The Ascertainers

Send us a text We are joined by Jack and Jake. I list Jack first because it was supposed to be just Jack, but Jake pulled a big brother move. Entertaining episode! #NewtsAppleValleyMN TheAscertainers@gmail.com Fleetwood Mac - The Chain (Official Music Video) [HD] Prince & The New Power Generation - Cream (Official Music Video) Dylan Gossett - Tired of Running (Lyric Video) Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You (Official Music Video) Les Claypool on his Metallica audition ( BB Video) Primus - Master of Puppets (Metallica Cover)

Send us a text I think this one could crack our top 87 episodes of all time. It's that good. For real, it's worth a listen! #Newt'sAppleValley TheAscertainers@gmail.com Chef reacts to TikTok monstrosity - ‪@chefreactions‬ - YouTube Tenement - Garden Of Secrecy (Official Audio) Terry Reid May Fly The Replacements - Johnny's Gonna Die (Official Music Video)

Send us a text We've hit the big time as we now advertise in the Tomahawk Club Newsletter (Mark's private Pontiac owners club). I think it's an exclusive. Wonder what Joe Rogan thinks of THAT! TheAscertainers@gmail.com #Newt'sAppleValleyMN Paul McCartney & Wings - Band On The Run (Official Music Video) - YouTube Fleetwood Mac - Got To Move Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Witch Scene American Wedding - "Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head" Grandma's Boy | Best Moments - YouTube

Send us a text Reunited after two weeks off from recording, and it feels so good. Sure, we took a little time away and the world loses the Prince of Darkness, but you know what they say--you gotta break a few eggs. mad #WhileWeSawPatandSueAtNewt'sWeDidn'tReallyDoANewt'sPromoButYouCanStillGoToNewt'sIfYouKnowWhat'sGoodForYou TheAscertainers@gmail.com Pat Boone - Crazy Train Black Sabbath - War Pigs (California Jam 1974) (4K 60fps) Chuck Mangione Compilation | King of the Hill

Send us a text Pulled this episode off the shelf due to summer schedules. Originally recorded after Part 1 on March 14. Swear Alert--Jim drops more F-bombs than usual (he's working on it). It's probably a function of him overserving himself... Audio is a little janky at first but gets better. #NewtsAppleValley #Fubar TheAscertainers@gmail.com This is 40 - Who's Tom Petty (2012) Terry and Deaner Reasons to Smoke Words Of Wisom, Burgess Meredith

Send us a text Jim was on vacation this week, so abbreviated write up. Round 2 with Chantz and Paris is a good time. From Mark's out of town drink preferences to drinking too much prune juice in Switzerland--its got something for everyone! Enjoy! #NewtsAppleValley TheAscertainers@gmail.com

Send us a text Mark's oldest son Chantz and lifelong friend/neighbor Paris join us for a free-flowing conversation that covers a lot of ground. Something for everyone. #Newts #MossballTorsion TheAscertainers@gmail.com Usher - Yeah! (Lyrics) ft. Lil Jon, Ludacris Tame Impala - Let It Happen (Official Video) Spoon - "Wild" (Official Music Video) Kris Kristofferson - Here comes that rainbow again (1982) - YouTube

Send us a text Trying out a shorter episode to see if anyone can tell. We cover a lot of ground with a few laughs. TheAscertainers@gmail.com #Newt's #PanOProg

Send us a text This was a tough one to give a title to, as we covered a lot of ground and nothing too specifically. Some decent laughs though! #Newt's #Burgery #Eponymous #DontBoreUsGetToTheChorus TheAscertainers@gmail.com Tom Jones - Treat Her Right (This is Tom Jones TV Show, 1969) The Wrecking Crew (2008) - Meet Carol Kaye, Legendary Bassist Eagles Tryin' RANDY MEISNER - 3/10/1973 (Live) Molly Hatchet - Gator Country - 11/10/1978 - Capitol Theatre Dwight Yoakam - "Little Sister" [Live from Austin, TX] Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - American Girl (Live) 1978

Send us a text Welcome back. Pretty laid-back episode for you this time. #NewtsAppleAvalley TheAscertainers@gmail.com The Making of "Jessie's Girl" I honestly wanted to put a Ralphie May clip here, but all of them were just a bit too offensive for a good-natured podcast like ours... Go ahead and google him at your own risk.

