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Genital Theft In Africa & Using Dildos To Protest ICE | 4.17.26 Episode 1939 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:20 Operation “Dildo Blitz” where protestors are using Dildos to protest ICE 00:14:30 India is considering using crocodiles and snakes to keep out immigrants from Bangladesh 00:20:20 Former Porn Superstar and Mensa member, Asia Carrera, has passed the Texas BAR 00:24:30 Trump is beefing with the Pope, so the Pope’s brother got a bomb threat 00:27:50 Alarming trend in Africa where men’s genitals are disappearing Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1938 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:30 What happened in 1938? 00:06:50 Dr. Jesus Trump 00:08:40 King Charles is coming to the US for a big visit 00:21:30 Lunatic cosplaying as a wizard detective tries to break in family home 00:32:20 Santa con New York organizer stole over 1 million from children’s charities Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1937 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:34 What made a hero in high school 00:09:47 Nude burglar in VA caught finally caught 00:23:08 Zuckerberg Ai cloned himself 00:24:12 Ruby Rose Claims Katy Perry Rubbed Clam on her 00:31:09 Things are getting out of hand in the Uganda chimp civil war 00:35:52 Principal tackles the shit out of wannabe school shooter Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1936 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:01:05 Eric Swalwell has resigned from Congress 00:07:05 A wolf escaped a South Korean zoo, and they still can’t find it 6 days later 00:15:21 India is testing out a new ban on freedom of speech on social media platforms 00:21:45 Love triangle involving two teachers and a high school football player in Arizona 00:38:00 The FAA is targeting gamers to become Air Traffic Controllers 43:48:00 A cow crashed through a window at a chiropractor's office Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1935 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at https://ethos.com/hardfactor. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps and Sports Page FIRST on Monday 00:07:30 Dirty Dogggggggggggz, Dudes, being Dudes. Horny SWAT Sergeant in Cali and Horny General in Uganda wants Turkish Bride 00:20:53 Swalwell goes DOWN - Eric Swalwell resigns in disgrace from California Governor's race 00:32:37 PA Man hospitalizes himself after setting off a homemade pipe-bomb he made as a fun trick for a house party Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1934 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Timesstamps 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:10 Who does Wes have in the Masters? 00:07:10 Sources are saying steam rooms in gyms are turning straight men gay 00:24:00 A baptism turns deadly as man drowns 00:34:55 A ninth scientist has turned up dead or missing 00:40:20 Tennessee pervert school board member receives a soft censure 00:43:25 Video of quadriplegic pro cornhold player alleged murder doing a coke headstand and shooting a machine gun out of his window 00:45:20 Trump drops the longest Truth message of all time against Tucker Carlson, Alex jones and Candace Owens Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1932 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Timesstamps 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:10 Check in on TN school board member Keith Ervin who called a student hot 00:06:12 Pat reacts to Kate interlocking fingers with Big Cat in the NY Post 00:10:30 How Straight is this “Hormuz”?? Israel strikes Lebanon to shut it down 00:22:08 Disgruntled worker burns down toilet paper warehouse 00:31:17 NASA says their will be a moon colony sometime in the 2030s 00:32:07 Artemis Astronauts may be forced to brown in bags Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1931 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Total destruction of Iran called off last minute 00:10:02 Science is Popping Off: Parrot Submarine, DMT Tobacco, Drumstick Melt Testing, Missing Persons and more 00:29:45 Tennessee School Board Member openly calls female student "Hot," touches her and asks her which school she goes to... on Livestream Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1930 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Timesstamps 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:30 What we watched over Easter weekend 00:06:40 Formet planet “Pluto” was discovered in 1930, we goof on the guy who discovered it 00:09:15 Man gropes mall Easter Bunny in Pittsburgh 00:23:40 Trick Daddy is beefing with a sorority who shut down his performance at their national conference 00:34:20: FEMA official who claimed to have teleported to a Waffle House thanks to God now has a new and even worse excuse for why he thinks that 00:38:15 Kids on Easter egg hunt discover the remains of a young child Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Better Help - The World’s largest online therapy platform. Sign up and get 10% off at Betterhelp.com/hardfactor Quo - The #1-rated business phone system on G2 with over 3,000 reviews, built for how modern teams work. Try for free plus 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/hardfactor Hope everyone had a great long weekend, we will be back with fresh news tomorrow but enjoy this Patreon exclusive episode until then. Florida man risks body to protect car in hailstorm Man crashes into Daytona beach plane on runway while high AF Florida man arrested for threatening people with large axe at gas station OnlyFeets Officer forced to resign And much more… Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1930 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:14 Do ice cream drum sticks melt? 00:11:50 Woman gets 14 million for eating a nail in her ice cream 00:19:02 Florida cop ordered into counseling for farting in co-workers face 00:28:03 Everest poisoning insurance scam 00:40:57: The People Win! Hersey’s going back to good Reese’s next year Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1929 - brought to you by https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community! 