Lu & Jarch

It’s a happy and free Freeball Friday! Lu & Jarch set the record straight on the dating rumours. We’ve got some funny stories from people who misread social cues and made things awkward, and Lu and Jarch debut their business jingle for GLENN WILL DO IT live for the first time. SEE YA NEXT TUESDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On todays show, Lu and Jarch help listener Tristan write a text to send to his girlfriend. And if you love a good yarn then our segment “Confessions With A” is back, and today it’s Confessions with a FIREFIGHTER! SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, we hear the backhanded compliments people have been receiving. Plus, a survey of the office has revealed the most attractive and least attractive hobbies for women… and let’s just say, things aren’t looking good for Lu. Unpack Your Dad is back, and we give away ACDC tickets! SEEYA TOMORROW!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

JUDGE JARCHY kicked off today, where a spicy dilemma divided the dog lovers of Australia. Something happened at the coffee shop downstairs that had Jarch dishing out multiple apologies. And Lu and Jarch meet a 6ft3, 140kg man who loves strawberry milk. SEEYA TOMORROW FOR SOME HUMPING! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a chaotic start to another week! There’s a new trend called Hamstering (don’t look it up unless you’re over 18). A woman has swallowed her friends house key to stop her leaving the pub early, and Shane calls in with a nickname he’s given to his lazy colleagues behind their backs. Catchya tomorrow for SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s FREEBALL FRIDAY so we obviously had to talk about the athlete who had a wardrobe malfunction during his 400m hurdles race. If you’re guilty of peeing in the shower then we’ve got some news for you… AND Lu takes on an entire buck’s party in You VS Lu SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everyone’s talking about the POOP CRUISE documentary, so Lu and Jarch had a yarn to a passenger who was on board the ship when it happened! And we hear what the people of Australia have been impaled by (after a lifeguard was impaled by a giant umbrella). SEEYA TOMORROW FOR FREEBALL FRIDAY!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doctors are talking bad about us behind our backs, so Lu and Jarch exposed some of their secret codes. Let’s just say you don’t want to see “PITA” written on your notes. If you’ve ever had hanxiety then we hear some stories that’ll make you feel better. AND Lu prank calls a listener’s boss! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu calls the big boss Dave Cameron about some research she’s found…and he’s not happy! Plus another round of Acker Dacker-oke, AND should non-drinkers have to split the bill equally? Seeya tomorrow for some hump day humping! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AC/DC announced their Power Up tour today, so we gave away tickets with the first round of ACKER DACKER-OKE. We heard the pettiest things people are doing to get back at their exes… AND Lu had an awkward encounter in an elevator (apologies to the man who got stuck with her at 6am). SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OH YEAH! Freeball Friday is upon us again! Today we launch our new series CONFESSIONS OF A…..and today we hear the deep dark secrets from inside PRISON. AND….let’s circle back…..OFFICE LINGO. What’s yours? Send us a DM @luandjarch Stay FREE. See ya Monday for another BIG WEEK! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we heard your cheeky stories about how you made money as a kid… And…then things really lost the plot….TAROT READINGS ON TRIPLE M!? You betcha! See ya tomorrow ya Thirsty Thursdayers! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DOGS are a man’s best friend…but what happens when you let them down…..uh sorry….what happens when THEY let YOU down!? Plus, we’ve all woken up with something we’ve acquired after a night out. Today we hear what you woke up with! Stay humpy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here we go for another BIG TUESDAY SHOW! Today, we wanted to hear your HARMLESS PRANKS! And….we plunge you into a LIVE IMPROV! Plus…do you know what a FOODIE CALL is? Listen and find out. See you next Tuesday! No excuses. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back for another BIG WEEK… Today we revisit the biggest controversy from last week and ask "did you win big?"... ...And one of our favourite segments makes a return after management declared a RATINGS SPIKE! Plus....let's unpack ya dad! That'll make sense later. Ok, enjoy! See ya tomorrow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's been a big first week on Lu & Jarch! And what better way to end the week than freeing yourself downstairs!? It's FREEBALL FRIDAY! And the feel-good doesn't end there! We heard your WINS OF THE WEEK! Very wholesome. Catch ya MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Lu shared a very personal health diagnosis....but the Triple M family had her back. ONYA GUYS! Jarch also shared....an UNHINGED story about him with a pack of dogs. See ya tomorrow for FREEBALL FRIDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our national afternoon radio show was off to a flyer! The bosses were happy. Advertisers were thrilled. Listeners got around us. And then today's show happened.... Jarch broke the cardinal rule of radio...DON'T SWEAR...especially when kids are in the car listening! Oh, and we had a caller that refused to get to the point of his story. Strap in. Tomorrow will be better. Promise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh G'Day! We're your new friends on Triple M every weekday arvo from 2-4pm! First show had it all! We went on the hunt for Australia's Longest Loo Break, we had a zoo on-air, and we asked "did you get shot"!? Oh....and someone dropped an F-Bomb....enjoy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu & Jarch, Coming to Triple M's early drive next Tuesday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.