Boars, Gore, and Swords

Pilot. The lads head over to Tim Cook’s house to see what they’re putting Taron Egerton up to this year, and the big Apple managed to snag Jurnee Smollett as well??? Red & Ivan didn’t start the fire, but they did watch several beautifully filmed infernos in Apple TV+’s Smoke. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Take Me Home. The MCU once took a worthless IP and through the power of Robert Downey Jr. made Iron Man the biggest superhero on the planet. Can they do the same with its even more worthless spinoff?? Red & Ivan put on Nina Simone singing “Sinnerman” and contemplate Disney+’s Ironheart. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Don’t Tell Dad. Television is dead, but can one unkillable cable network bring it back?. Red & Ivan hop flaming out of the Firebox 5000, throw on their tuxes, and talk SyFy’s Revival. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Baltimore Changes Everything. When you’re trying to get as far away from Star Wars as possible, you create a grimy period piece in 70s Arizona. Red & Ivan pop open some Tabs, slam an 8 track into the dash, and talk HBO Max’s Duster. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Episode 1. What happens when you take a Dutch detective series and run it through Scotland and Netflix? You get cops and some side characters with red hair. Red & Ivan pop open some hospital beers and talk Netflix’s Dept Q. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Season 2. The lads are caught monologuing and Luthen’s left them both behind. Red & Ivan talk the entirety of one of the best tv shows Disney+ has made: Andor. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

FreeCommerce & Eye Contact. . Ivan’s internal monologue has manifested a robot/human hybrid and their name is Murderbot. Red & Ivan discuss a completely unrelatable character: someone who hates working and loves watching TV, Apple TV+’s Murderbot. Also read Martha Wells’ Murderbot books they’re great. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Stick or Twist. London gangsters finally get the treatment they deserve: specifically one that started as a Ray Donavan prequel? That can’t be right. Red & Ivan grab their two phones (shared) to talk Paramount+’s MobLand. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

7:00 A.M. As a former Westworld podcast, the pod is honor bound to do at least one episode on every Michael Crichton show, OFFICIAL OR UNOFFICIAL. Red & Ivan cover their eyes and cower in fear and disgust for HBO’s The Pitt. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

One Year Later / Sagrona Teema. YET ANOTHER 2022 show returns in 2025, this time with Space’s finest Latinos. Red & Ivan slam their Tie Avenger into the walls of the enemy base while talking Disney+’s Andor. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The Promotion. 26 years after premiering in Freaks and Geeks, Ken Miller has somehow become a Hollywood tastemaker and someone who believably plays an Executive. Red & Ivan both swear to sell out Scorcese if it gives them a chance in Apple TV+’s The Studio. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Emissary. After being forced to watch the entire second season of Severance, Ivan steers the podcast through a wormhole and lose all sense of linear time. Red & Ivan place their Latinum bars safely in a duffle bag and head to the promenade to talk Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Cold Harbor. Finally we get a look at what a finale looks like after 3 years, a strike, and a network bleeding one billion dollars anually. Red & Ivan head to the birthing cabin to talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

The After Hours. Two episodes left! An ideal time for Mark to sideline himself for an entire episode. I wasn’t curious what he was thinking anyway. Red & Ivan get in the back of a car belonging to a nice man who’d broken into their home and talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Sweet Vitriol. With three episodes left ol’ Benny Stills gives the people what they want: an extreme digression that barely touches the main story line, yet is still incredibly short! Red & Ivan huff some Steamboat Willy and talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Chikhai Bardo. We FLASH BACK to Dichen Lachman in Dollhouse, and we get the 4th meet cute for Mark. Red & Ivan stand toe-to-toe in an elevator talking Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Attila. It’s been about 40 minutes for Helly R. and 3 years for us. Red & Ivan stand toe-to-toe in an elevator talking Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Trojan’s Horse. It’s been about 40 minutes for Helly R. and 3 years for us. Red & Ivan stand toe-to-toe in an elevator talking Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall’s podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or via RSS As always: patreon.com/boarsgoreswords@boarsgoreswordsfacebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords