Chris Simms Unbuttoned

(0:00) Chris recounts his ROUGH Sunday night (6:30) Stugotz tries to guess Simms’ Saturday routine (10:25) All Gas, or Pump the Brakes?...Ben Johnson’s Bears offense (15:05) Giants QB Jaxson Dart (20:45) Patriots QB Drake Maye (22:30) Patriots RB TreVeyon Henderson (23:30) Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty (25:20 ) Eagles S Andrew Mukuba (26:55) Dolphins QB Quinn Ewers (31:50) Colts QB Anthony Richardson (37:10) BREAKING NEWS: CB Xavien Howard signs with Colts (40:05) _____-Alarm Fire: Rams QB situation (44:45) Browns QB situation (49:35) Cowboys backup QB situation (52:10) Tyler Shough (54:45) Simms Texts: Cam Ward needs to lift a weight (59:15) C.J. Stroud has the keys to the car (1:00:55) 49ers WRs don’t scare anyone (1:02:25) NFC West odds: are the Seahawks underrated? (1:05:00) Is Jared Goff overpaid?

(0:25) Welcome - don't worry, it'll start to sound better (8:05) How should Arch Manning deal with lofty expectations at Texas? (16:00) How concerning is Jordan Love's injury? And should Matt LaFleur be on the hot seat if Packers have a rough year? (20:50) Joe Flacco will reportedly start Week 1 for the Browns (23:45) What's More Likely: Aaron Rodgers is Charlie Checkdown or lets it rip? (27:00) What's More Likely: Kyler Murray or Dak Prescott finishes as a Top-5 MVP candidate? (32:35) What's More Likely: Travis Hunter is DPOY or a sub-500 yard WR? (34:00) What's More Likely: Patriots win double digits or are drafting in the Top 15? (35:05) What's More Likely: Commanders or Vikings miss the playoffs? (43:15) Bears fans are nervous, and Simms tells them to R-E-L-A-X (48:00) Ravens might've gotten a steal with Mike Green (51:15) Stugotz thinks John Harbaugh and Sean McDermott should be under more scrutiny if their teams don't make the Super Bowl (1:02:15) Would You Be Shocked if Michael Penix Jr was a Top 5 QB? If someone other than the Chiefs won the AFC West? If Brian Daboll was the Giants coach next year?

(0:00) Welcome to the show, Stugotz! (5:55) The most exciting thing that Simms witnessed this weekend (8:55) Rookie QB Headlines: Real or Relax? Cam Ward understood the assignment (12:20) Jaxson Dart fuels optimism, as does Abdul Carter (17:40) Shedeur Sanders has complicated the Browns QB competition (22:30) Tyler Shough outperformed Spencer Rattler (26:00) Jalen Milroe sets social media on fire (31:20) Like The Look: Jets under Aaron Glenn (38:35) Like The Look: Jaguars under Liam Coen (43:50) Like The Look: Broncos & LB Nik Bonnito (45:55) Like The Look: 49ers D under Robert Saleh (48:25) Like The Look: Bryce Young in the pocket (50:00) Which coach gives the strongest Stugotz energy? (53:35) Top 5 QBs who won't be starting by Week 7

(0:00) The set debate continues, and Ahmed has some news (6:55) Preseason Week 1: To Play, or Not to Play? (22:40) Contender Achilles’ Heels: AFC (48:50) Contender Achilles’ Heels: NFC (1:12:00) DraftKings: Playoff Odds of Last Year’s Playoff Teams (1:14:20) Hot Take Time Machine: How predictive were quotes from last August?

(0:00) The homies are torn on the new studio (4:45) Hall of Fame Game Chargers takeaways: Omarion Hampton, KeAndre Lambert-Smith, & Trey Lance (20:05) Lions takeaways: New coordinators, Hendon Hooker, & O-line in flux (24:30) Chris’ semi-feud with Jim Harbaugh comes full circle (34:45) Pay The Man? Would you rather have Micah Parsons or… (51:30) Would you rather have Terry McLaurin or… (57:50) Would you rather have James Cook or… (1:03:45) News: Colts list Daniel Jones OR Anthony Richardson as QB1 (1:12:15 ) Shedeur Sanders misses practice with arm soreness (1:18:50) Matthew Stafford will play “in near future”

(0:00) The homies are calling for Devin (2:50) Hall of Fame Game: Can Justin Herbert take the next step? How much will the Lions miss their coordinators? (16:20) Offseason News: Raiders release DT Christian Wilkins (19:55) Steelers sign Aaron Rodgers, swap Minkah Fitzpatrick for Jalen Ramsey (27:00) Dolphins already struggling with injuries (28:00) Patriots: “Mike Vrabel is the real deal” (33:20) Super Bowl Windows: AFC teams (52:25) Super Bowl Windows: NFC teams (1:09:20) Patriots Trivia: Is Devin or Rodney the better Belichick disciple?

