
The Morning Stream
Frogpants
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Location:
Eagle Mountain, UT
Networks:
Frogpants
Description:
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Twitter:
@morningstream
Language:
English
Contact:
801-770-4244
Website:
http://frogpants.com/
Episodes
TMS 2884: Eating Pennies
9/10/2025
I Don't Like Your Efficiencieeeeeeeeeees! The K Hoss. Hover Over the Sheets. A quick IN n Out with Kim. Pull off your pants and rub some dirt in it. Bladder Infection for You. Chic-Fil- Auctioneer. Can't stop thinking about Dick in a Box. West'em? Hardly even know 'em! Old men lacking self awareness. 50 Burger Terms in One Sentence. Get Free Shit. It's Just That Simple. An Insufficiency of CowBell. You Gotta Slow Down (slow down) Sweet Burger Server. The air is thin at Apple with Tom Merritt.
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Duration:01:00:22
TMS 2883: Hole Milk
9/9/2025
Blueberry Bacon. Yo soy Groot! Is it too early for 18000 waters? Did you ever lose your favorite Sean Connery quote? Solving the Wendy Malik Mystery. I like bad monkeeeeeeeeey! What rhymes with cheese sandwich? Chewie's Bits. Sluggish Doorbell Prankster. This Star Wars game is the Hoth-ness. Tktktktktk. Do It On The Nines. Lotsa Little Bummer Games. Sending a Labor of Love for Todd. Stop dragging your weiner around with Dan Dan the Tabletop Man.
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Duration:01:02:31
TMS 2882: Kathleen Turner Overdrive
9/8/2025
I Don't Like Brain Bleeeeeeeeeds! Star Trektember the Eighth. Roasty fun. Grizzle in my Spizzle. Less of a Biff, More of a Tumble. Ribbed by Brian for your pleasure. Sherlock, Knick Knack, give the dog a bone. Using the whole timer with Brian Dunaway. Day Z, it's so stupid. Hey Bright Bobby, Bam A Lam! Be Here, or Be Dumb. Just confirmed, you are in fact a Bozo. Hot mess TMS. Adam Sandlerberg. Report card bankruptcy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:06:09
TMS 2881: Smells Like Lex
9/4/2025
Spirit in the Sky on a Horse with No Name. Tubi or not Tubi. Office hours are never to never. Keep your friends close and your Swiffer closer. This Airplane Runs MacOS, No Windows. He had a bottle that just wouldn't quit. Baguette Terminal Velocity. Third Bleeding Nipple. Where's the thing to pause the deal!? You are not allowed where the magic happens! Nothing not fun. Does Scott Like Fury Road cos I like really wanted to know. Quiz. Pub Crawl. Potay-to. Potah-to. 24 missiles from the 41st floor. M-m-m-my Anhedonia with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:16:44
TMS 2880: Bakery Butcher
9/3/2025
Meat juice. TMS Is Filmed in Front of a Live Scrolling Chatroom. Lord Kroger. Big Ol' Fat TueWednesday. I Don't Like Spiced Processed Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat! Hoarding trash. From Hell's Heart I Wipe Your HD! Serial Butcher. Dexter Baker. Why not Travis. What does Danny Devito smell like, cause like Scott wants to know. These Are Not The Soups You're Looking For. Cans of Barely Fruit. That trash'll keep. The Tale of Google with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:33:44
TMS 2879: Meaty or Logical
9/2/2025
Shark Hootery. Karen Adjacent. Sausage Morning Dog. Park silly, booze for the kids. Everywhere a Subaru. Bloody Marygaritas. Christopher Lloyd Squared. Everything is pickled. Hard breathing at World Market. Decompress Your Tongue. What Is Epoxy? Lose Your Hootie. String dignity. Reading in binary with Amy. Don't Chase A Duck With A Stick and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:08:53
TMS 2878: California Sober
8/28/2025
