Roz & Mocha

With back-to-school season just around the corner, Roz & Mocha are taking a trip down memory lane and diving into some big life questions. In this episode, they reflect on their favorite school memories—from unforgettable classroom moments to the friendships that shaped them. They also explore the kinds of life experiences everyone should have at least once, and share the lessons their kids picked up early that they wish they had learned themselves. Plus, the team discusses powerful quotes and dialogues from movies and TV shows that left a lasting impact. It’s a thoughtful, funny, and heartfelt episode that blends nostalgia with life wisdom—perfect for anyone gearing up for a new season of change.

We’re turning the spotlight on YOU in this Summer Special featuring some of the wild, weird, and wonderful calls we’ve received this year! From birthday song requests, to the listener who has no idea what we even look like. Plus, calls full of love… and even one from a hater. You’ll also hear from Mocha and Jenna as we celebrate the unforgettable moments that only you could give us.

All summer long we’re bringing the heat—this time with the wildest, weirdest, most jaw-dropping Helluva Stories you’ve shared with us. In this special edition, we revisit some of the most unforgettable tales: a survivor who lived through a plane crash, a man with a shocking fingernail collection, a flight attendant’s run-in with the passengers from hell, and a woman whose ex-husband ran a Ponzi scheme. These stories are anything but ordinary—because on this show, we don’t just tell stories… we tell Helluva Stories.

Back by popular demand! As part of our Summer Special series, we're revisiting one of the most iconic episodes ever — The Roast of Roz Weston! Originally recorded for Roz’s 50th birthday, this unforgettable celebration features special guests Russell Peters and Scott McGillivray, plus a surprise musical performance from Shawn Desman. It’s hilarious, heartfelt, and absolutely savage. ReLove the Roast!

This summer, we’re turning up the heat—and the frustration! It’s our ultimate collection of your biggest vents of the year so far. From the mom who found out her son was secretly peeing the bed, to rants about slow drivers, and full-on outrage over people FaceTiming in public—nothing was too petty or too real for you to sound off about. If you’ve ever wanted to scream “ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!”—this one’s for you.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we’re letting our hair down — literally. It’s all about hair! Back in 2014, Roz revealed he once shaved his chest hair into the shape of a giant “V” and proudly rocked the look. In 2013, Roz questioned whether he had “anime hair”… and the team had thoughts. And from 2015, for reasons still unclear, Maurie randomly called Roz to ask: how much does hair actually weigh? It’s the hairy moments you didn’t know you needed — all on this week’s Retro Show!

It’s a Roz & Mocha Summer Special! When news breaks or a weird survey needs answers, there’s only one man for the job — Damnit Maurie. In this episode, we round up some of the best man-on-the-street moments of the year, as Maurie hits the pavement to get your hot takes on everything from viral headlines to the most random questions we could think of.

Roz is once again raging about bananas — and the passion runs deep. We also get into the daily spider standoff happening in Roz’s bathtub and why a plastic cup is now part of his morning routine. Plus, the weird new debate: do you dry your feet on a towel… or just the floor? The everyday things that somehow turn into chaos — it’s all in the Deep Dive.

Roz & Mocha reflect on the life and legacy of Hulk Hogan following the wrestling legend’s passing — including some of his most outrageous claims and a touching tribute from his daughter Brooke. Damnit Maurie chats with Jason Momoa about his new Apple TV+ series Chief of War. Plus, Mocha shares the hilarious story of the time he had to share a bed in Vegas… complete with a “pillow wall.” And would you ever get a raise just for running? One company is paying people to lose weight.

This week on The Roz & Mocha Retro Show, we're throwing it back to some unforgettable celebrity moments from the vault! We kick things off in 2013 with the full in-studio interview from the late, great WWE legend Hulk Hogan — a truly iconic visit we’ll never forget. Also from 2013, Lady Gaga joined us during her Born This Way tour to talk music, fame, and everything in between — now, all these years later, she’s back on the road withThe Chromatica Ball. And from 2014, get ready to laugh as Kevin Hart drops by the studio for one of his classic, high-energy Roz & Mocha appearances. Relive all the magic on this week’s Retro Show!