(0:00) Welcome to our new studio! (5:45) Chris looks back at Ahmed’s answers to a 2006 bachelor survey (9:55) Bust The Narrative: Holdouts are a distraction (Micah Parsons, Terry McLaurin) (21:15) Eagles aren’t “defending” champs (24:45) Chiefs are bringing back the deep ball (31:15) Matthew Stafford being out of training camp is “no concern” (34:20) Kirk Cousins as a backup can only help the Falcons (41:30) Training Camp Mysteries: Who will win the Browns QB competition? (47:50) How will Aaron Rodgers gel with Steelers? (51:05) How will the Lions new coordinators do? (57:00) Is the "last dance" for this Ravens team? (59:40) How much will Travis Hunter play on each side of the ball? (1:02:15) How are 2nd-year QBs adjusting to new offenses? (Caleb Williams, Drake Maye, J.J. McCarthy) (1:06:50) Is the Tua Tagovailoa & Tyreek Hill relationship broken? (1:12:00) Madden 99 Club: Who would make Chris' list?

(0:00) Simms has airline trouble again! (5:30) Where does the Lamar-Allen-Burrow-Mahomes Core Four rank historically? (18:00) Mahomes at #4 has some folks frazzled. And how much weight should be given to playoff performance and wins? (31:20) You're not gonna believe this, but some people don't understand the Jalen Hurts ranking (39:00) Would You Rather be GM of a team with young roster and some upside or with aging roster that's near it's ceiling? (41:20) Would You Rather have a top-5 offense and bottom-10 defense or a top-5 defense and bottom-10 offense? (46:15) Would You Rather have Travis Hunter play 50% of snaps on both sides or 90% of snaps on one side of the ball? (48:45) Would You Rather be Jaxson Dart, Shedeur Sanders, or Jalen Milroe for this season? (51:25) New hobby: Bird Watching! (53:45) Feel better or worse about the Lions? (55:45) Could Aaron Rodgers turn back the clock and play at an MVP-level for the Steelers? (58:25) Who are the best & worst arm talents? (1:01:30) We wrap things up with the mailbag: Top 3 athletes of all-time, which co-host would Simms want to throw a pass to save humanity, the Big Effer's throwing advice to young Christopher, and one spot to hit up on the Jersey Shore.

(0:00) This is a historic "Core Four" (3:00) Simms QB Countdown: #4 Patrick Mahomes (19:30) DraftKings: AFC Champion odds (21:15) #3 Joe Burrow (31:30) #1 Lamar Jackson (45:40) #2 Josh Allen (52:15) QB Countdown Top 10 recap

(0:00) Chris is flying to Atlanta (1:50) News: Aaron Rodgers signs with Steelers (6:15) Simms QB Countdown: Recapping QBs 15-11 (7:10) #10 Jalen Hurts (19:40) DraftKings: NFC Champion odds (22:35) #9 Baker Mayfield (28:25) #8 Justin Herbert (36:05) #7 C.J. Stroud (41:35) #6 Matthew Stafford (46:50) #5 Jayden Daniels (53:35) Top 4 QB preview

(0:00) “I bring you down! You become a derelict!” (4:45) Saquon Barkley’s Madden hurdle & NFL player verticals (9:45) Simms 2025 QB Countdown: We enter the Top 15 (10:50) Want to Touch the Hiney: Kyler Murray (21:25) Jordan Love (34:20) Scheme Dream: Brock Purdy (49:50) DraftKings: NFC West odds (52:25) Aaron Rodgers (1:03:10) Jared Goff (1:13:35) Previewing Top 10 QBs

(0:00) "Ok Christopher, start acting crazy!" (5:20) Simms QB Countdown: Someone (Pete) forgot Kirk Cousins (14:40) Needs More Info: Michael Penix Jr. (23:15) Drake Maye (35:10) Is This It?: Dak Prescott (45:20) Tua Tagovailoa (53:30) Trevor Lawrence (1:02:55) DraftKings: MVP odds for 2nd Year QBs (1:04:35) Ready to Launch: Bo Nix (1:13:50) Caleb Williams (1:24:35) Saquon Barkley leaps onto the Madden Cover