Pooperware. I have a title. It's a title. Doing accidental math. Dirty Sanchez Productions. Dickhouse? Dickhouse! Beethoven's unfinished Vader's March. ProtoKaren. Please don't use your phone. I want townships and prefectures! Irish Pickles. Shittin in a ziplock. Baklava not baklava. Skibidi Toilet of the Day. You'll have NO burroughs, NO parishes, and NO Lt. Yar! What the hell is a no eat bacon day and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:07:38
TMS 2877: Nerbidy Tobidics
8/27/2025
Mike Hunt's Pizza. You won't notice the chunking! Pulling A 48 Hour Johnson. Cashin' my Johnny Paycheck. AND YOU CAN'T READ RICE!!!! Tony Conan Doyle. Your slang is weird Toronto. Gosh Darn Dude. Quabble is the Gulltimate Word. Little, Yellow, And Different. 1984 is a short book, but feels long living through it. G.R.R Martin. The Morning Stream Kimchi Dogs. The Piven Scream. Room to Wiggle with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:04:10
TMS 2876: Skibidi Tradcasters
8/26/2025
The Ham And Cheese Of Superpowers. Dial up predators. Lil Pink, tonight only at Red Robin. Jenna, The Vegan Predator. Pulling Harry Kim out of your Ass. Super moustache hiding ability. Beef heavy blaze. Carbonated donuts. Gun-pervious. Throwing the S. 55 Rollercoasters, Zero Puke. I Don't Like Tainted Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeat! Back in my day Superman was called Gladiator! I'll Take The Soup. How Dumb are We? with TVs Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:03:55
TMS 2875: Great balls of meat
8/25/2025
Sip of Pencil Shavings. Brian puts the NO in Onion Volcano. Post Malort. How about a Boober? Keep your skibidi trad wife out of my dictionary. Dark Phoenix Pantload. Party's Official if Barry Shows Up. Patties caramelizing and onions going. A case of the Yips with Brian Dunaway. Why don't you have sex with a Snork if you love them so much? Nepo Money. I don't like skibideeeeeeeeeee. Shrimp Tasted Positive. Brian's patties. Time Traveling Snobs with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:02:34
TMS 2874: Errant alligator
8/21/2025
Say Pie to your Mother for me. No Gagging On Air. Wilhelm Ow! Sweet Bird of Tooth. The wet blanket of authority. Scott Hit The Sleep Corner. My Nuts! My Nuts! Goobidigah! Boney-Head Lizard-Face. Richard Chicken. Hokey Pokey Picture Sharing. Tasting 5 Soccer Moms In A Minivan. Great Nachos And Suspect Bathrooms. Brand New Cherry Pie Issue. Freebasing cinnamon with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:08:13
TMS 2873: Bloody Margarita
8/20/2025
Gotye - a band I used to know! You'll get NO Parsecs, NO Jiggly Watts, and NO LT. WARP! Da Tadpool Do what Da Tadpool Do. I Like Fresh Coffee BEEEEEEEEEANS! Nobody cares about Chumbawumba, nobody cares! Nerdfasion on the Rocks. Parsecs are real to me, dammit. Gold Pressed Flatinum. The dudes are chickenshits! Looks like he could find a spider in the Outback! Zest Sprinklage. As the drink goes down I eat the bacon. Mark Watney's Red Barrel. Defining Boujee Levels. Fred Durst Face and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:05:03
TMS 2872: Real World Smithers
8/19/2025
Sawed off shartguns. Churro Charo. Gavin McCloud of the Clan McCloud! Baby you can paint my Car. TMS Killed the Radio Star. Isn't that a Wal-Mart greeter behind those Foster Grants? The Love Boat is a very nice boat where we can get together. Robert Urich did Something. Florence Pugh The Machine Henderson. Warty Wabbits. Ripping the skin off an online person. G is for Uulpip. Famil'y Guy Featuring Scrappy-Stew. Full Fingers, Full Hands, Full Heart. Shiny Metal Asses with Bill.
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Duration:01:06:42
TMS 2871: We blame Ken Jonnings
8/18/2025
Bill Boner works hard for you! Still Wrapped In Plastic. If you like Nobody, you'll like more Nobody. A Big Cup O' Nothin' w Brian Dunaway. Gerard Butler Felt Right. Fletcher Delay. Agent of Choas! Olympic Conversational List Avoidance. Just back away fastly. No Bot Ba-doo Ba-Dop. A Patrick Swayze kind of mood. Beige Future. One more question about Sri Lanka. Michael Two Sauce. Caffeine for pooping. You Can't eat RICE, with nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:09:14
TMS 2870: Ice Booby Cream
8/14/2025
Mexican Hawaiian Shirt. Scamming the Scammer. The Gamification of Uber! Isn't all Milk Breast Milk? The Morality of a Bagel. Matt Instruction Manual. Uber chicken. I don't like Kleptocracyyyyyyyyyyy!! Time Traveling Glitch. Cinnamon tools. 100% that bitch. You get NO WILLYS and NO DILLYS and no lt yarr! You only live once. Buzzhands. Lesbians in Subarus with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:03:38
TMS 2869: GoKickMe
8/13/2025
Major Groot. Remains of the Dog. Sanctity of the Moviegoing Experience. Name Something I've Spoiled You Can't. Lost me at the Screw. Licking the Spoiler Button. Where Is Aaron Heading? You Know He's Got Talent! Ya ever see E-Paper?? With Tom. Oh what's in the dumb box? Doctor Odyssey Crossword Noise. Your Minors are Too Major.Wherever You Keep Your Korg. Some Watery Bint rifting dimensions is no basIs for stable government. Madisynn. She's actually Clare Galaga and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:03:49
TMS 2868: Notoriously Dead
8/12/2025
It was written for us, ya Buttholes! The Artist Formerly Known As A Free Baller. Rec-hair-mentals with Brian. THE WORST MOVIE I EVER SEE. Shard of Guitar. Being dead helps. Popped Out On A Segway. It needs some real ass vocals and reverb. ONLY a half million dollars. Went Full Banana. Still dong. Isn't there a townscaping game called town something? I like grinding my bean. POV: You're Using POV Wrong! Check Your Acorns with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:05:13
TMS 2867: Chonky Trash Pandas
8/11/2025
The Art of Nintendo Power. Tusken Walrus. Dat's a SPICY birdseed! Old Yeller goes in the blue bin. Isn't there a bleep called bleep something. Fumble Fingered Twitchy Boy. Scientific American't. Gorgon is alive. Button-Down Miles Morales. Boo BeVille vs Fanny Love. Non-Reproducing Cryptobros. Drinking All Day and Making Mexico Pay for It. I dream of silver women. Packed with crap, just like my colon with Brian Dunaway. Screw You, Worm, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:03:21
TMS 2866: Gently Euthenized
8/7/2025
The old gray mare don't taste like it used to. Black Lotus Shampoo. I'm Pro Crastinating. Yokel Adjacent. A Pet Is For Life, Not For Dinner. More ceiling = less head. Two Ns In My Anus. All Marmaduke all the time. Otaku Flame. Touching The Fuzzy. Hold that lav in your hand like nature intended. Your Hamsters, Your Gerbils, Your Teeming Masses. M stands for mandelbrot? Beast on the streets, brilliant in the heat. Nonsense generators with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:03:46
TMS 2865: Vicious Licking
8/6/2025
Half-Asses now with Impending Doom. Flippin' through bikini ladies. No Nipple Wednesday. Barkalona. Mormon Atlantis. MCU's No-Hair Larry. ObsBot badu-badop. Pull it out and you're all ready to go for your next round. Flinging Open the Zion Curtain. My grandson gave me syphillis! Cranking Techno. Bat-wingy Ball-State. With Or Without Jokers? Sudden Life w/ Brian Dunaway. Fubo FUBAR with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:04:02