
Uncle John Goes to Washington
John A. Russo
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
“One zombie. One mission. One bite at Capitol Hill.”
Uncle John Goes to Washington
By John A. Russo
They tried to bury him. Now he’s back—and running for Congress.
In a world teetering on the brink of political absurdity and social unrest, one unexpected candidate steps into the spotlight: Uncle John—a resurrected zombie with a heart of gold, a brain that still works (mostly), and a mission to make democracy undead again.
When Uncle John regains his ability to speak, he doesn’t just rejoin society—he shakes it to its core. From viral town hall videos to a Capitol Hill campaign filled with conspiracy, corruption, and supernatural sabotage, John’s journey is both hilarious and harrowing. With a ragtag team of allies—including a vampire bodyguard, a hacker prodigy, and a PR strategist with nerves of steel—he sets out to prove that justice isn’t just for the living.
But powerful enemies want him silenced. And they’re not above unleashing dark science, dirty politics, and the undead elite to stop him.
A razor-sharp political satire packed with suspense, wit, and surprisingly heartfelt moments, Uncle John Goes to Washington delivers a bold message wrapped in brains, ballots, and bite.
Duration - 3h 25m.
Author - John A. Russo.
Narrator - Digital Voice Roland Rodriguez E.
Published Date - Thursday, 23 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 John A. Russo ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
John A. Russo
Digital Voice Roland Rodriguez E
Burning Bulb Publishing
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Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. “One zombie. One mission. One bite at Capitol Hill.” Uncle John Goes to Washington By John A. Russo They tried to bury him. Now he’s back—and running for Congress. In a world teetering on the brink of political absurdity and social unrest, one unexpected candidate steps into the spotlight: Uncle John—a resurrected zombie with a heart of gold, a brain that still works (mostly), and a mission to make democracy undead again. When Uncle John regains his ability to speak, he doesn’t just rejoin society—he shakes it to its core. From viral town hall videos to a Capitol Hill campaign filled with conspiracy, corruption, and supernatural sabotage, John’s journey is both hilarious and harrowing. With a ragtag team of allies—including a vampire bodyguard, a hacker prodigy, and a PR strategist with nerves of steel—he sets out to prove that justice isn’t just for the living. But powerful enemies want him silenced. And they’re not above unleashing dark science, dirty politics, and the undead elite to stop him. A razor-sharp political satire packed with suspense, wit, and surprisingly heartfelt moments, Uncle John Goes to Washington delivers a bold message wrapped in brains, ballots, and bite. Duration - 3h 25m. Author - John A. Russo. Narrator - Digital Voice Roland Rodriguez E. Published Date - Thursday, 23 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 John A. Russo ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:43
Chapter One: Resurrection Politics
Duration:00:09:24
Chapter Two: Rotten at the Top
Duration:00:07:11
Chapter Three: Undead Approval Ratings
Duration:00:09:54
Chapter Four: The Hunting Party
Duration:00:08:50
Chapter Five: The Vampire Comes Out
Duration:00:19:00
Chapter Six: President Drump at C-Pap
Duration:00:19:13
Chapter Seven: An Offer of Blood
Duration:00:10:59
Chapter Eight: FLSH Storm
Duration:00:13:00
Chapter Nine: Drump’s Bitcoin Dinner
Duration:00:05:31
Chapter Ten: The Assassination
Duration:00:04:43
Chapter Eleven: The Shit Hits the Fan
Duration:00:04:26
Chapter Twelve: Prejudicing the Jury Pool
Duration:00:15:45
Chapter Thirteen: The Trial Gets Underway
Duration:00:17:32
Chapter Fourteen: Red Hats and Redder Faces
Duration:00:08:43
Chapter Fifteen: Panic at the Polls
Duration:00:03:52
Chapter Sixteen: Grave Expectations
Duration:00:04:46
Chapter Seventeen: The Corpse on Capitol Hill
Duration:00:04:42
Chapter Eighteen: Brains, Bills, and Betrayal
Duration:00:04:23
Chapter Nineteen: The Undead Underground
Duration:00:03:19
Chapter Twenty: Storming the Lab
Duration:00:05:20
Chapter Twenty-One: The House of Shrieks
Duration:00:04:27
Chapter Twenty-Two: Black Bags and Bone Files
Duration:00:03:32
Chapter Twenty-Three: The Resurrection Rebellion
Duration:00:03:14
Chapter Twenty-Four: A momentous Debate
Duration:00:03:46
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Midnight Coup
Duration:00:02:58
Chapter Twenty-Six: March of the Mourning
Duration:00:03:00
Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Final Gavel
Duration:00:03:00