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:07:35 - Brazilian Cop goes viral for looking Very coked out at press conference after giant drug bust 00:11:51 - Did you know that you can get Jewish Coke that's made with cane sugar during Passover? 00:20:49 - Artemis II Launches back to the moon... and the $23M NASA toilet broke immediately 00:36:07 - Male Enhancement Chocolates busted for being viagra in California Thank you for listening, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1928 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:35 Dan Hurley & the ref he headbutted are best friends?! 00:06:20 Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon, is apparently into bimbofication & wearing big fake boobs?! 00:27:15 Tubleweeds are insane 00:33:20 Chinese ghost drivers and their Uber scam 00:36:40 Wrestler “Krule” gets stabbed by fan, and then the fan gets mauled by 20 wrestlers Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1927 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:27 Wes’ lottery fantasy 00:08:59 Army looking into Helicopter flyby at Kid Rock’s House 00:14:02: JD Vance thinks aliens are demons 00:23:07 Stripper claims military guys are spilling secrets about being deployed to war 00:31:54 Air Canada CEO to retire after English-only condolence furor 00:39:38 Career criminal arrested for third time since winning 160 million dollar powerball Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1926 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Tiger flipped another car and was arrested for suspicion of DUI 00:10:10 Female UFC fighter gets KOed, submitted, and craps her pants within 7 seconds 00:15:00 California man who was arrested for suspicion of DUI is found dead inside police car he crawled into three days after his release 00:22:10 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen in Europe 00:29:20 Delivery bots in Chicago cannot see glass and keep crashing through bus stops 00:33:05 Scientists have confirmed that birds have a fear of googly eyes 00:35:30 RFK Jr admits in diary that he cut off the penis of a dead raccoon in 2001 and kept it 00:40:00 Woman caught by judge driving car in her Zoom court hearing Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1925 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTORhttps://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:40 That really blew up in their face! Italian Anarchists accidentally ignite homemade bomb and the McDonald's Big Arch Fails the Gorske Test 00:26:47 The TSA is finally BACK thanks to a National Emergency for long airport security lines 00:29:07 Arnold's son Joseph Baena is about to compete in professional bodybuilding 00:35:53 ANIMALS: Reacher Exonerated, Punch Eating @ss, Cats Stuck Inside Couches, and Vaping Squirrels Thank you for listening, we love you all! Join out community at https://patreon.com/hardfactor - and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1924 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:40 What happened in 1924 00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club 00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42 00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide 00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls 00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms 00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1923 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Good news, “we’ve won” the war in Iran 00:13:40 Irish Youtuber convicted of killing pregnant girlfriend after GTA live stream alibi fail 00:21:40 Malaysian couple caught having sex in broad daylight at a cemetery 00:25:10 New video game ‘Five Nights at Epstein’s’ is sweeping through schools 00:30:20 Boner Bears Honey recalled for having unlabled Viagra ingredients Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1922 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Father and son both banned from donating sperm 00:17:36: Homeward bound moment with 7 dogs in China 00:23:45 Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend 00:32:23 Tennessee Police Investigating Alleged Assault Involving ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson 00:41:14 2 new insane orca videos Thank you for listening! Go to ⁠https://patreon.com/hardfactor⁠ to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode 1921 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Go to lucy.co/hardfactor for 20% off you first order of 100% pure tobacco-free nicotine pouches and more (21+ only, age verified) 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris 00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report 00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun" 00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now 00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices