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Opening Credits
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Chapter 1 warning and welcome
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Chapter 2 pyramids and human schools
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Chapter 3 child no more
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Chapter 4 my fate gets decided offstage
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Chapter 5 on the rise at the pole
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Chapter 6 how that world ended
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Chapter 7 the first time christmas was sold
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Chapter 8 killing my career to live
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Chapter 9 elf in orange county
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Chapter 10 the long arm of forgiveness
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Chapter 11 the heir with the long hair
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Chapter 12 santa's bon voyage
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Chapter 13 some things about the man who retired
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Chapter 14 fresh orange juice for houseguests
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Chapter 15 the news from the north
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Chapter 16 the creepy santa
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Chapter 17 california blues
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Chapter 18 home for christmas
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Chapter 19 thinking with my car and my phone
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Chapter 20 meet the new santa again
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Chapter 21 the real problem at home, the real elves
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Chapter 22 clearing the calendar
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Chapter 23 for sale, again
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Chapter 24 next terrible steps
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Chapter 25 elf village in flames
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Chapter 26 investors say do more with less
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Chapter 27 the reign of the mad santa
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Chapter 28 it gets worse
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Chapter 29 action in exile
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Chapter 30 ignominious victory
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Chapter 31 the arrival of the nameless distributor
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Chapter 32 the early 2011s
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Chapter 33 the mascot
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Chapter 34 the new and approved santa
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Chapter 35 santa's toenails
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Chapter 36 negotiating terms
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Chapter 37 hey sis
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Chapter 38 the other center
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Chapter 39 the last days of 2011
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Chapter 40 in transit 2012
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Chapter 41 meanwhile in monaco
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Chapter 42 jackie dies
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Chapter 43 the airport forest
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Chapter 44 the pole of inaccessibility
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Chapter 45 the christmas conspiracy
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Chapter 46 the details
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Chapter 47 you can never go home again, except for business
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Chapter 48 negotiations and love songs
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Chapter 49 how i set up santa
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Chapter 50 elves underground
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Chapter 51 the night before that christmas
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Chapter 52 inaugurations and funerals
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Chapter 53 friends are the ones to worry about
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Chapter 54 arfgill's last work detail
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Chapter 55 my trial
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Chapter 56 inmate mentality
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Chapter 57 my escape
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Chapter 58 the pole of inaccessibility
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Chapter 59 the last ornament
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Ending Credits
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