And A Dude Locked Himself In A Room For A Year

2/3/2026
Good news, bad news, and absolutely unhinged funny news — it’s all packed into today’s funny podcast, and somehow nobody got punched in the face (statistically speaking). According to actual science (which we barely trust but love anyway), February is the safest month for your face. Cold weather means fewer bar fights, fewer parking lot brawls, and fewer reasons to square up with a stranger named Kyle. Meanwhile, May and July are basically sponsored by fists, fireworks, and poor decision-making. So congratulations — your nose survives another day. But don’t relax too much. While punches are down, chair-related violence is UP. The crew breaks down a wild story out of Australia where a guy gets tossed from a strip club, grabs a restaurant chair, and absolutely demolishes his own friend instead of the bouncer. Olympic-level accuracy. Zero situational awareness. Internet hall-of-fame stuff. Then things take a medical turn. Doctors in France discover a World War I artillery shell inside a patient’s body, forcing a hospital evacuation and a bomb squad call. No, that is not a typo. Yes, this happened recently. And yes, that man will probably never be trusted around antiques again. As if that wasn’t enough, we meet Skip — a real human who voluntarily locked himself in one room for an entire year to “reset his life.” He’s livestreaming 24/7, learning Spanish, trying to do one pull-up, and battling YouTube ads like the rest of us. The Rizz Show actually talks to him LIVE, creating the first-ever “live-on-live-on-radio” situation that no one asked for but everyone enjoyed. We also spiral into prostate exams, doctor awkwardness, the terror of chaperones named Gail, and why medical ceiling art is criminally underrated. It’s health talk, but make it deeply uncomfortable. This funny podcast delivers daily humor, weird news, accidental science, and stories that start normal and end with someone saying “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?” If you like comedy podcasts that feel like a group chat escaped into a studio — welcome home. This is The Rizzuto Show doing what it does best: talking about nonsense like it matters, and somehow making it worse. Australian man is hit with flying chair thrown by his friend outside strip clubFrenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rearMan Has Locked Himself in a Room for 365 Days to Improve His Health — and Is Now Livestreaming His 'Isolation Year' 24/7 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:11:23

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Six More Weeks of Winter, Zero Flush Toilets, and a Five Guys Crime Scene | The Rizzuto Show

2/2/2026
Today on The Rizzuto Show, the internet proves once again that asking for opinions is a trap. A viral TikTok about a server cutting a grown man’s burger in half sends the crew into a full-blown spiral over food etiquette, masculinity, knives, and whether adulthood should come with a user manual. Is it thoughtful? Insulting? A crime against America? No consensus is reached, emotions stay greasy, and the argument absolutely refuses to die. Then the show takes a sharp turn into Sexy Time Fun Facts, breaking down new survey data on how often couples are actually having sex, how long it lasts, and why everyone assumes everyone else is doing it more. The crew gets surprisingly real about age, hormones, kids, stress, resentment, doctor visits, and the uncomfortable truth that being tired and full explains way more than anyone wants to admit. It’s ridiculous, relatable, sarcastic, and accidentally informative — a funny podcast built on arguing about things that don’t matter and learning something anyway. If you like daily chaos, internet debates, and laughing before reflecting (if at all), The Rizzuto Show delivers once again. And yes, it’s a funny podcast. SEO demands it. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. No REAL ID yet? You can still fly, but it may cost $45 without another form of accepted IDPunxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, forecasting 6 more weeks of wintry weatherAirplane crew forced to scoop poop mid-flight when toilet malfunctions after takeoff from LASouthwest Airlines Named Best US Carrier Ahead Of Controversial Assigned Seating RolloutJarrell Miller's toupee gets punched off, thrown into crowd in hair-raising scene on Lopez-Stevenson undercardArizona Man Asks Server To Cut His Burger In Half. Then She Tells Him The Restaurant Policy: ‘Why Was He So Desperate To Have Me Cut His Burger?’How often is the average American couple having sex each month — and how many are ‘unsatisfied’?Is 40 the Peak for Men's Sex Drive? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:02:39:27

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Cut My Burger, Judge My Sex Life

