Saturday Night Freak Show

Holly finds herself in moral swamp while acting as The Devil's Advocate (1997), with Keanu Reeves as a hotshot attorney fighting for his soul after joining a New York law firm headed by The Devil (Al Pacino). Listen as we question whether lawyers actually have souls to lose, the wisdom of living too close to work, and whether the 21st Century is the Devil's playground on this week's exciting episode? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean chases after a Terminator Cop chasing after a woman who committed the cardinal sin of speeding in R.O.T.O.R. (1987), a movie with a spectacularly awesome poster that catfished unsuspecting video store renters for several decades. Listen as we throw up our hands trying to address the particulars of the plot, characters, or story as the cyborg killer rampages his way across Texas on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Colin embarks on a sweat-soaked rip-roaring rampage of revenge fueled by White Lightning (1973). Burt Reynolds is a moonshine runner named "Gator" MacClusky who gets sent on a mission to entrap a corrupt county sheriff, but he's really aiming to kill him for murdering his brother. Listen as we talk Redneck Cinema, "Hicksploitation" classics, car chases and real stunt work on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michaela befriends a drunken, depressed superhero and tries to help him find his true calling with Hancock (2008), Will Smith's attempt to create an original superhero franchise just as the Marvel machine was getting started. Jason Bateman is a PR guy trying to rehab the hero's soiled image, and Charlize Theron is his wife, who harbors a big secret. Listen as we talk Hancock v Homelander, abrupt tonal shifts, and wonder if super being orgasms can kill on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holly pulls the dirt over her grave herself to make sure she's Dead & Buried (1981) after a visit to the seaside town of Potter's Bluff, where recently dead folks seem to have a strange habit of sticking around, stymying the investigations of a well intentioned but in-over-his-head small town sheriff. Listen as we debate black magic rituals, laud the outstanding fx work of Stan Winston, and mourn the dearth of gas station attendants on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holly survives the Night of the Comet (1984) with a pair of machine gun packing badass Valley Girls after the aforementioned celestial phenomena wipes out all life on earth, save for a few flesh hungry zombies. Listen as we debate the film's cult classic status, the necessity of a shopping montage in a zombie film, and willingly hire ourselves out as script doctors for explosion sequences in this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Colin shotguns 100 giant rats who fed on H.G. Wells' The Food of the Gods (1976). From the 70s cycle of ecological horror movies comes this entry from veteran monstersploitation producer Bert I. Gordon, pitting former child evangelist Marjoe Gortner against giant rats, roosters, wasps, and maggots. Listen as we mourn the rodent actors who were sacrificed for our entertainment on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michaela wonders how long it would take a man to have sex with his domestic housebot if it looked like Megan Fox in Subservience (2024). During his wife's extended hospital stay, awaiting a heart transplant, a blue collar dad buys a seductive fembot to "help out around the house", if you know what we mean. Listen as we wriggle under technological anxiety, wield dubious erasure commands, and hope for a Terminator ending on this week's exciting show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holly returns to an age undreamed of, of loincloths, bare bosoms, swords and sorcery with Deathstalker (1983), a Roger Corman produced Conan the Barbarian ripoff with a musclebound hero out to save a princess and reclaim three magical objects from an evil sorcerer. Listen as we discuss barbarian mating rituals, sock puppet monsters, escort side quests, and literal pig-headed antagonists on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean leaves the main road in the Nevada desert and discovers The Hills Have Eyes (1977), Wes Craven's shocking follow up to Last House on the Left, which locks an American nuclear family in life-or-death combat with an inbred clan of cannibals, inspired by the legend of Sawney Bean. Listen as we talk 70's roughness, parakeet juiceboxes, and name the movie Death Wishbone for its revenge plot involving a German Shepard named Beast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Colin questions the sanity of sociopathic amateur filmmaker Neil Breen with Twisted Pair (2018), a nearly incomprehensible howler that has the meme-worthy director-writer-producer casting himself as a messianic figure, imbued with alien superpowers, who must save the world, and maybe his twin brother, from "programmable virtual reality." Or something. Listen as we question what constitutes a movie and discover something surprising about ourselves on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michaela gets trapped with both insufferable theater artistes and an owl-headed mental patient on the loose with Stagefright (1987), an Italian made attempt at an American-style slasher flick. Listen as we make sure the cat survives, grade the body count splatter effects, imagine a use for a prop 'bang flag' gun, make damn sure we "shoot him right between the eyes," and more on this weekend's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holly digs up the fossil of a pagan snake god and finds herself drawn to The Lair of the White Worm (1988), provocateur director Ken Russell's comic, psychedelic slice of English folk horror, based on a novel by Bram (Dracula) Stoker. Listen as we find Paddington pair Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi in their first on-screen teamup, cast suspicion on English food, find Kate McKinnon's on-screen twin, and more on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean gets trapped in an elevator with the Devil (2010), a twisty supernatural thriller dreamed up by M. Night Shyamalan but directed by the guys who did The Poughkeepsie Tapes and Quarantine. Which one of the five people is the Devil in disguise? Will the dedicated cop be able to figure it out and rescue them on time? Listen as we talk about the touchtone television show The O.C. and debate theology on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Colin tries to figure out who's killing Milan's hottest fashion models in Nothing Underneath (1985), where the Italian giallo meets 80s MTV glitz. A Yellowstone park ranger with a psychic connection to his model twin sister flies to Italy to solve her disappearance. Listen as eat sauceless spaghetti at an Italian Wendy's, play Russian roulette, and learn how to spot a killer on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Although struck color blind by psychological trauma, Michaela gets all hot and bothered by The Color of Night (1994), our late entry into the 90s "erotic thriller" genre. A psychiatrist is murdered, and his psychologist buddy (Bruce Willis) tries to figure out which one of his group therapy patients did it, while becoming involved in a torrid affair with a mysterious femme fatale. Listen as we explore the origins of sexy movies and one that caused a heart attack on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Holly unleashes The Fury (1978), director Brian De Palma's follow up to Carrie, which features two telekinetic teenagers for the price of one. Golden Age star Kirk Douglas is in a spy movie, trying to rescue his abducted psychic son, while Amy Irving is a girl with a psychic connection to him. Listen as we crack wise about throbbing veins, forgetting location of the Playboy Mansion in Chicago, and then we explode! Cut to credits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sean finds that the worst giant blood-sucking bugs come from space with Mosquito (1994), in which oversized insects swarm a Michigan campground, forcing a scientist, a college couple, a park ranger, and a trio of bank robbers to team up to fight the deadly menace. Listen as we marvel at shoestring practical makeup and creature effects, watch eyeballs and butt cheeks get poked by proboscises, and shotgun a swarm of mutant bugs on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Colin hits the skeevy underbelly of LA in pursuit of cinema's craziest, scariest, most sadistic psycho pimp with the Vice Squad (1982), with the late, great Wings Hauser at his demented best as Ramrod, who spends the night hunting down the call girl (Season Hubley) who set him up. Listen as we spend time learning about pimp sticks, sugar pimps, toe suckers, and profess a surprising love of sleazy movies on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Michaela can't determine if the products she dreams of owning are because she wants them or because they were subliminally implanted by the advertisements in Looker (1981), in which a plastic surgeon investigates the deaths of his beautiful models and uncovers a corporate conspiracy. Listen as we ask for answers to basic questions, witness the greatest fall onto a car roof in movie history, and lick our debit cards on this week's exciting episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.