
Lu & Jarch
Southern Cross Austereo
Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
Location:
Melbourne, VIC
Networks:
Southern Cross Austereo
Description:
Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
Twitter:
@mmmhotbreakfast
Language:
English
Contact:
257 Clarendon Street South Melbourne Vic 3205 1 333 53
Episodes
Unpacking Dads Like Easter Eggs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 2
4/2/2026
Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while we unpacked some Dads.
HAVE A GREAT EASTER BREAK!
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Duration:00:39:08
It’s a bit weird in here | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 1
4/1/2026
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some unintentional insults men have said to their partners, so take notes!
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:38:15
No gold star for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 30
3/30/2026
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest male names have been revealed, and Jarch attended his very first parenting class over the weekend and it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:41:14
Please explain why you’re a moron | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 27
3/27/2026
It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she showed the wrong house for sale, so we want to know – when did you accidentally go into the wrong house? Plus, would you want to freeze your body when you die in the hopes of coming back to life in the future?
SEEYA MONDAY!
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Duration:00:38:30
The best doggy teeth of all time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 26
3/26/2026
Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is a landslide today, and we want to know what nostalgic things you’d like to bring back from the past.
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:39:43
That’s how you get a room laughing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 25
3/25/2026
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his car out of the work car park after being a bit cheeky with his number plate. And Lu embarrassed herself in a meeting today.
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:39:24
Stop hitting on me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 23
3/23/2026
Lu and Jarch have accidentally cost the company over $1000, so today on the show we want to know – how much did you cost your company? And Jarch had a nightmare this morning involving his car, air pods, and wallet.
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:39:56
Step ladders, not stilettos | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 20
3/20/2026
Australia voted Lu’s bingle as better than Jarch’s last week, so today, Lu stitches Jarch up with a song writing lesson…from Birds of Tokyo. Will the tips help or hinder him for this weeks bingle? Plus, women share some of the most diabolical lies men have told them.
SEEYA MONDAY!
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Duration:00:35:01
Some roads need fixing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 19
3/19/2026
A man has broken into the hippo enclosure, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you break into? A listener has messaged in after her toddler stole something from an airport, and Lulu is chuffed with herself after a bouncer asked her for ID.
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:38:48
Hey Mr Snail | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 18
3/18/2026
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear about weird obsessions, after a little girl has gone viral for her obsession with chairs. And the top 10 clumsiest dog breeds in Australia have been revealed, the results might surprise you!
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:40:09
A very unfit little dancer | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 17
3/17/2026
Today on the show it’s St Patricks Day, so Lulu puts Jarch to the test (he is 25% Irish after all). Dr Dal Din is back helping people solve the problems in the world and their lives. And Judge Jarchy dives deep into the pros and cons of strippers.
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:44:17
I’ll put on my hat and streak for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 16
3/16/2026
Today on the show Lu shares something that’s made her a bit upset…over the weekend she paid $40 for a showbag then realised the showbag lady let Jarch have his for free. So we want to know – when did you realise you weren’t the favourite? Plus, the Oscars went down today and Lu and Jarch have found a list of wild things the nominees get inside their goodie bags. SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:39:44
LIVE FROM THE WALCHA SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 13
3/13/2026
We’re live from The Walcha Show in Jarch’s hometown of Walcha. Lu and Jarch go head to head in cake baking, flower arranging and horseshoe making in the blacksmith tent. They ride the teacups while hungover… and the big moment… Lu rides a bull!!!!
SEEYA MONDAY!
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Duration:00:41:11
LIVE FROM THE FARM | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 12
3/12/2026
It’s Thrust Thursday live from Jarch’s family farm in Walcha ahead of The Walcha Show tomorrow. We go digging through Jarch’s old bedroom and hear stories from his family. Plus Lu is riding a bull tomorrow, so we give her a practice run on another very special bull…
SEEYA TOMORROW FROM THE WALCHA SHOW!
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Duration:00:36:15
My contract is more than yours | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 11
3/11/2026
Lu and Jarch are heading off on their road trip to Walcha straight after the show, so Lu pitches some possible car games for her and Jarch to play. Jarch tells Lu if she wants to stay at his family farm she needs to call his mum and make some uncomfortable demands, and she obliges. Anything for a freebie!
SEEYA TOMORROW FROM WALCHA!
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Duration:00:37:00
Show us your cupid kettle drums | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 10
3/10/2026
Today on the show Lulu calls the organiser of The Walcha Show to enrol her and Jarch in some more activities. Judge Jarchy decides if it’s okay to keep photos of your ex on your camera roll, and our 3 year old young gun Hamish is back to help someone win tickets to Guns N Roses.
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:40:58
You’re riding a bull, kid! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 9
3/9/2026
Jarch kicks off the week with a surprise for Lu…he’s organised a team trip to his hometown Walcha, for The Walcha Show!!!! No surprise is a good surprise without a catch, so he’s also stitched Lu up by enrolling her in bull riding! And a man tried to send his neighbour a weather update but struggled to say the word “visibility”, so we want to know – what word do you struggle to say?
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:38:41
You’ve been kissing my cheeks a lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 6
3/6/2026
It’s an extra special Freeball Friday because sick daddy is finally well enough to do the show! You know you’re old when you go to Vegas for a couple of days then need a week off work to recover. We take calls from listeners who have also realised they’re getting old, plus parents share some of the dumbest calls they’ve received from their kids school.
SEEYA MONDAY!
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Duration:00:42:06
My dad’s got crabs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 27
2/27/2026
Jarch is on a flight back from Vegas so it’s Lulu and LP for your freeball Friday! Lu attempts her very first solo bingle, will she succeed? And a groom embarrassed himself at his wedding after mistaking the priests blessing or a high-5, so we want to know – what embarrassing moment still haunts you today?
SEEYA MONDAY!
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Duration:00:33:59
You can't wear that in a church | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 26
2/26/2026
Once again Jarch joins us live from Las Vegas, so to celebrate we hear some of the best "what happened in Vegas" stories. And we've found an article on the most surprising things that are illegal in Italy, so we put our half-Italian Lulu to the test.
SEEYA TOMORROW!
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Duration:00:32:00