Ricki‑Lee & Tim

We spun the wheel and played Word Alarm. The great soap bar debate: are they back or are they done forever? New Music Friday delivered as always. The President of the Australian Medical Association came in to explain peptides and why the ones being sold online with "not for human use" on the label are a problem, including that Tim's old GP turned out to be our expert which raised eyebrows. Insurance scammers called in and things got out of hand fast: fake bear attacks on luxury cars in California, a decade of stolen coffee stamps, and an unqualified vet nurse who has been running surgeries for seven years and nobody has noticed. And Jim Jefferies came in, was absolutely unhinged as expected, and somehow it came out that he has done opera. We need answers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Three people in California got caught staging fake bear attacks on their own luxury cars to claim $142,000 in insurance money. They kept the bear suits. In the house. Detectives found them immediately. We open the phones for Sydney's own scammers and it escalated quickly: one listener negotiated a better insurance deal and kept the $350 signup bonus anyway, another has been working as an unqualified vet nurse for seven years doing surgeries with drugs of addiction and nobody knows, and a third has been stealing the coffee loyalty stamp from local cafes for a decade and stamping up the whole family. We have so many questions about the vet nurse. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Peptides are everywhere right now: weight loss, skin care, muscle recovery, tanning. We got the President of the Australian Medical Association Dr Danielle McMullen on the phone to explain what they actually are and why the ones being sold online are a problem. Short version: the approved ones prescribed by doctors are fine, but the unregulated ones sold online may have never been tested on humans, can cause cancer, blindness or kidney damage, and often say not for human use right next to the injection instructions. Also it turned out she used to be Tim's GP which raised more questions than it answered. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim has heard through very reliable channels that Sabrina Carpenter has four nights booked at Qudos Bank Arena in November. No official announcement yet but the dates are apparently sitting there waiting. For anyone who had their Sabrina set cut short when she was supporting Taylor Swift in bad weather, this is your redemption arc. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We spun the wheel and played the Whisper Challenge. NSW Premier Chris Minns dialled in and Ricki got into the contraceptive pill news. Matt Moran stopped by to tell us what to eat this week. Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted ordering Messina like a normal person and we respect it. Tim dropped the exclusive that Sabrina Carpenter has four nights booked at Qudos Bank Arena in November. A listener called in ahead of her reconstruction surgery tomorrow to reveal she asked her surgeon for Ricki's boobs, which Ricki is deeply honoured by. And Poh from MasterChef came in to play Quick Draw, talk the Meghan Markle MasterChef episode, and Tim finally told her the joke he has been holding onto for years: if Poh ever got together with Sandra Oh, her name would be Poh Oh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two years after a double mastectomy, listener Megzi called Ricki at a Ronald McDonald House charity gala, had a couple of champagnes, and decided she wanted Ricki's boobs for her reconstruction surgery. She took that conversation to her actual surgeon, who laughed, and tomorrow she is going in for a seven hour surgery. Ricki is honoured, Megzi is ready to close the final chapter of what she calls the shit show, and we are all cheering her on. Also: apparently drag queens have been going to their injectors asking for Ricki's cheeks for years. She is truly giving. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Science revealed the most dangerous songs to drive to and Eminem's Lose Yourself took the top spot, which tracks. We spun the wheel and played Can I Have The First Line. Bruce Isaacs stopped by with his Watcha Watching recommendations. A bride banning guests from wearing blue including a sapphire ring sent Ricki down memory lane about her own Paris chateau wedding where every guest was told to wear beige, Rich's dad wore navy anyway, and nobody was allowed to post they were even in Europe. Today's Glossys tackled whether Zoe Kravitz is engaged. Cash is apparently making a comeback and we discussed why. And Daniel MacPherson came in to chat about his new movie Beast, which looks absolutely unhinged in the best way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A bride demanding guests don't wear blue to her wedding, including banning a sapphire ring, gets Ricki reflecting on her own very specific wedding dress code. She and Rich got married at a chateau in Paris with 25 guests, told nobody anything until the last minute, and enforced a strict colour palette: girls in white, cream, beige or bone, guys in tan and beige or a black suit. Ricki's dad wasn't allowed to wear his kilt. Rich's dad ignored the whole thing and showed up in navy anyway, which is very on brand. Nobody was allowed to post that they were even in Europe. An absolutely iconic wedding and we are not surprised by a single detail. