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Lu & Jarch

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

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Melbourne, VIC

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

Language:

English

Contact:

257 Clarendon Street South Melbourne Vic 3205 1 333 53


Episodes
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I’m dating my ex’s sister | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 28

10/28/2025
It’s Chewbacca Tuesday and Judge Jarchy has a case to fire up the stepparents. We play a game of Reverse The Verse to celebrate the launch of our brand new station “Heart”, and we’ve found a list of the most interesting items confiscated from airports across Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:30:39

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Sleep Pooper | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 27

10/27/2025
Lu and Jarch kick off a brand-new week with some stories about sleepwalking. And we put Jarch to the test to see how strong his relationships are with the rest of the team – find out if he passed with flying colours or failed miserably. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:28:48

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Bum Bum | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 24

10/24/2025
Happy Freeball Friday!! Lu and Jarch want to know - what did you eat your lunch with - after a tradie was filmed using a levelling tool to eat his pasta. And we have a laugh at some dads who suck at technology. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:34:49

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Blame your cropdust on someone else | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 23

10/23/2025
Today on the show, Judge Jarchy hears another case, and this one has the parents out there fired up. A shocking study has declared Australia the 7thfunniest country in the world, so we put our funniest listeners on air to prove the research wrong. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:27:57

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Fanny Bay | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 22

10/22/2025
Happy Winston Churchill Wednesday! Today on the show, Lu and Jarch go head-to-head in a game of “is this a real place in Australia or did we make it up?”. And we ask the question…is the bush coming back? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:35

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Criminal LDD | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 21

10/21/2025
Last week Lu claimed she’s watched enough TV to know how to break into a car, so today we put her to the test! We gave her ten minutes, a coathanger, and LP’s blessing — did she successfully break into his car? Plus, Jarch does some dancing for Lu to see if she can spot the most attractive dance move, according to new research. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:28:36

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Conquer those lips | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 20

10/20/2025
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch need your help! Jarch showed up unannounced at Lu’s house – so we want to know, can you leave someone outside if they show up uninvited? And a delivery man has done something unhinged at Lu’s house while delivering her washing machine. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:32:05

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Sally with the dirty undies | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 17

10/17/2025
Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show, Lu goes undercover on a rival radio show to try score herself a meet and greet with Pitbull. Jarch delivers another memorable bingle, this time it’s for Davids Truck Training. And Reverse The Verse is back, and it might be our best round yet! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:44

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A zipped willy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 16

10/16/2025
Big show today! Unpack Your Dad returns, and Lu has a Pitbull update after sliding into his DMs yesterday. Plus, we hear about a dad who misunderstood his daughters request for a K-Pop themed birthday party and threw her a North Korean one instead - complete with flags and a Kim Jong Un cut out! SEEYA TOMORROW for Freeball Friday! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:51

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Captain No Underpants | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 15

10/15/2025
It’s Winston Churchill Wednesday and today Lu and Jarch want to know… who saw your undies? Plus Jarch forgot his t-shirt so he had to dig a dirty one out of his car, and Lu is on a quest to meet Pitbull this weekend so some listeners helped her slide into his DMs. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:37:27

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Nudity is natural | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 14

10/14/2025
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch chat about things that are NOT illegal but should be. And Judge Jarchy is back with his most divisive case yet! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:42:30

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Put your genitals away | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 13

10/13/2025
If you’ve ever been ghosted then this one’s for you! Lu and Jarch give a ghoster a taste of their own medicine. Plus Convergence is back for another round and find out which 2 Australian cities have made it onto the global friendliest cities list. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:36:05

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A fried unit being dragged out of pub | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 10

10/10/2025
It’s Freeball Friday and today Lu and Jarch ask the question – what did you climb? We deliver another bingle performance straight from the heart, and Lu has embarrassed herself on a night out, yet again! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:33:08

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A four-way kiss | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 9

10/9/2025
Today on the show, Isaac and Jack from Swag On The Beat are hanging out in the studio. Instead of You Vs Lu, it’s You Vs TWO, can Lu beat the boys? We also talk about an ungrateful girlfriend who Jarch refers to as a “mongrel”. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:41:35

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Sign the balls away | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 8

10/8/2025
A man drove himself to the hospital after being attacked by a shark, so today Lu and Jarch ask the question – when did you save yourself? The 10 most popular coffee orders in Australia have been revealed, and Lu and Jarch so some insignificant ranting. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:38:20

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No thumbs no worries | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 7

10/7/2025
Today on the show Lu and Jarch try out a brand new game…and it goes surprisingly well, despite a minor cheating scandal. And Lu has started a new pool trend which she thinks will take off this summer, it’s called RATE MY BOMB! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:40:43

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The big ones that crawl through the trees | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 6

10/6/2025
Happy Merrick Watts Monday! Queensland are living it up at the moment, fresh off the back of AFL, NRL and NRLW wins…so we let the people have their say, why is your state better than Queensland? And a woman is reviewing meat pies until she finds a boyfriend, it’s tough out there, so Lu and Jarch help the singles out with some places to potentially find love. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:35:19

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARCH | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 26

9/26/2025
Happy Freeball Friday – and Happy 36th Birthday to Daddy Jarch! To celebrate, the team perform a special edition bingle in his honour. And we ask the question “What did you try to cook at 2am?”, after firefighters revealed you're better off ordering takeaway than testing your drunk-chef skills after a night out! SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:31:57

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TRIPLE M FEST LIVE FROM THE CORNER HOTEL | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 25

9/25/2025
It’s Thrusty Thursday and Lu & Jarch are LIVE from the Corner Hotel in Melbourne for the Grand Final Eve Eve show! British India join the team for some live tracks, they also help us out with a bingle for a listener in the audience. AND Lu takes on You Vs Lu in front of a live crowd for the first time! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:52:49

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A raunchy magazine from back in the day | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 24

9/24/2025
Today Lu and Jarch attempt to balance pineapples on their heads, after a man ran the entire Berlin marathon with one on his head. Jarch mistakenly sent his brother to the wrong house, resulting in an accidental break in, and of course, You Vs Lu. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duration:00:37:59