Mastering the Urban Jungle
Conrad Riker
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Reclaim Your Territory in a World Gone Soft
Tired of being shamed for wanting a garden that reflects strength, not socialist kumbaya?
Sick of Homeowner Associations dictating what you can plant while feminists police your zucchini?
Ever wonder why modern men feel more purpose pruning hedges than pandering to pronouns?
▸ Defy communal gardening cults that strip men of their primal right to cultivate.
▸ Turn toxic soil—and even more toxic ideologies—into fertile ground for dominance.
▸ Learn why Adam wasn’t woke, and why your lawn shouldn’t be either.
▸ Build gardens that outlast marriages, H.O.A. lawsuits, and weak-willed neighbors.
▸ Weaponize evolutionary biology to grow plants—and purpose—that survive anything.
▸ Replace rose-tinted vulnerability with cactus-spined resilience.
▸ Drain the Marxist mulch from your soil and your soul.
▸ Discover why 78% of high-yield gardeners are men who ignore "expert" advice.
If you want to crush woke weeds, secure your soil, and leave a legacy that outlives the gynocratic state… buy this book today.
Duration - 4h 48m.
Author - Conrad Riker.
Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G.
Published Date - Sunday, 26 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Conrad Riker ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Conrad Riker
Digital Voice Alistair G
redpilled rational (satire)
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Reclaim Your Territory in a World Gone Soft Tired of being shamed for wanting a garden that reflects strength, not socialist kumbaya? Sick of Homeowner Associations dictating what you can plant while feminists police your zucchini? Ever wonder why modern men feel more purpose pruning hedges than pandering to pronouns? ▸ Defy communal gardening cults that strip men of their primal right to cultivate. ▸ Turn toxic soil—and even more toxic ideologies—into fertile ground for dominance. ▸ Learn why Adam wasn’t woke, and why your lawn shouldn’t be either. ▸ Build gardens that outlast marriages, H.O.A. lawsuits, and weak-willed neighbors. ▸ Weaponize evolutionary biology to grow plants—and purpose—that survive anything. ▸ Replace rose-tinted vulnerability with cactus-spined resilience. ▸ Drain the Marxist mulch from your soil and your soul. ▸ Discover why 78% of high-yield gardeners are men who ignore "expert" advice. If you want to crush woke weeds, secure your soil, and leave a legacy that outlives the gynocratic state… buy this book today. Duration - 4h 48m. Author - Conrad Riker. Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G. Published Date - Sunday, 26 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Conrad Riker ©.
Language:
English
Copyright
Duration:00:00:36
Disclaimer
Duration:00:00:43
Preface
Duration:00:02:35
Introduction
Duration:00:02:24
Chapter 1 The Alpha Gardener’s Code 9
Duration:00:11:31
Chapter 2 Marxist Mulch: The Collapse of Collective Gardens 16
Duration:00:12:14
Chapter 3 God, Guns, and Geraniums 23
Duration:00:10:45
Chapter 4 Toxic Soil, Toxic Lies 30
Duration:00:11:21
Chapter 5 The Marriage Plantation 37
Duration:00:11:09
Chapter 6 Darwinian Daffodils 44
Duration:00:11:32
Chapter 7 The Gynocratic Greenhouse 51
Duration:00:12:13
Chapter 8 Redpilled Rain Barrels 59
Duration:00:10:15
Chapter 9 Biblical Weeding 66
Duration:00:10:20
Chapter 10 The Divorcee’s Victory Garden 72
Duration:00:11:46
Chapter 11 Evolutionary Escargot 79
Duration:00:12:00
Chapter 12 Battling the H.O.A. Hydra 86
Duration:00:11:36
Chapter 13 The Pruning Paradox 93
Duration:00:11:32
Chapter 14 Cement Jungles, Iron Men 100
Duration:00:11:15
Chapter 15 The Seed Vault Syndicate 107
Duration:00:11:36
Chapter 16 Pollinator Predators 114
Duration:00:11:46
Chapter 17 The Stoic Sunflower 121
Duration:00:10:55
Chapter 18 The Barbecue Bastion 128
Duration:00:12:45
Chapter 19 The Hedge Fund Hedge 136
Duration:00:12:03
Chapter 20 The Lone Wolf Compost 143
Duration:00:11:39
Chapter 21 The Spartan Sprout 150
Duration:00:11:26
Chapter 22 The Clockwork Chrysanthemum 157
Duration:00:12:31
Chapter 23 The Patriot’s Petunia 165
Duration:00:11:22
Chapter 24 Legacy in the Loam 172
Duration:00:13:02
Epilogue
Duration:00:03:43