(0:00) Chris reveals the origin of the chant “DEEE-FENSE!” (4:35) Devin’s Top 5 Defenses (41:40) Defensive Player of the Year odds (43:40) Defensive Superlatives: What safety reminds you of Devin McCourty? (48:30) Devin on keeping the Tush Push & playing Olympic flag football (55:15) 2025 Simms QB Countdown (57:10) Sam Darnold (1:05:50) Geno Smith

(0:00) Pyramid conspiracies: Aliens, psychic powers, and dinosaurs?!? (3:05) Homies try to name the pyramid (7:40) News: NFL embraces Olympic flag football (14:35) 2025 Simms QB Countdown: How close was Jaxson Dart, Shedeur Sanders, & Tyler Shough to making the pyramid? (19:25) Young Mysteries: Bryce Young (31:20) JJ McCarthy (37:20) Clock’s Ticking: Russell Wilson (48:00) Still On The Pot: Daniel Jones (57:00) Justin Fields (1:02:00) Ready Rookie: Cam Ward (1:08:35) GUEST: Texans GM Nick Caserio on why he makes so many draft trades, the ballsiest move he ever pulled, and scouting players in the NIL era. (1:50:55) BREAKING NEWS: Tush Push ban does not pass

(0:00) Why does Phillip Simms keep changing our Instagram profile? (7:35) NEWS: Brock Purdy’s contract extension (23:00) Caleb Williams wanted to avoid the Bears? (35:00) Simms QB Countdown: We introduce the pyramid (38:25) Caretakers: Gardner Minshew, Aidan O’Connell, Andy Dalton, Mac Jones, Kenny Pickett, Cooper Rush, Tyrod Taylor, Mason Rudolph, Jimmy Garoppolo, Jarrett Stidham (47:35) Backup Supremes: Joe Flacco, Malik Willis, Jameis Winston, Marcus Mariota (57:20) Wow or Whoa?: Anthony Richardson (1:11:25) GUEST: Packers Head Coach Matt LaFleur on Jordan Love, the Packers WR room, and his Shanahan vs McVay vs Vrabel

(0:00) “I’m an expert on cats” (2:40) NFL 2025 Schedule Release: “It’s a holiday!” (4:25) Primetime games: “The NFL is playing the hits” (8:00) Chiefs & Eagles: Which Super Bowl team has the tougher road? (18:30) Ravens & Lions: Which contender has the tougher road? (27:10) Commanders: Are they ready for primetime, all the time? (30:40) Soft Septembers: Bills, Steelers, Rams, Bengals, 49ers, Patriots, & Bears could all hit the ground running (52:25) DraftKings: Non-Playoff Teams with Best Odds to Return to Postseason (55:40) Texans: Can they cruise to another AFC South title? (59:30) Tough Septembers: Cowboys, Giants, Jets, & Browns could struggle out of the gate

(0:00 “You’re pushing the limits of sweater time” (3:00) NFL Schedule Release: Cowboys at Eagles on Kickoff Night (13:20) News: Derek Carr retires (21:50) Saints QB competition: Is it Tyler Shough time? (32:15) Browns QB competition: Shedeur Sanders & Dillon Gabriel first impressions (43:45) Guess Who’s Talking: Giants QB Jaxson Dart on learning a cadence (50:20) Steelers QB Will Howard has a chip on his shoulder (55:15) Bears WR Luther Burden III has a warning for teams who passed on him (58:50) Jets T Armand Membou was surprised by his first contract (1:00:00) Bengals are messing up yet another contract situation (1:02:30) Lions WR Isaac TeSlaa is a hometown hero (1:04:00) Ahmed Reads Stats: Derek Carr, Buccaneers on 3rd down, Giants in the red zone, & QB-friendly Mark Andrews