2/2/2026
Today on The Rizzuto Show, we learn an important lesson: never ask the internet to pick sides, because everyone involved will somehow look worse. A viral TikTok story about a restaurant server cutting a grown man’s burger in half launches the crew into an unhinged debate about food etiquette, masculinity, sandwiches, and whether adults should ever need help with a knife. Is it classy? Is it lazy? Is it deeply un-American? Opinions fly, fingers get metaphorically greasy, and nobody backs down. Then, just when you think we’ve settled the burger debate (we absolutely did not), the show swerves into Sexy Time Fun Facts — because obviously that’s the next logical step. We break down new survey data on how often couples are actually having sex, how long it lasts, and why everyone thinks everyone else is doing it more than they are. The crew reacts to stats about age, hormones, kids, stress, and why your sex drive changing doesn’t necessarily mean your relationship is broken — it might just mean you’re tired and full. There’s honest talk about resentment, self-esteem, doctor visits, hormone chaos, and the terrifying realization that adulthood is mostly math you didn’t sign up for. Somehow, this episode manages to be equal parts ridiculous and relatable, which is basically the mission statement of this funny podcast. If you like daily chaos, sarcastic humor, arguments about things that don’t matter, and accidentally learning something along the way, The Rizzuto Show delivers once again. This is a funny podcast for people who laugh first and reflect later — if at all. Yes, we’re calling it a funny podcast again, because SEO waits for no one. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. Arizona Man Asks Server To Cut His Burger In Half. Then She Tells Him The Restaurant Policy: ‘Why Was He So Desperate To Have Me Cut His Burger?’How often is the average American couple having sex each month — and how many are ‘unsatisfied’?Is 40 the Peak for Men's Sex Drive?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:18:33

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Celebrity News: Corey Feldman’s Documentary Is a $5 Fever Dream & Someone Lost a Wig in a Boxing Match

2/2/2026
Welcome to another perfectly unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show, a daily comedy show that refuses to respect boundaries — fashion, emotional, or otherwise. Today’s chaos menu includes one of the most baffling documentaries ever made: the Corey Feldman saga. For the low, low price of $5, you’ll witness ego, trauma, cult vibes, and career delusion all mashed together into something that feels less like a documentary and more like a dare. Is Corey Feldman a villain? A victim? A confused gold-fedora wizard? We debate all of it while somehow landing on both “I feel bad for him” and “absolutely not.” Then things get visual. The Grammys deliver history, heartbreak, and nipples doing Olympic-level heavy lifting. Kendrick Lamar breaks records, Bruno Mars continues his streak of never missing, and Justin Bieber announces he’s doing better by… performing in his underwear with a mirror. Totally normal behavior. We also break down the fashion choices that made our own bodies hurt just by looking at them. And because the universe has a sense of humor, a professional boxing match ends with a man’s toupee being uppercut into history. Instead of spiraling, he leans into it like a champ — proving once again that confidence is everything, especially when your hair betrays you in front of millions. We also take a moment to honor the loss of Catherine O’Hara, celebrate music milestones, question celebrity fashion sanity, and somehow still find time for birthdays, porn star math, and deeply unnecessary commentary. This daily comedy show is messy, loud, sarcastic, and exactly what your brain needs. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:00:41:36

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Airline Nightmares, Real ID Chaos & Five Guys Ruining Comedy Lives

2/2/2026
If you’ve ever trusted an airline, packed food “for later,” or believed a groundhog — this funny comedy podcast is here to hurt you. The Rizzuto Show comedy kicks off February already in shambles after a three-day weekend absolutely wrecks the studio’s muscle memory. Punxsutawney Phil emerges, sees his shadow (allegedly), and condemns us all to six more weeks of winter while the crew debates whether anyone actually knows how Groundhog Day works. Then Rafe Williams recounts one of the most cursed travel weekends imaginable: stranded airports, nonstop delays, pilots who clearly should not be making small talk, and a Five Guys order forgotten in a backpack that slowly transforms into a greasy war crime mid-flight. Things escalate when the plane heats up like a sauna, passengers start passing out, and the smell of fries becomes a supporting character. The crew also breaks down the new Real ID situation — including the $45 TSA “Confirm ID” fee that feels suspiciously like a cover charge to exist — and debates whether complying with the government is worth it or if Rafe should fully commit to sovereign citizen energy. Along the way, flight attendants are praised as saints, airlines are ranked (American Airlines finishes exactly where you think), and a Boeing 777 toilet failure story pushes everyone to their emotional limit. Add in Rizz Show Night at the Blues game, Lern losing her car, and Lern discovering she somehow looks like Warwick Davis and Brianna Chickenfry in the same weekend, and you’ve got a funny podcast that spirals exactly the way it should. It’s airline chaos, pop culture confusion, and daily comedy from start to finish — just another normal day on The Rizzuto Show. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:01:01:29

