The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt go deep talking about Joey's surgery getting canceled last minute, his recent health scare, why Joey hates pain so much and more. SHOW NOTES: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $100 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/

The triumphant return of Ari Shaffir to The Church of What's Happening Now for a special 420 episode! Ari and Joey are their usual wild selves talking getting Joe Rogan drunk on stage, their shared love of torturing people, and battling as a comedian. Show Notes Order a bouquet of roses & get another bouquet free @ http://1800Flowers.com/JOEY Support the show and get 20% off your first Lucy order with code CHURCH at https://www.lucy.co/CHURCH

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about what the podcast means to them, Joey's recent trip to Austin to surprise Joe Rogan at The Mothership and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold & get your 3rd month FREE when you use promo code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/

Find out what she did! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by comedian Natalie Cuomo to talk about their mental health problems (Lee diagnoses Joey), the best ways to mess with people and so much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod

The legend, the soldier of the year, the North Bergen legend Danny B joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in person for the first time after multiple virtual visits during the LA years. They talk about Joey's recent obsession with Grand Theft Auto, why they are both thankful for their crazy upbringing, why the police being called didn't used to be a bad thing and so much more. SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠ Head to ⁠http://tryfum.com/CHURCH ⁠to get your free gift with purchase & start The Good Habit Today!

Former UFC fighter, Alberto Crane rejoins The Church for the first time in New Jersey to talk UFC, the positive side of a MS diagnosis, his new book, "All In" and to catch up with Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. SHOW NOTES Head to http://tryfum.com/CHURCH to get your free gift with purchase & start The Good Habit Today! Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JOEY & use code JOEY to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com

Coco is back baby! Joey Diaz talks with Lee Syatt about how it feels being Coco again and what the difference between Joey and Coco is. Joey and Lee also talk gambling misfortune, getting set up by his neighbor the undercover DEA agent and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at ⁠https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ⁠

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their amazing black jack night in Tampa, why 50 year old and up divorcee's are so freaky, the skin tag lady and much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at ⁠https://inda.shop/CHURCH⁠ #indacloudpod Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ ⁠http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY⁠

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are back and they have a lot to talk about. Joey has rules for his neighborhood, and if you break those rules....there are consequences. Joey tells Lee about his experience performing on the Roast of New Jersey, the only time Joey got a drink thrown in his face and more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt are joined by John and Joe Barone. John was Joey's teacher and basketball coach and Joe was also an athlete and pharmacist. The three men talk about how the teachers were some of the best and the kids loved them, some of them were also criminals. They also talk chicken factories, locks being thrown at cars and much more. SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at ⁠https://inda.shop/CHURCH⁠ #indacloudpod Get 25% off your first order of MASA Chips with code JOEY @ ⁠http://MASACHIPS.com/JOEY⁠

Livin' like doctors! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about their trip to Atlanta, puking on private jets, what changed Joey's entire outlook on touring, why being vulnerable on podcasts is so important to them and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ

Don't do it! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Joey's favorite show in 5 years, what's keeping Joey young (not just the peptides), the joys of revenge and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ ⁠https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps⁠ Join the No Hangover Club & get 30% off your order of Nowadays at ⁠http://trynowadays.com/DIAZ

The only thing that money can't buy, is time. This week on The Church Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk about how important time is, wasting time, and focusing on what really matters. Joey and Lee also talk about Lee getting stranded in Chicago, why being alone is so awesome and much more! SHOW NOTES If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE from Joey's basement. The duo discuss what they would each be like as a security guard, why Joey never taught a stand up class, and Lee makes a confession to Joey about the end of their time in LA. SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & turn $5 into $300 in Bonus Bets when you press in code JOEY @ ⁠https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps⁠ Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ ⁠http://BlueChew.com/⁠

Nothing happens on the couch has been replaced and updated for 2026. Joey tells Lee why a comic union won't work, Joey talks about something he tries to never talk about, Lee and Joey look back at The Church's legacy and much more! SHOW NOTES Support the show & support your mental health. Sign up & get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIAZ

Happy New Year from Joey and Lee! Joey talks motivation in the new year, the reason he stays out of prison, and much more! SHOW NOTES Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now & press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/CHURCH

Joey Diaz and Le Syatt are joined by Becky comedy to talk about Lee's wedding and it's questionable food options, what comprimising means to Joey after 25 years married, and the unbelieveably true story of how Joey nearly died last week while visiting Miami. SHOW NOTES Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For a limited time, get 20% off your entire order with code CHURCH at http://Bubsnaturals.com If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod Take advantage of Ridge's Biggest Sale of the Year & GET UP TO 47% OFF by going to https://www.Ridge.com/CHURCH #Ridgepod #sponsored #ad

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah from Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt! Joey and Lee talk about the power of memories, Joey's beef with Dave Portnoy, why Joey decided the typical 9-5 wasn't the life he wanted and much more! SHOW NOTES Get 15% off your first Bioma order with code JOEY at https://gobioma.com/church Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Download the DraftKings Pick6 app now & press in code JOEY @ https://www.draftkings.com/mobileapps

Boom! We're back for another exciting week on The Church! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt talk Lee's big mistake coming back from San Diego, why Joey Diaz won't perform at The Comedy Store again, the psychology of torturing someone until they begin to torture themselves. SHOW NOTES Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold w/ code JOEY @ http://BlueChew.com/ Support the show & save up to $600 on a Hydrow Rower with code DIAZ at http://hydrow.com/ If you're 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @ IndaCloud with code CHURCH at https://inda.shop/CHURCH #indacloudpod

You read that correctly! Diddy hit up Madflavor! Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt break down why Joey never responded, Joey also talks starting the year in the hospital and ending it at his show in Virginia and why it meant so much to him, Joey's thoughts on Netflix buying HBO, why Joey misses getting chased and much more! Show Notes: Get 15% off your first Bioma order with code JOEY at https://gobioma.com/church F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code CHURCH15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/CHURCH15 For a limited time, our listeners get 60% off FOR LIFE AND 2 Free Gifts at Mars Men when you use code JOEY at http://mengotomars.com/