
Dumb People Town
Starburns Audio
It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown
Location:
United States
Genres:
Comedy
Networks:
Starburns Audio
Description:
It’s as much an exploration as it is a celebration of dumb people doing dumb things (often in Florida). With Daniel Van Kirk, Randy Sklar, and Jason Sklar. www.patreon.com/dumbpeopletown
Language:
English
Episodes
Greg Warren - Backdoor Banking
7/1/2025
Comedian and podcaster Greg Warren (The Champ) stops by as Daniel describes how a proctologist is shocked to find money inside a patient, Jason explains how a child took his little sister to McDonalds for breakfast in the family car, and Randy warns against getting stuck on Mount Fuji twice in one week, and so much more!
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Duration:00:46:27
Henry Phillips - Oreo Speedwagon
6/24/2025
Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more!
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Duration:00:44:44
Brooks Wheelan - Poop Not Punch
6/17/2025
Comedian, writer, and podcaster Brooks Wheelan (Alive In Alaska) stops by as Jason goes over the list of items left in Ubers, Daniel explains a senior prank that get out of hand at a Texas high school, and Randy warns against pooping on cars (pretty simple honestly), and so much more!
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Duration:00:52:36
Kiran Deol - Son Of Clam
6/10/2025
Comedian, actor, and writer Kiran Deol (JOYSUCK) stops by as Randy describes how a New York man lit sex toys on fire, sparking a neighborhood blaze, Daniel explains why a man pooped on wigs in a store, and Jason warns against bring cocaine to DisneyWorld, and so much more!
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Duration:00:59:50
Paul Scheer - My Dolphin, My Choice
6/3/2025
Comedian/actor/podcaster/author Paul Scheer (Joyful Recollections Of Trauma) stops by as Randy describes a couple that is planning a dolphin-assisted birth, Jason explains why Ohio police found a raccoon in a car with a meth pipe in its mouth, and Daniel warns about betting against a man willing to get breast implants, and so much more!
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Duration:00:56:10
Dean Delray - Ride Or Die
5/27/2025
Comedian Dean Delray (5836) stops by as Daniel describes a woman who spends crazy sums of money of water for her spoiled dog, Randy explains why a funeral home in Albany, Australia created a truck hearse, and Jason revels in a man who led police on a chase who once caught offered the officers vodka spritzers and asked if they had fun, and so much more!
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Duration:00:49:40
Gareth Reynolds - Trashkansas
5/20/2025
Comedian and podcaster Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) stops by as Randy describes how an influencer defends faking her own kidnapping, Jason explains why a Kansas man wants to legalize raccoons as pets, and Daniel warns against leaving your phone open around a 2 year old, and so much more!
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Duration:00:43:38
Chris Sullivan - Dumb Was Us
5/13/2025
Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more!
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Duration:00:53:10
Al Madrigal - Of Unknown Origin
5/6/2025
Comedian/actor/ATC Founder Al Madrigal stops by as Jason describes a Florida woman who was arrested after a dildo attack, Randy explains why a woman was in court for farting at her boyfriend's ex, and Daniel warns against listing your house for sale and leaving a risque sign up in the bedroom, and so much more!
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Duration:00:45:49
Arden Myrin - Poundland
4/29/2025
Comedian/actress/podcaster Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) stops by as Randy describes why a mother demands that Poundland change their logo, Jason explains how a Florida man with an ankle monitor told police that he can't go to jail due to his curfew, and Daniel warns laying on the beach while a certain sheriff's vehicle is near, and so much more!
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Duration:00:50:10
Jay Mohr - Harsh Penalties
4/22/2025
Comedian and actor Jay Mohr (https://www.jaymohr.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a Florida man stole an ambulance in a beer-fueled rage, Daniel explains why a Florida woman told a deputy that getting arrested was on her "bucket list," and Randy warns against slicing a man's face with a Pringles can, and Jay tells an amazing Al Pacino story, and so much more!
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Duration:00:49:20
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Flourish In the Drama
4/15/2025
Comedian and actress Mary Lynn Rajskub (North Of North, 24, Mr. Show, Always Sunny, Tour dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a "Do Not Buy This House Before Talking To Me" sign ended up next to a house for sale, Randy explains how a woman was arrested for hit and run after her car hit a low-hanging tree branch, and Jason warns driving drunk while looking at naked women on FaceTime and getting stuck on train tracks, and so much more!
Duration:00:47:05
Asif Ali - Mr. Machete
4/8/2025
Star of Deli Boys on Hulu, Asif Ali, stops by as Daniel describes a soldier so drunk that he stole a double decker bus to drive home, Jason explains why a Florida man in a clown costume was arrested fro trespassing, and Randy warns that getting a tattoo of a machete on your face might make you use a machete on someone, and so much more!
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Duration:00:42:52
Carol Leifer - Rim Speed
4/1/2025
Comedy legend and author Carol Leifer (How To Write A Funny Speech...) stops by as Daniel describes a how an Australian couple had sex during a police pursuit, Randy explains why "Botox faces" have been banned from a UK comedy club, and Jason warns against stealing another man's dentures, and so much more!
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Duration:00:37:29
Luke Null - That's Fancy Nugs
3/25/2025
Comedian Luke Null (Pretty Songs, Dirty Words) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that stole a jacket that was actually a piece of art on the wall at the Picasso Museum in Paris, Randy explains why a woman was arrested at an Indiana Applebee's over an "All You Can Eat" dispute, and Jason warns against vandalizing the wrong car after a breakup, and so much more! Luke plays a song!
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Duration:00:58:38
Trae Crowder - Steak Tips & Takis Fire
3/18/2025
Comedian Trae Crowder (Trash Daddy, WellRed podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes why a meathead attorney sparked a brawl at a wedding, Randy explains why a Massachusetts official misused funds on steak tips and a self portrait, and Jason warns against trying to burn down a house with Takis, and so much more!
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Duration:00:52:55
Alex Edelman - Towel House
3/11/2025
Comedian Alex Edelman (https://www.alexedelmancomedy.com/) stops by as Jason describes a wine thief dubbed "Thirsty Kirstie" indentified herself in Facebook comments, Daniel explains how a man has offered to split lottery winnings with the thieves that stole his credit card and bought the winning ticket, and Randy warns letting your child bite a soccer referee, and so much more!
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Duration:00:47:57
Fahim Anwar - Let Him Cook
3/4/2025
Comedian Fahim Anwar (https://www.fahimanwar.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a man was given a parking ticket because his car's shadow was in a disabled spot, Jason explains why a Florida man was running into mailboxes on a lawnmower, and Randy warns against throwing fish and carrots into the DMV, and so much more!
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Duration:00:39:43
Dana Gould - Geechy's Teeth
2/25/2025
Comedian, writer, and podcast Dana Gould (Perfectly Normal) stops by as Jason describes how owning a Cybertruck has cost one roofer his customers, Randy explains why a woman was arrested for throwing a "First Date" brick through her ex's window, and Daniel warns against pretending to be a DEA agent to get fast food discounts, and so much more!
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Duration:00:51:16
Dan Levy - Crimedr
2/18/2025
Comedian and writer Dan Levy stops by as Randy describes how a man claims to have set a masturbation world record, Dan explains why a taxi driver led police on a multi-state chase, and Jason warns against pouring whiskey in Holy Water, and so much more!
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Duration:00:51:21