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Please I Can to the Toilet Go?

Guy Newmountain

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a supply teacher? This is the book for you! Artist and illustrator Guy Newmountain, a time-served teacher at the chalk-face for 25 years and a familiar sight to thousands of pupils across the spectrum from nursery to...

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Opening Credits

1/11/2024
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About the Author

1/11/2024
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Dedication

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Acknowledgements

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Introduction

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Boom! Shake the Lesson-Plan

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A Real-Life Cinderella Story

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Challenging Behaviour

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Snakes in a Classroom

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The Queen's Drink

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Disrecpect to the Last Plantagenet

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Binky-Boo

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Embarrassing Moments

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The Egg and Spoon Race

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Asperger's Anecdote

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Innovation

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The Death Threat

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The Doodle Gallery

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Narrow Escape

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Sitting Duck

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The Birdman

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Brexit Rounders

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Home Visits

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The Pond of Extra Time

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A Confidence Kept

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Eye of the Storm

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The Petrol Payback

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Extreme Workaholism

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Maternal Instinct

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Circle Time

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The Charm Offensive

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The Long-Term Sickness Cover

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The Elective Mute

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Showmanship and the Mystery Mantra

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Weapons of Mass Disruption

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The Crush

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Minibus King of the Road

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The Tampon War

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Lunch for an Alligator

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The Gloomy Man

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Chef Guy

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Self-Deprecating Humour

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Tongueman

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Inclusion

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Parenting

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Activism

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Cupid's Arrow and the Anti-Male Environment

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The Playscheme

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Workplace Bull

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The Alternative Birthday Cake

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Neon Pink

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The Curse of ther 'Virtual' Tutankhamum

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9:11, Green Trays and the Nit-Nurse

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"Hands!"

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Guy Newmountain: OFSTED Creep

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Them and Us

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The Ghosts of School Days Past

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The Giving of Lines

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Spice-Breaker

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The Loathed Lesson

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A Guilty Conscience

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Differences in Outlook

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Santa Guy

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The Scrunched-Up Ball of Paper Lesson

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Facing My Own Fear

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Sectional Views

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The Deadly Rock-Back

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Beware the Nursery Nurse...

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Tempus Fugit

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Teaching an Adult to Read

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So Why Did I Stop?

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Closing Credits

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