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Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.

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Join hosts John Zidar and Darby Schaaf as they discuss all things Columbus Crew SC, Major League Soccer, and their ever-increasing levels of celebrity fandom. Glory to Columbus. Here we go.

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@ACES_Radio

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English


Episodes
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Episode 214: NWSL to Columbus? (Motorcycle Sidecar Edition)

3/26/2026
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Dusty Rhodes from Beavercreek and discuss the NWSL coming to Cowtown. PS Aerosmith rules and Prince sucks.

Duration:03:07:55

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Episode 213: Nordecke Workshop is DEAD

2/26/2026
John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass.You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall. I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar.And he split just like I'm splitting.But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups.I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely promoted.I don't get to be in movies.I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network.I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania.I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show.I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. And trust me, this isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you're too lazy to go get a real job. I'm leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling.Maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor.

Duration:02:53:49

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Episode 212: New Season, Same Drama

2/5/2026
Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate Mike Arace's event at R Bar on 2/14. Oops we forgot to talk about this, so the entire description of this episode is just the fact that Mike has an event at R Bar on 2/14. Go to thedisrespected.com and go to R Bar. You think you're better than me? You probably are. Go to R Bar anyway.

Duration:02:51:48

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Episode 210: Season 10 Finale (How Thick Can That Horse Leg Get?)

11/20/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Mike Arace from The Disrespected to break down the 2025 Columbus Crew season, and also Chris Walsh from Steel City Massive to talk about all the drugs that Joey does, which is a lot of drugs. Almost all the drugs. Probably all the drugs. Hashtang Chris Walsh, Hashtang Grand Prize. Bless.

Duration:02:41:17

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Episode 220: Upper 90 Club

10/24/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they assault Ben. The levels are not off at all, Bronte has NEVER sold himself out, Morgan is in no way drunk, Alex has no information about President Licoln's birth, and Aerosmith is the greatest American rock band of all time. PERIOD.

Duration:03:42:58

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Episode 209: The Disrespected Era Begins

9/25/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome Mike Arace back to the show for the 1,000,000th time. Donald Trump has been interested in this for a long, long time. Beronte flushes paint down the toilet. Subscribe to The Disrespected right now.

Duration:02:39:22

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Episode 208: Nordecke Banishment

8/28/2025
Just hit play.

Duration:03:15:33

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Episode 207: The Worst Show Yet

8/1/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Jason Hernandez from Beavercreek and Justin Cedarbloom from Manhattan. We talk about stuff that will upset the small baby bitches on Discordecke. Join us.

Duration:03:22:31

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Episode 206: Columbus Astray

6/26/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in guest of the week Luca from Columbus Astray. Jean leaves after Segment 2, Drabs talks about eating wavy stomach meat, Alex has the prettiest butthole in Michigan, and Morgan does his typical five minutes of yelling slurs. Columbus Crew!

Duration:03:10:27

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Episode 205: Retro Screaming

5/29/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Josh from Retro Screamers, and celebrate the upcoming hot gay sex month of June. Hashtang Bills Mafia, hashtang little blasters.

Duration:03:04:39

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Episode 204: Triple Nordecke Drama

5/1/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris Lamacchia and Justin Cerderbloom to discuss the destruction of our natural geographic rivals, the upcoming game against Charlotte FC, why Morgan is the number one professional sex haver, and also we call 1-800 sex numbers for the final 20 minutes of the show because Mike is stuck in a cancer machine getting treated for bad guys in the liver.

Duration:03:02:00

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Episode 203: Issa Sleeps

3/28/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they try to be as quiet as possible, as to not awaken our sleeping GM.

Duration:02:19:26

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Episode 202: Cumlumbus 2K25 n' 4-eva

2/13/2025
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Chris LaBrunye and celebrate Season 10 of the failing ACES Radio. Do not let Lumbus out of the closet.

Duration:02:41:02

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Episode 201: Season Wrap-Up (#Justice4Sassy)

11/21/2024
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Justin Cederbloom from the Crew Club at The Ohio State University, put a bow on the 2024 season, and discuss how Chad Marshall killed the cat from Homeward Bound before a game against Toronto in 2013.

Duration:02:25:30

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Episode 200: Red Bulls and The Diamond Jubilee

10/30/2024
Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate 200 episodes of the failing ACES Radio.

Duration:02:11:26

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Episode 199: Inter Miami and Astrology

10/3/2024
Join the Latin Boys as we discuss Messi, Mo getting cleated in the dick, and why where the planets were when you were born matters.

Duration:02:40:54

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Episode 198: Never Forget 9/11

8/29/2024
Join the Latin Boys as they discuss league domination, front office drama, and never forgetting 9/11. Brought to you by Supporter Supply and co-hosted by Travis Irvine, it's the worst episode ever of an already-horrible show.

Duration:02:39:26

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Episode 197: Crew to Cleveland

7/18/2024
Join the Latin boy podcast table as they discuss: Crew moving to Cleveland, a "clean zone" around the stadium, and additional cool and good things. Hashtang butts, hashtang sluts.

Duration:02:34:32

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Episode 196: Everything Happens on Thursday

6/27/2024
Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine to discuss Aidan leaving, Bez leaving, Crew vs New England, and why it is okay to have your phone say "ouch my penis" whenever you plug it into a power source.

Duration:01:53:15

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Episode 195: Supporter Drama

5/30/2024
Join the Latin Panel as they discuss the upcoming CCL Final, and historically bad leadership decisions made by elected Nordecke officials.

Duration:02:46:12