Life's Too Short For This Sh!t!
Darryl Linington
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Life’s a mess, and guess what? So are you. But don’t worry—you’re not alone. We’re all just winging it, making questionable decisions, and hoping nobody notices.
This book isn’t here to give you some fluffy, feel-good nonsense about “manifesting your dreams” or “finding your inner light.” No, this is the real sh*t—the stuff you actually need to hear. Like why you should stop blowing your money on stupid crap, take responsibility for your life, and maybe—just maybe—stop being a total asshole.
Packed with sarcasm, brutal honesty, and actual life experience, Life’s Too Short for This Sh*t: A Guide to Getting Your Sh*t Together will help you:
✅ Stop making excuses and actually do the things you keep saying you’ll do.
✅ Take care of yourself—because looking like a trash panda isn’t a personality trait.
✅ Appreciate the people who put up with your sh*t (yes, even the ones who wake you up when you miss your alarm).
✅ Have fun without worrying what people think—because life’s too damn short to be boring.
If you’re tired of self-help books that act like you have your life together (spoiler: you don’t), this one’s for you. No BS. No sugarcoating. Just the kick in the ass you need to stop screwing around and start living.
Because life’s too short for this sh*t.
Duration - 1h 18m.
Author - Darryl Linington.
Narrator - Digital Voice Mason G.
Published Date - Saturday, 04 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Darryl Linington ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Life’s a mess, and guess what? So are you. But don’t worry—you’re not alone. We’re all just winging it, making questionable decisions, and hoping nobody notices. This book isn’t here to give you some fluffy, feel-good nonsense about “manifesting your dreams” or “finding your inner light.” No, this is the real sh*t—the stuff you actually need to hear. Like why you should stop blowing your money on stupid crap, take responsibility for your life, and maybe—just maybe—stop being a total asshole. Packed with sarcasm, brutal honesty, and actual life experience, Life’s Too Short for This Sh*t: A Guide to Getting Your Sh*t Together will help you: ✅ Stop making excuses and actually do the things you keep saying you’ll do. ✅ Take care of yourself—because looking like a trash panda isn’t a personality trait. ✅ Appreciate the people who put up with your sh*t (yes, even the ones who wake you up when you miss your alarm). ✅ Have fun without worrying what people think—because life’s too damn short to be boring. If you’re tired of self-help books that act like you have your life together (spoiler: you don’t), this one’s for you. No BS. No sugarcoating. Just the kick in the ass you need to stop screwing around and start living. Because life’s too short for this sh*t. Duration - 1h 18m. Author - Darryl Linington. Narrator - Digital Voice Mason G. Published Date - Saturday, 04 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Darryl Linington ©.
Language:
English
Introduction
Duration:00:01:14
Chapter 1: Save Your Fucking Money! (Seriously, Stop Buying Crap You Don’t Need)
Duration:00:00:43
Step 1: Stop Bleeding Money on Stupid Crap
Duration:00:00:45
Step 2: Emergency Fund, Baby!
Duration:00:00:54
Step 3: Budget Like a Boss
Duration:00:00:51
Step 4: Think About Future You (Because They Deserve Nice Things)
Duration:00:00:43
Step 5: Side Hustles Are Great (But Don’t Burn Out)
Duration:00:01:09
Chapter 2: Own Your Shit!!!
Duration:00:04:28
Chapter 3: Show the Ones You Love That You Do Actually Love Them
Duration:00:00:53
Step 1: Prioritize Your Inner Circle
Duration:00:00:37
Step 2: Stop Assuming They Know
Duration:00:00:43
Step 3: Pets Are People Too
Duration:00:00:43
Step 4: Family Can Be Complicated
Duration:00:00:41
Step 5: Your Friends Are Your Chosen Family
Duration:00:01:09
Chapter 4: Take a Look at Yourself
Duration:00:00:50
Step 1: Own Your Reflection
Duration:00:00:41
Step 2: Clean Yourself Up (Without Going Overboard)
Duration:00:00:55
Step 3: Be Comfortable in Your Own Damn Skin
Duration:00:00:35
Step 4: Don’t Compare Yourself to Social Media Models
Duration:00:00:38
Step 5: Accept Yourself (Without Getting Lazy)
Duration:00:00:31
Step 6: Don’t Forget the Inside
Duration:00:01:04
Chapter 5: Be a Nice Person... or at Least Fucking Try!
Duration:00:01:01
Step 1: Start Small
Duration:00:00:36
Step 2: Stop Being an Internet Troll
Duration:00:00:33
Step 3: Empathy Is Your Superpower
Duration:00:00:41
Step 4: Learn How to Apologize (Properly)
Duration:00:00:36
Step 5: Stop Making Everything About You
Duration:00:00:33
Step 6: Laugh With People, Not At Them
Duration:00:00:30
Step 7: Nice Doesn’t Mean a Doormat
Duration:00:01:10
Chapter 6: Be Fucking Grateful
Duration:00:00:53
Step 1: Recognize the Effort
Duration:00:00:46
Step 2: Say “Thank You” (And Mean It)
Duration:00:00:35
Step 3: Stop Complaining About the Small Stuff
Duration:00:00:34
Step 4: Gratitude Is a Habit, Not a Mood
Duration:00:00:36
Step 5: Show Your Appreciation
Duration:00:00:32
Step 6: Be Grateful for What You Have
Duration:00:01:26
Chapter 7: Have Some Fucking Fun!
Duration:00:00:23
Step 1: Embrace Your Inner Trash Panda
Duration:00:00:27
Step 2: Be a Public Embarrassment (In the Best Way)
Duration:00:00:50
Step 3: Stop Giving a Shit About What People Think
Duration:00:00:48
Step 4: Fun Doesn’t Have to Be Expensive
Duration:00:00:37
Step 5: Bring Joy to Others
Duration:00:00:26
Step 6: Stop Overthinking It
Duration:00:01:02
Chapter 8: Stop Giving a Shit About What Other People Think
Duration:00:03:22
Chapter 9: Stop Waiting for the Perfect Moment (It’s Not Coming)
Duration:00:04:02
Chapter 10: Sleep Is Important, So Invest in a Good Bed
Duration:00:02:39
Chapter 11: Exercise Is Fucking Important, But One Step at a Time
Duration:00:02:45
Chapter 12: Learn How to Defend Yourself, Because Nobody Else Will (Mentally & Physically)
Duration:00:00:38
Step 1: Toughen the Hell Up (Mentally, First)
Duration:00:00:46
Step 2: Know How to Throw (and Take) a Punch
Duration:00:00:42
Step 3: Protect Your Peace Like Your Life Depends on It (Because It Does)
Duration:00:01:06
Chapter 13: Take Your Damn Lunch Break (Seriously, You’re Not a Machine)
Duration:00:03:22
Chapter 14: Advance Your Education with Online Courses (Because “Winging It” Only Works for So Long)
Duration:00:02:51
Chapter 15: Take in a Bit of Nature (Before You Forget What the Sky Looks Like)
Duration:00:02:34
Chapter 16: Clean Up Your House/Room—It’s Not a Damn Dumpster
Duration:00:02:27
Chapter 17: Take People Seriously When They Reach Out to You
Duration:00:03:10
Chapter 18: Stop Romanticizing Rock Bottom—It’s Not a Personality Trait
Duration:00:02:33
Chapter 19: I’m Not a Therapist, But Here’s Some Solid Life Advice Anyway
Duration:00:02:31
Chapter 20: The Final Shit to Cut Out
Duration:00:03:40
Chapter 21: Life’s too short for this shit! — So Go Live It
Duration:00:03:09