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LuAnna: The Podcast

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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your...

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United Kingdom

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Comedy

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Global Radio

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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com

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English


Episodes
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster

4/15/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a listener accidentally covers her cat in poo, there’s a rant about kids’ clothes laundry, the girls celebrate the genius of a takeaway “chaser”, there's a bin full of old birthing pads, a missing belly button, an American toilet disaster involving a shit-filled clothes rail, and a confession so grim it leaves everyone speechless. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:29:35

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"Leave the Moon alone!'

4/12/2026
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Lu kicks off with a full-scale rant about airport parkers near Stansted, the girls chat sunshine and school holidays, and Anna shares a moving tribute to her friend Mel Schilling and the life lesson she took from her. Plus, Crumble gets his moment as the cutest dog alive, we're trying to get Celine Dion tickets in Paris, a listener asks about healing after birth trauma, we're chatting Kanye’s Wireless cancellation, Artemis ii, and Weirdo of the Week goes to a listener using the smell of her own arse to lure her puppy back indoors. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:19:15

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts

4/8/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a glassblowing lift-share is ruined by the wrong Luanna episode auto-playing at the worst possible moment, the team get into a ridiculous row about sugar, Diet Coke and who’s allowed to judge what, we chat petty bath-mat messaging, fantasy death row meals, cryptic crossword rage and a gang of dental nurses treating one surgery like a secret fart bunker. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:27:58

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'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'

4/5/2026
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: We love a hymn, why Easter might actually beat Christmas, Anna has another interesting massage, Lu brings an air fryer banana breakfast reco, and a beach encounter story ends in total humiliation. Plus, a listener writes in with a relationship dilemma full of lies, deleted messages and crossed boundaries, teens would rather ask AI about periods than talk to their dads, and the girls are absolutely horrified by a dog with a taste for yeasty belly buttons. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:11:03

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks

4/1/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a Grandad gets smacked in the face with a very adult toy, supermarket car park snack people are celebrated, husbands are punished with unplugged keyboards and abandoned grocery deliveries, and the episode ends with a drunken balcony diarrhoea disaster and a rain-soaked mix-up with the wrong dead cat. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:34:15

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'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'

3/29/2026
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: A tangent about languages, bilingual kids and why speaking only English suddenly feels a bit embarrassing, Lu's decorators strike again, Imo's stalking Gordon Ramsay, and Anna's into history. Plus, an iPad confession, a listener writes in completely broken by solo parenting and burnout, MPs reject an under-16s social media ban, and the girls get extremely passionate about surprise nighttime poos. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:30:46

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.

3/25/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a homemade porn discovery, ruining a husband’s coffee, Anna gets hooked on Among Us while pretending it’s “not appropriate”, a moon cup disaster, a fizzy pop tangent and we find out what Operation Roar is. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:31:33

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'Never has chlamydia felt so good'

3/22/2026
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The girls reminisce about the feral glory days of clubbing, a family lunch descends into diarrhoea songs, there's a fake birthday for Enzo, a near A&E trip after a trip to the park, and a friend's terrifying cancer diagnosis turns out to be not quite so. Plus, Gen Z boys are worryingly getting more traditional about gender roles, a miracle baby is born from a transplanted womb, and the Weirdo of the Week contenders include a sentimental birth blood splatter and a woman who tidies her house in case she gets murdered. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:16:15

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana

3/18/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: a gorgeous first-kiss love story 20 years in the making, nail varnish in someone’s nachos, another bin story involving a £500 dress, banging a donkey and an absolutely unhinged confession about accidentally eating Nana’s ashes. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:36:20

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EXTRA HOT: What Louis Theroux’s Manosphere LEFT OUT!

3/17/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it. On this episode, Anna and Lu get real about Louis Theroux's shocking new Netflix documentary Inside the Manosphere. We chat the realities of a world influenced by a sinister algorithm, Anna's surprising connection to the world of the manosphere and what we can do to protect young boys (and girls). Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:36:45

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"I'm celebrating that he's died"

3/15/2026
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: The girls record from Global HQ, Lu is back from Dubai and gives a candid update, we get into the chaos of media narratives, a juicy listener dilemma involving a fresh divorce and a very flirty female best friend, and the recco secco serves up a tv show, a drink and a powerful memoir. Plus, Ian Huntley is dead, a woman in Thailand is happily dating identical twins (do they have identical todgers?), and don't give Lu water in a can. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:13:17

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Stretch and Seal, Swearing in front of Grandma & a Dental Nurse Confession

3/11/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: Savage petty revenge, a child rolling around in human ashes, sweary kids exposing their parents, a properly creepy ghost story, and two outrageous confessions involving a mystery workplace poo and a 14-year fake obsession with penguins. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:22:23

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'He left his wife for his own mother!'