This week on the FML Podcast: A long-distance relationship hits a breaking point, a hidden romance is tested by contract drama, someone discovers their ex is pregnant with another man’s baby, and one listener just wants to avoid playing pretend with a younger cousin. Tough choices, messy feelings — all the FMLs in one place.

Maurie’s under fire after revealing Mocha’s mom bought him a T-shirt — and the roasting is relentless. The crew tries to master the tongue-twisting “Irish Wristwatch” challenge with hilarious results. Plus, would you date your pet if they were human? The answers are weirder than you’d think. And Damnit Maurie chats with Dave Franco and Alison Brie about their new movie Together.

Stephen Colbert shocks viewers with news that The Late Show will end in 2026, raising questions about the future of late-night TV. A viral moment from a Coldplay concert puts a CEO and his coworker in the spotlight — thanks to a kiss cam scandal. Plus, new reports reveal why it took so long for Justin Bieber to settle his financial issues with Scooter Braun. We also dive into Trump’s alleged Epstein letter, Beyonce’s Destiny’s Child reunion, a possible Katy Perry–Justin Trudeau romance, and wild updates from Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral.

What’s something you never liked… until your friends changed your mind? Plus, Roz shares his legendary weekend toilet routine—yes, it involves coffee, a charger, and over an hour of alone time. Also: how do YOU pump gas? Do you stop at the click or round up? Elevator etiquette—do you talk to strangers? And would you rather drink your Thanksgiving dinner as a smoothie or chew gum through a fancy tasting menu?

Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast - Let’s rewind to this week in 2013 and 2014! Would you ever fake your own death just to end a relationship? One guy did, and Roz & Mocha had a lot to say about it back in 2014. Then in 2013, we talked about the unofficial throne in every house — the one chair nobody else is allowed to sit in because it’s Dad’s chair. And finally, we revisit the time a list leaked showing how rock stars shower — and yes, it’s as weird as you think.

We’re bringing the holiday cheer to the middle of summer with a festive blast from the past! It’s our full-on Christmas episode packed with games, laughs, surprise guests, and all the warm fuzzy chaos you’d expect from a Roz & Mocha holiday special. No snow required—just good vibes and great company. Happy Christmas in July from all of us!

Maurie’s disastrous teleprompter moment resurfaces—did he ever get better? The team reflects on their TV dreams and worst on-air moments. Plus, which movie makes each of them cry every time? Later, Roz shares his top tips for making pizza at home, and we answer: Would you ever take the law into your own hands? From burnt lawns to the office upgrade wish list and who's the biggest liability on the show—nothing is off limits in this week's Deep Dive.

Mocha pulls an all-nighter at the Wu-Tang concert and rolls into work with pizza and a pillow. Roz rants about his missing deodorant, Maurie gives questionable advice to his freshly graduated brother, and we ask — is Katherine a genius for turning bread into a makeshift pillow? Plus, a woman reveals the strangest thing she was told during a job interview, and we get into a wild conversation about swim trunks, mesh, and unfortunate... friction.

This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — it’s all things summer! We’re throwing it back to 2014 when Jersey Shore ruled TV and Mocha breaks down the classic phrase “Suns Out, Guns Out.” Plus, can you really get a tan while wearing sunscreen? And in 2015, Roz & Mocha talk tanning with oil — is it worth it?

Meghan’s mother-in-law is hijacking her baby shower and ignoring all her wishes. What do you do when you want to plan your own celebration, but someone else takes the reins? Then, Kat is drowning in chaos trying to raise two kids and a wild new puppy — is it time to rehome the dog? Plus, 13-year-old Lily wants to join cadets, but her mom’s not having it. What other activities could give her the fun and friendship she’s looking for? Also, Chloe found out her best friend might be cheating — does she say something or stay out of it?