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Once You Think About Pool Pee, It’s Over | Rizzuto Show Daily Podcast

1/30/2026
This episode starts innocently enough with a discussion about pools… and then immediately spirals into why swimming is actually disgusting once you think about it for more than five seconds. The crew debates pools vs. sport courts, whether owning a pool is worth the constant maintenance and rage, and why public pools are basically a social experiment that humanity keeps failing. From there, things get unhinged fast. The show dives deep into pool etiquette, including the rudest things people do at pools — peeing in the water (obviously), hogging lounge chairs, blasting music, letting kids run feral, and pretending chlorine is a personality trait. That leads to a full existential breakdown about how much pee is in pools, whether “pee-detecting chemicals” are real, and why kiddie pools and swim-up bars should come with warning labels. Somehow, this turns into a horrifying but hilarious conversation about lakes, rivers, float trips, cruises, dead bodies in water, bacteria, brain-eating amoebas, and why the phrase “the Earth cleans itself” is doing a lot of heavy lifting. If you’ve ever floated a river, swam at Lake of the Ozarks, or been on a cruise ship, you may never feel clean again. The back half of the show brings the chaos home with Do It Bitch, as Lern takes over hosting duties and throws the guys into competitive trivia involving music, bars, and venues — complete with trash talk, questionable rulings, cousin rivalry, and the looming threat of the airsoft gun. By the end, the only thing everyone agrees on is this: everyone is peeing in the pool, nobody’s getting out to do it, and once you know that… there’s no going back. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:02:06:59

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Everyone’s Rich Except Us: Busty Granny, Jingles & Rock Legends | The Rizzuto Show

1/29/2026
Welcome to your daily comedy podcast, where absolutely nothing makes sense and we like it that way. Today’s show kicks off with a story that nobody asked for but everyone will remember forever: a 73-year-old former born-again Christian reinventing herself as an escort named Busty Granny. She spent decades in prayer and celibacy, then hit 57, downloaded the internet, and said “oh… THIS is what we’ve been missing.” Now she’s got clients young enough to still have homework and zero interest in OnlyFans because, quote, that sounds boring. Inspirational? Traumatizing? Both. Then we get into the most depressing career math of all time: a woman casually sings seven words into her phone for a Dr Pepper jingle and walks away with $2 million, while the rest of us are out here working full-time jobs and eating gas-station sandwiches. Naturally, this leads to the crew trying to invent jingles for every brand that will absolutely never call back. Somehow that spirals into one of the most fun debates we’ve had in a while — the biggest debut albums of all time. We’re talking massive numbers, MTV miracles, and how one 4am spin turned a “failed” album into a 50-million-copy monster. Along the way we argue, forget basic facts, remember them loudly, and realize radio used to be way more powerful than TikTok will ever admit. Movies get dragged (respectfully… mostly), Brendan Fraser gets the comeback love he deserves, and we debate whether seeing a movie in a theater automatically adds two letter grades just because popcorn exists. Woody returns to the Bud Light Studio and suddenly it’s 2013 again — except now everyone’s older, colder, and way more into arguing about shoes. This episode of The Rizzuto Show is a full-blown comedy podcast reunion that spirals immediately into chaos, as Rizz and Woody pick up exactly where they left off… which is apparently roasting California people for being weak in the cold, questioning why scarves exist, and debating whether New Balance, Hokas, or Nikes are officially “dad shoes” this week. In Crap on Celebrities, we hit everything from band lawsuits and surprise documentaries to tour dropouts, concert ticket chaos, and some genuinely heartbreaking but honest conversations about aging, memory, and how terrifying it is to not know what’s happening inside your own brain. We also celebrate birthdays, overshare existential dread, and somehow end the show discussing a literal geyser of poop water blasting into the Potomac River — because if we’re going to spiral, we’re doing it together. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO City of Dellwood deploys snow plows to assist with Riverview’s covered roadsCommercial trucks blamed for quickly depleting St. Louis free salt supplyThe states growing – and shrinking – the fastest, according to Census estimates73-year-old grandmother who practiced 40 years of celibacy opens up on life as an escortSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Duration:02:39:49