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Opening Credits
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Dedication
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Author’s Note
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Prologue: At Least if You Believe Everything You Read on the Internet
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Chapter 1: Superman Never Makes It to the Beach, Or “Prepping for a Deposition”
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Chapter 2: Profile of a “Dealer”
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Chapter 3: Profile of Two Dumbasses
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Chapter 4: Ancient Product
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Chapter 5: Fathers and Mothers
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Chapter 6: Moral Obligations
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Chapter 7: Radio Metabolife
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Chapter 8: Butterfly Cookies
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Chapter 9: Even Monsters Cry
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Chapter 10: Manufacturing a Product, Manufacturing a Letter
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Chapter 11: Cinderella Goes to the Ball
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Chapter 12: Family
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Chapter 13: All the Kangaroos in Texas
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Chapter 14: Send in the Clowns
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Chapter 15: Hindsight’s 20/20
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Chapter 16: Cinderella Does the Mopping
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Chapter 17: The IRS Sticks Its Foot in the Door
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Chapter 18: Guns, Or “The $93 Million Farce”
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Chapter 19: Mr. Ellis Goes to Washington
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Chapter 20: The Win-Win...Win?
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Chapter 21: Modern Law with the U.S. Attorney’s Office
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Epilogue
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Afterword
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Ending Credits
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