(0:00) Ahmed wonders if he’s immune to caffeine (2:40) NEWS: Cowboys-Steelers George Pickens trade (18:25) INTERVIEW: Former OL Terron Armstead on losing weight since he retired (21:20) Rookie O-linemen: How hard is it to transition to the NFL? (26:50) Defensive linemen: Why Robert Quinn was the toughest player he ever played (32:00) Offensive geniuses: The difference between Sean Payton & Mike McDaniel (34:50) Dolphins direction: What are they missing? (40:00) Tyreek Hill’s Top 5 QBs: Surprised Tua Tagovailoa wasn’t included? (44:00) George Pickens trade: “I don’t know what the Steelers are doing” (49:45) Most Badass O-linemen: Cesar Ruiz, Trey Smith, Rashawn Slater, Penei Sewell, Robert Hunt (57:05) Tom Brady’s awkward answer to the Shedeur Sanders question (1:01:30) YouTube Comments: Homies react Phil Simms’ #11 jersey and Ahmed’s nickname for Isaac TeSlaa (1:04:45) Chris sticks up for Abdul Carter & asks him to punch Big Phil (1:07:35) #AskMeAnything: Steelers: Are they tanking after the George Pickens trade? (1:09:10) Saints: Will Tyler Shough start Week 1? (1:12:40) Jets: Do they need another WR? (1:15:00) Bengals: Do they need another OL? (1:16:20) Bears: How much should Ben Johnson run the ball? (1:19:20) Patrick Mahomes & Josh Allen: How many teams would they NOT make the playoffs with?

(0:00) Ahmed gives the behind the scenes story of replacing Mike Tirico as the Kentucky Derby host (9:05) Abdul Carter & Phil Simms’ #11 jersey: We get the breakdown of how Chris’ sister and mom shut it down (24:25) #AskMeAnything: Giants: How many games could Jaxson Dart start this season? (30:10) Browns: Can Dillon Gabriel beat out Shedeur Sanders? (34:45) Titans: What are their best-case scenario for this year? (37:20) Kyle McCord & Quinn Ewers expectations? (43:40) Packers: Will Matthew Golden be the Packers #1 WR next year? (46:55) MVP: Can a non-QB ever win it again? (50:40) Lions: Did they reach for WR Isaac TeSlaa? (54:50) Food: Chris breaks down his diet (59:50) INTERVIEW: 49ers GM John Lynch (1:05:20) How John Elway helped spark Lynch’s front office career (1:11:30) How a Stanford professor helped design the 49ers Vision Statement (1:18:00) 49ers approach to big roster turnover this offseason (1:23:55) Lynch’s timeline & process for preparing for a draft (1:28:30) Best Player Available: How much do positions factor into picks? (1:30:30) Draft intel: How to know when to trade up ahead of another team (1:32:25) The time the 49ers almost ran out of time on a draft pick (1:36:55) How has the NIL era changing scouting & drafting? (1:41:10) Progress of Brock Purdy negotiations (1:43:35) Kyle Shanahan introducing Lynch to “a dude named Jed” (1:45:45) DraftKings: Defensive Rookie of the Year odds

(0:00) “He's my side piece…I don't even wanna know what I am." (3:30) Veteran QB winners & losers: Bills QB Josh Allen (10:45) Cowboys QB Dak Prescott (15:45) Texans QB C.J. Stroud (21:20) Patriots QB Drake Maye (26:25) Bears QB Caleb Williams (30:05) Rookies vs Vets: Saints QB Tyler Shough vs Derek Carr (33:45) Cowboys EDGE Donovan Ezeiruaku vs Dante Fowler Jr., Marshawn Kneeland (36:35) Titans WR Elic Ayomanor, Chimere Dike vs Van Jefferson, Tyler Lockett, Treylon Burks (38:55) Chiefs LT Josh Simmons vs Jaylon Moore & DT Omarr Norman-Lott vs Mike Pennel, Jerry Tillery (43:40) Eagles LB Jihaad Campbell vs Nakobe Dean, Jeremiah Trotter Jr. (47:55) Broncos RB R.J. Harvey vs Jaleel McLaughlin, Audric Estime, Tyler Badie (49:50) Packers WR Matthew Golden vs Christian Watson, Dontayvion Wicks (55:00) Bears TE Colston Loveland vs Cole Kmet (57:40) Seahawks S Nick Emmanwori vs Julian Love (1:00:55) Jets TE Mason Taylor vs Jeremy Rucket, Stone Smartt (1:02:40) Browns QB Dillon Gabriel, Shedeur Sanders vs Kenny Pickett, Joe Flacco & RB Quinshon Judkins, Dylan Sampson vs Jerome Ford, Pierre Strong Jr. (1:09:35) Giants QB Jaxson Dart vs Russell Wilson, Jameis Winston (1:11:50) Bengals EDGE Shemar Stewart vs Joseph Ossai, Myles Murphy (1:15:20) Chargers RB Omarion Hampton vs Najee Harris & WR Tre Harris vs Mike Williams, Quentin Johnston (1:19:30) Offensive Rookie of the Year odds