3/8/2026
**Please note this episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East. BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Anna shares that the finish line for the “granny pad” reno is finally in sight, Lu suffers a deeply humiliating barre-class queef, and we hear about a traumatic colonic experience. Plus, kids are officially “dumber” than their parents, a man leaves his wife for his biological mother and robes are under the spotlight yet again in the Weirdo of the Weeeheeeeeeek(ah). GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:58:03

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist

3/4/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. NOTE: This episode was recorded prior to the recent conflict in the Middle East On this week’s Totally Extra: A mum and son getting far too intimate, two petty pollys involving dirty pants and a toolbox, an international wedding dilemma, stolen brown jeans, and a sadistic player of the Sims. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:24:50

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'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'

3/1/2026
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: Two WiFi engineers get into an actual barney in Lu’s Dubai house, bins are back in the chat (to Bec's disdain), Katherine Ryan’s facelift has Lu eyeing up York for a little “preventative tweak”, and a devastating update on Enzo’s fish… RIP Six Seven 🐟💔. Plus, a chaotic bedroom story, a truly heartbreaking dilemma from a listener who caught her husband cheating, again, via FaceTime, if there should be consequences for cheating outside a relationship, fake maternity fraud and a rant on airport queues. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:31:24

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TOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate

2/25/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: Theatre etiquette, binfluencing is taking off, an ode to the facebook group, an avocado cutter a few days too late, an angry pirate & a bad bad bad first kiss. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:27:47

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EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!

2/23/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! Welcome to Luanna: EXTRA HOT, an extra bonus sprinkling of Luanna dropping as and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it. On this first episode, the girls gather for an emergency episode as the news broke that the Former Prince Andrew has been arrested, and absolutely everyone has an opinion. This is one of those 'where were you when you heard?' moments. We chat what the arrest actually means, the King's icy statement, and how this could change the royal family forever. The girls unpack public anger, power, privilege, conspiracy theories, Epstein rabbit holes, and why people are officially fed up with the untouchable staying untouched. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:29:00

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'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'

2/22/2026
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it. On this week’s LuAnna: leap years are officially cancelled, Anna reveals her intense encounter with broadcasting royalty Sir Trevor McDonald (including future death-post planning), and Lu is forced into a full financial intervention after Andrew discovers her spending. Plus, an update on a listener navigating family wedding dilemma, an honest chat about the realities of step-parenting and blended families, the most disgusting period-sex story we’ve ever heard involving a tampon, and a glass of mead, and we're chatting a negative child tax and another man who's put a bomb up his bottom. GRAB YOUR TICKETS FOR THE BIG PARTY AT EVERYTHINGLUANNA.COM Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our brand new number 075 215 64640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:01:21:28

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TOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue

2/18/2026
BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it! It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more. On this week’s Totally Extra: Getting a scouring pad for Christmas, being called into the Head's office cause your daughter's been singing about p*ssies, Doo Wop & Data, a hideous first kiss & finding out your family's been liking interesting things on Instagram. Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@everythingluanna.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on our NEW NUMBER: 07521564640 Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Duration:00:22:02

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Introducing: Up To Speed

2/17/2026
Lufanians, if you love gossip, scandal and rivalries - we’ve got a podcast we think you’ll love! Step inside sport’s greatest soap opera, Formula One, with a brand-new podcast Up To Speed. Hosted by Drive to Survive star Will Buxton, racing driver-turned-broadcaster Naomi Schiff, 13-time Grand Prix winner David Coulthard, and F1 content creator Jolie Sharpe. Expect razor-sharp reaction, behind-the-scenes insight, blockbuster interviews and answers to the questions you’ve always wanted to ask! With their deep knowledge, expert analysis and infectious love for racing, Will, Naomi, DC & Jolie dive into the stories that matter - on and off the track. It’s fast-paced, unfiltered and full of the gossip that keeps the paddock buzzing. They’ll react to the weekend's race drama every Monday. On Thursday they’ll deep dive into the biggest stories of the week. Watch and listen to episode 1 now on Global Player, YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts.

Duration:00:01:56