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"ABE" LINCOLN'S ANECDOTES AND STORIES
1/19/2025
A FUN-LOVING AND HUMOR-LOVING MAN
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MATRIMONIAL ADVICE
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A SLOW HORSE
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A VAIN GENERAL
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HAD CONFIDENCE IN HIM—"BUT"—
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HARDTACK BETTER THAN GENERALS
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DOUGLAS HELD LINCOLN'S HAT
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HIS PASSES TO RICHMOND NOT HONORED
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LINCOLN AS A DANCER
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LOVED SOLDIERS' HUMOR
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WANTED TO "BORROW" THE ARMY
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"FIXED UP" A BIT FOR THE "CITY FOLKS"
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"FIND OUT FOR YOURSELVES"
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COLD MOLASSES WAS SWIFTER
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"DON'T KILL HIM WITH YOUR FIST"
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"AND—HERE I AM!"
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PRAISES HIS RIVAL FOR OFFICE
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HAD TO WAIT FOR HIM
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MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT, ANYWAY
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SORRY FOR THE HORSES
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NOISE LIKE A TURNIP
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LET SIX SKUNKS GO
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ONE THING "ABE" DIDN'T LOVE
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THE MAN HE WAS LOOKING FOR
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WANTED STANTON SPANKED
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SIX FEET FOUR AT SEVENTEEN
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JUST LIKE SEWARD
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"ABE" GOT THE WORST OF IT
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HE "SET 'EM UP"
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GOD WITH A LITTLE "g"
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WHAT AILED THE BOYS
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"MAJOR-GENERAL, I RECKON"
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IT TICKLED THE LITTLE WOMAN
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HE'D SEE IT AGAIN
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SURE CURE FOR BOILS
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JUSTICE vs. NUMBERS
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LINCOLN SAW STANTON ABOUT IT
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SLEEP STANDING UP
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"ABE'S" LITTLE JOKE
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HOW "FIGHTING JOE" WAS APPOINTED
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NO OTHERS LIKE THEM
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THE DANDY AND THE BOYS
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BOAT HAD TO STOP
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RAN AWAY WHEN VICTORIOUS
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HE "SKEWED" THE LINE
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"HOW DO YOU GET OUT OF THIS PLACE?"
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HELL A MILE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
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'TWAS "MOVING DAY"
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"ABE'S" HAIR NEEDED COMBING
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RIGHT FOR ONCE, ANYHOW
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"SMELT NO ROYALTY IN OUR CARRIAGE"
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SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE
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REMINDED HIM OF "A LITTLE STORY"
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BIG ENOUGH HOG FOR HIM
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HOW "JAKE" GOT AWAY
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"ABE" RESENTED THE INSULT
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STORIES BETTER THAN DOCTORS
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"ALL SICKER'N YOUR MAN"
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"DID YE ASK MORRISSEY YET?"
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LINCOLN ASKED TO BE SHOT
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HE COULDN'T WAIT FOR THE COLONEL
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HE LOVED A GOOD STORY
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THE DEAD MAN SPOKE
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LINCOLN PRONOUNCED THIS STORY FUNNY
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"PLOUGH ALL 'ROUND HIM"
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"I'VE LOST MY APPLE"
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LINCOLN'S APOLOGY TO GRANT
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A USELESS DOG
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HE'D RUIN ALL THE OTHER CONVICTS
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IT WAS UP-HILL WORK
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HIS "GLASS HACK"
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COULD LICK ANY MAN IN THE CROWD
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NO DEATHS IN HIS HOUSE
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LINCOLN'S NAME FOR "WEEPING WATER"
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EASIER TO EMPTY THE POTOMAC
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A "FREE FOR ALL"
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THE OTHER ONE WAS WORSE
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COULD MAKE "RABBIT-TRACKS"
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PETER CARTWRIGHT'S DESCRIPTION OF LINCOLN
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WISHED THE ARMY CHARGED LIKE THAT
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"UNCLE ABRAHAM" HAD EVERYTHING READY
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DIDN'T TRUST THE COURT
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"TAD" GOT HIS DOLLAR
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ROUGH ON THE NEGRO
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"LONG ABE'S" FEET "PROTRUDED OVER"
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"I'D A BEEN MISSED BY MYSE'F"
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LOST HIS CERTIFICATE OF CHARACTER
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THE CASE OF BETSY ANN DOUGHERTY
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"FOOLING" THE PEOPLE
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HER ONLY IMPERFECTION
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HE "BROKE" TO WIN
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"BAP." McNABB'S ROOSTER
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LINCOLN'S FIRST SPEECH
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TOO MANY PIGS FOR THE TEATS
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MORE PEGS THAN HOLES
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FEW, BUT BOISTEROUS
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THE PRESIDENTIAL "CHIN-FLY"
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"WEBSTER COULDN'T HAVE DONE MORE"
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LONG AND SHORT OF IT
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'SQUIRE BAGLY'S PRECEDENT
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TOM CORWIN'S LATEST STORY
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THE CABINET WAS A-SETTIN'
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"MASSA LINKUM LIKE DE LORD!"
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A BULLET THROUGH HIS HAT
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THE GENERAL WAS "HEADED IN"
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"MIXING" AND "MINGLING"
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WANTED TO BURN HIM DOWN TO THE STUMP
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CHALLENGED ALL COMERS
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WITHDREW THE COLT
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SWEET, BUT MILD REVENGE
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"CATCH 'EM AND CHEAT 'EM"
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A JURYMAN'S SCORN
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"TAD" INTRODUCES "OUR FRIENDS"
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STOOD UP THE LONGEST
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ADMIRED THE STRONG MAN
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SAVED LINCOLN'S LIFE
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WOULD BLOW THEM TO H——.
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"I CAN STAND IT IF THEY CAN"
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A MORTIFYING EXPERIENCE
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GRANT HELD ON ALL THE TIME
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EVERY LITTLE HELPED
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KEPT UP THE ARGUMENT
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THOUGHT OF LEARNING A TRADE
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THE SAME OLD RUM
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COULDN'T LET GO THE HOG
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HIS KNOWLEDGE OF HUMAN NATURE
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TOOK NOTHING BUT MONEY
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CREDITOR PAID DEBTOR'S DEBT
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CONSCRIPTING DEAD MEN
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MAJOR ANDERSON'S BAD MEMORY
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SETTLED OUT OF COURT
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NO VANDERBILT
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LINCOLN MISTAKEN FOR ONCE
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"DONE WITH THE BIBLE"
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SATISFACTION TO THE SOUL
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HIS TEETH CHATTERED
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PROFANITY AS A SAFETY-VALVE
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A STAGE-COACH STORY
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SENTINEL OBEYED ORDERS
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"WUZ GOIN' TER BE 'HITCHED'"
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Summary
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