Send us a text Buckle up. This one goes off road. A few laughs to be had. Enjoy. #NewtsAppleValley #Smash The Ascertainers@gmail.com Pee-wee as Himself | Official Trailer | HBO Our fake song https://www.riffusion.com/song/d49aea93-d882-4b7d-81c2-64737b2f09a6

Send us a text Your boys got things sorted out and are back to our old selves. #Newts #TheBestShipOfAllIsFriendship #ThinkDrinkDisney theascertainers@gmail.com Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_XiMab-FPo Walk This Way https://youtu.be/4B_UYYPb-Gk?si=b7w6_aZBgcgM1uEc Wipeout: https://youtu.be/r-kAnNgqN9o?si=MxNys4a7fA-oECv5 Link Wray The Rumble: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFCpUZVyXgg

Send us a text Of course, we mean RUNNING races, which is what we end spending an unusal amount of time discussing. We do talk about drummers too. #Newt's #JensonCreative TheAscertainers@gmail.com Like our theme music? Here's some full-band Feegee: Othernthat and Neck Bolts

Send us a text We were recently reminded that we are a technically a music podcast, so we set out to talk about our favorite 4 piece rock bands from the 60's, 70's and 80's. In the words of Burt Reynolds (as played by the late, great Norm McDonald): Bon Apetit. #NewtsAppleValley #Icebergs Give us an earful: TheAscertainers@gmail.com It Might Get Loud | Official Trailer (2009) - YouTube RIP Joe Don Baker Walking Tall (1973) Official Trailer A little light on this sort of content this week, so please take the Ron Swanson Challenge. See how far you get without laughing: Ron but he gets progressively more Ron | Parks and Recreation

Send us a text #Newt's #BassSlut Yell at us: TheAscertainers@gmail.com Chevrolet Trucks "Like A Rock" Commercial 1988 Michelob "After Midnight" & "Nighttime Is the Right Time" TV ads - YouTube Snatch (2000) Official Trailer 1 - Brad Pitt Movie Jim Gaffigan: “I’m Too Lazy” - Full Special Go to 18:24 mark for the Pope as a kid bit. Amyl and The Sniffers - Jerkin' (Party In The Paddock 2025) - YouTube Sheer Mag - Free at Noon (Full Performance) Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin Original HD (Senkveld med Thomas og Harald) The Prisoner - Trailer

Send us a text Tonight, we're joined by Jim's wife, Kris. She brings her cheery personality and fact-checking skills. #Newt's Tell is what you think: TheAscertainers@gmail.com Excellent David Spade bit: Hernia - YouTube Paul Revere and the Raiders: Powder Blue Mercedes Queen

Send us a text Going into this one we each had a bad feeling.... Contact: TheAscertainers@gmail.com #Newt'sAppleValleyMN #TheScarletGoodbye #WillieWisely J. Geils Band - Must Of Got Lost - 11/5/1977 - Winterland Soul Asylum - Just Like Anyone (Official Video) - YouTube The Scarlet Goodbye "The Ballad Of Julie Ann" Wille Wisely I can’t sleep knowing I’ll never sleep beside you

Send us a text Jim's brother Jeff joins us for his 4th guest spot. Kind of an odds n ends episode with some decent laughs. TheAscertainers@gmail.com #Newt's #HeadEast Best of Ron Swanson - Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites - YouTube Muscle Shoals - Official Trailer The Russian Five Trailer #1 (2019) | Movieclips Indie Blind Faith - Can't Find My Way Home Max Webster - Battle Scar

Send us a text The post-colonoscopy episode. Let's see if Jim sounds like he's not as full of sh1t. #Newt's #Echoes Feedback: TheAscertainers@gmail.com Pink Floyd (Echoes, Live at Pompei)

Send us a text Another one where we record two in one night--this one is number two (in more ways than one?). #Newt's #HowDidThatGetInThere Refunds: TheAscertainers@gmail.com