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A study has revealed the top five most dangerous songs to drive to based on tempo, beats per minute, danceability and loudness. Shawn Mendes comes in at number five, Imagine Dragons at number two, and Eminem's Lose Yourself takes the top spot. Also: a school bus driver called in to tell us he has never been thanked so much in his life because every kid has to say thank you when they get off, which is the most wholesome thing we have heard all week. The worst part of the job is the pay. We relate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A brawl broke out at a Bankstown salon apparently sparked by an influencer who is very passionate about her postcode. Nine billion voice notes are sent daily and Tim refuses to be part of the problem. Ricki set the record straight on the tabloid divorce story: she and Rich were walking to lunch for champagne and caviar, she was explaining her back pain with hand gestures, and a paparazzo 50 metres away in traffic turned it into a front page split. Her mum called. Her mother-in-law was devastated. They are fine. A woman fired from her job destroyed $4.1 million worth of wine on her way out, which opened up the best job revenge stories from listeners. Italy has made sick pets a valid reason for taking sick leave, which Australia needs to get on immediately. And Dr Chris Brown came in to play Sing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woman's Day and New Idea ran a story claiming Ricki and her husband Rich are getting divorced based on photos of them standing at traffic lights. What was actually happening: Ricki was explaining her back pain very animatedly while Rich held a convenience store umbrella over his head, and they were on their way to celebrate with champagne and caviar. Ricki's mum, sister and mother-in-law all reached out in a panic. Even someone at Channel 7 pulled her aside to check in. The photos were taken from 50 metres away by a paparazzo sitting in traffic. Nobody was arguing. Nobody is divorcing. The umbrella was embarrassing though and she stands by telling him to put it down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nine billion voice notes are sent worldwide every day and two in three people are now using them. Tim is not one of them. Unless he wants to do an impression, in which case Ricki has several on her phone that must never see the light of day or she will be immediately unemployed. A listener perfectly summed up the rule: if we started this conversation over text, do not switch to a voice note halfway through. Nobody knows what to do with that. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We defended DJ Got Us Falling In Love's honour after a band called it absolute garbage on Triple J. We spun the wheel and played Tim's Top 5. A reporter at the Sydney Fish Market got bitten by a crab on live TV and immediately had it cooked, which is the most justified act of revenge we have ever seen. Glenn Robbins came in ahead of tonight's Celebrity Intervention premiere on Channel 7 and revealed he once watched Tim get destroyed by waves at Bells Beach. Tim and Justin Bieber have one very specific thing in common: YouTube Premium. Justin Bieber showed up at Coachella in today's Glossys. Ricki nearly choked to death on a piece of steak which is especially concerning given Neil Perry just taught us how to cook one properly. And Joel Creasey came in to celebrate the launch of his brand new radio show, which we are fully behind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glenn Robbins stops by ahead of the premiere of Glenn and Mick Celebrity Intervention on Channel 7 tonight at 7.30. Turns out he and Tim go way back: Glenn taught Tim how to surf, took him to Bells Beach where Tim got absolutely pummelled by waves and spent the rest of the day watching from the sand, and the two of them once had a very big lunch with Melbourne radio legend Ross Stevenson that Tim did not recover from. The show brings celebrities in for a roast slash therapy session with a live studio audience, and Carrie Bickmore is first in the hot seat tonight. Glenn also announced that lunch is overrated and he stands by it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Melbourne band called Radio Free Alice went on Triple J's Like A Version, called Usher's DJ Got Us Falling In Love an ugly duckling and a piece of absolute garbage, covered it, then deleted the video when the internet turned on them. They have since apologised. Ricki nearly threw her phone off the balcony. The song has sold hundreds of millions of records and does not need their help. Case closed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh from the Superbowl, Sydney boy now Seahawks player & MVP Michael Dickson joins us live in the studio to chat about his Mingle Chicken Salt collaboration, what they get up to during the halftime show and his diet. He also joins Ricki on a quickie. Not what you think. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Millennials are "quiet vacationing" by using work-from-home flexibility to secretly take time off and work from anywhere—whether overseas or the beach—while scheduling emails to keep up the illusion they're still working normal hours. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman got the ultimate petty revenge after someone cut an entire drive-thru line and pulled in behind her—she paid for their meal, took the food, and left the line cutter with nothing. We also love boxing people in on the roads (safely) while pretending to sing along to the radio as they get infuriated. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We catch up with Robbie Williams, who tells us he literally delayed his album to avoid going head-to-head with Taylor Swift… honestly, fair call. We relive his AFL Grand Final performance, where he says Aussies fully bought into his “imperial gladiator” vibe, which is exactly why he loves performing here. Off stage, he’s surprisingly chill, talking school pick-ups, family dinners, and bingeing The Real Housewives in bed. Then it gets loose as he thanks Australia for our completely cooked reality TV, calling Married At First Sight Australia the best in the world thanks to our “zero care” approach. He also gets a bit real with us, sharing the advice he wishes he knew earlier: confidence doesn’t always show up, but being brave will get you through. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keli Holiday joined us fresh off his album launch at Rambling Rascal wearing the loudest blue pants we've ever seen and a singlet he bought at the show (because that's the rule), revealing his upcoming Metro Theatre tour on March 6 will have theatre vibes with smoky piano silhouettes instead of just a sweaty rock show. He opened up about fans telling him stories of what the album means to them—including a woman whose husband cried for the first time in 10 years while listening to "Ecstasy"—then absolutely lost Quick Draw for the third time in a row! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.